The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.27.14

March 27th, 2014 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what’s probably the first shot of Mila Kunis‘ douche bump. Then again, I’m not really an obstetrician no matter what this lab coat, stethoscope, and hospital ID badge I constantly wear seems to make everyone believe. We’ve also got that one Baldwin girl who has yet to partially expose her butthole while paddleboarding and will therefore remain first nameless, Jennifer Connelly who will never, ever walk past a hot dog cart on her way to a red carpet ever again, and Richard Gere just as Stuart Little stirs from his nap.

The Superficial™ – Slapping 20 year-old jokes on a pile of tit photos, because food service jobs are terrible,

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  1. Jon Voight Peering Into Parking Meter
    buzz
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    No matter how many times he swipes his credit card into that machine– he isn’t going to see nickel porn reels like he did in the old days.

  2. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Ecstacy Face Time Out Of Mind Set
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    Nothing like waking up looking like Nick Nolte.

  3. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    fred
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    I hesitate to say this, but that is the most attractive Adam’s apple that I have ever seen.

  4. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Ecstacy Face Time Out Of Mind Set
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    ” I hope Zac Efron shows up so I can poke his ass…I mean kick his ass!”

  5. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Swearin
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    Photoshop? I’m pretty sure that’s actually what Hef looks like now; a wrinkly, ancient boulder

  6. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
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    Oh didn’t know she was a fister.

  7. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Dress 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    I gotta agree with Brick on this one. She’s fucking sexy and pretty awesome.

  8. Joey McIntyre Performing With Male Dancers 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    You’re singing back-up for Right Said Fred. So what? It could be worse. You could be Donny.

  9. Alicia Keys Belly Fat Gut Tight Dress Its On Again Music Video The Amazing SpiderMan 2 Soundtrack
    CptCreep
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    This Girl is a TIIIRRREEEE.

  10. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
    Swearin
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    I’m pretty sure they don’t have black people or Canadians in Narnia, he’ll stand out

  11. Elton John Pink Eye
    The Pope
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    Get Brendan Frasier on the phone right now! Why? Because this fucking wig of his has given me the fucking pink eye!…What?! It’s made from Madona’s pubic hair?! FUCK OFF!

  12. Russell Crowe Kissing Jennifer Connelly Noah Premiere
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    “I am the Goblin king!”

  13. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
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    I’ve known she was gay for a long time but I still would.

  14. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    It really pisses Bruce off when people insinuate that he’s trying to look like a woman when he is clearly going for a look he calls “Lion-O”.

  15. Mila Kunis Baby Bump Midriff
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    Wow, From a 10 to a 2 so fast

  16. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    You never go full Kirstie Alley.

  17. Elton John Pink Eye
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    William H Macy is going method for the Elton john biopic.

  18. Maitland Ward Cleavage Nipple Boob Window Dress 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    Cock Dr
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    She has that dress in all 60 Crayola colors.

  19. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
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    Not sure why, but this is doing it for me.

  20. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    He needs to get that Adam’s Apple Shaved down

  21. Rose McGowan Cleavage Dark Circles Under Eyes Chateau Marmont
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    Hell yes.

  22. Seth Green Directing Superhero Chicks
    Swearin
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    Yes, because that’s what every nerdy, bullied young boy needs to see; hot chicks they’ll never bang dressed up in superhero costumes.

  23. Dolph Lundgren Skin Trade Set
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    Are you sure that isn’t Anthony Michael Hall?

  24. Mila Kunis Baby Bump Midriff
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    “Siri? Where is the nearest abortion clinic?”

  25. Brad Pitt Big Men Special Screening
    Eric
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    A showing of Big Men and Brad Pitt’s O-Face.

  26. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
    Swearin
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    Guess which famous Hollywood actor has one that says Tom Girl?

  27. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    I weep for Ryan Sweeting. I applaud the magicians on Big Bang Theory for making her look fuckable. Fucking miracle workers.

  28. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
    Natty Ice
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    Just like the sign says. Everything about this picture is a big fat “NO”.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
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    That’s just gross.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
    er
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    MOOOOO GOD DAMMIT MOOO!!!!

    FAT FAT COW

  31. Jon Voight Peering Into Parking Meter
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    “Could you please let me park here? My daughter is Angelina Jolie.”

  32. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Ass Grab I Cant Sing The X Factor Musical Press Night Performance
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    Fuck the both of them.

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
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    There is no baby in that stroller. She couldn’t fit it and her shopping in the carriage. Don’t worry. Child services will pick up her child eventually.

  34. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
    Mitch
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    2016 can’t come soon enough, except we will be even more fucked with Hillary as president.

  35. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
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    Yes. Always yes. She’s always been on my would do list. Still looking pretty damn good.

  36. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    There is so much fake going on here I don’t know where to start.

  37. Maitland Ward Cleavage Nipple Boob Window Dress 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    Same dress, different colour. Still fucking sexy.

  38. Adriana Lima Sony Ericsson Open
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    Even she can’t stop looking at those wonderful cans.

  39. Alicia Keys Belly Fat Gut Tight Dress Its On Again Music Video The Amazing SpiderMan 2 Soundtrack
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    How long ago did she make that kid?

  40. Rose McGowan Cleavage Dark Circles Under Eyes Chateau Marmont
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    She’s definitely getting more work done.

  41. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Pants 25 years oYears Of Magnum At Home House Party
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    I’ll use Magnums on her.

  42. Dolph Lundgren Skin Trade Set
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    Yes please.

  43. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    That’s what a mental upload to the Spank Bank looks like.

  44. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
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    He’s a dandy. He’s a real fancy boy!

  45. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Dis how whore look.

  46. Rose McGowan Cleavage Dark Circles Under Eyes Chateau Marmont
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    Cocaine Eyes

  47. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    Swearin
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    This is how she got him to marry her within 6 months; whining like a 2 year old

  48. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
    Swearin
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    That sweater is totally ready for the Thunderdome

  49. Mila Kunis Baby Bump Midriff
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    WHAT?!? … Ashton didn’t come home last night?

    We’re shocked … schocked to learn he’s still a douchbag!

    {Demi Moore’s high, shrill cackle can be heard in the distance}

  50. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    “Mmm, yeah, look at that. So rich. So juicy. I would devour that…are they both from Starbucks?”

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