The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.27.14

March 27th, 2014 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what’s probably the first shot of Mila Kunis‘ douche bump. Then again, I’m not really an obstetrician no matter what this lab coat, stethoscope, and hospital ID badge I constantly wear seems to make everyone believe. We’ve also got that one Baldwin girl who has yet to partially expose her butthole while paddleboarding and will therefore remain first nameless, Jennifer Connelly who will never, ever walk past a hot dog cart on her way to a red carpet ever again, and Richard Gere just as Stuart Little stirs from his nap.

The Superficial™ – Slapping 20 year-old jokes on a pile of tit photos, because food service jobs are terrible,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
    Amanda Bynes
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    I wonder how many animals had their vaginas murdered to make that coat?

  2. Elton John Pink Eye
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    I knew Candle in the Wind would eventually break him.

  3. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    This pic is working for me. Too bad it’s a picture of a gold digger.

  4. Kris Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    Red
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    The new face of lucifer 2014

  5. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Pants 25 years oYears Of Magnum At Home House Party
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    Don’t know who she is, but yes please.

  6. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    His internal theme music has to be 80′s techno.

  7. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    Crazy? Naaah…

  8. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    Ralph
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    I wonder what type of panties he wears.

  9. Elton John Pink Eye
    Bob Costas
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    Just back from Sochi.

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
    Ralph
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    Cow

  11. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
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    “Yez, Mista Prezedent. Das anyone in Amerika refer to you as Black Spock?”

  12. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    Keep drinking soda, fattie

  13. Maitland Ward Cleavage Nipple Boob Window Dress 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    I would show this woman the best 60 seconds of her life.

    Okay, 30 seconds.

    Of my life.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
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    Following close behind, the tide.

  15. Hailey Baldwin Bra See Through Shirt Noah Premiere
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    yeah baby

  16. Joey McIntyre Performing With Male Dancers 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    Is that Photo Boy on the left?

  17. Prince Charles Being Offered A Giant Soft Pretzel
    Elizabeth II
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    “Sire, The peasants have no toilet seats.”
    “Let them make them out of cake.”

  18. Mila Kunis Baby Bump Midriff
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    This is a mistake, Mila.

  19. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Man, what is going ON with this guy/girl?

  20. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    Her reaction to the “fit fare” platter.

  21. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
    Juch
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    Just like they taught him at Presidents Skool, whenever you can’t read the teleprompter, pause and make a face like you just smelled a fart.

  22. Elton John Pink Eye
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    “STOP CALLING ME MARK HAMILL!”

  23. Prince Charles Being Offered A Giant Soft Pretzel
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    Yep, definitely in England, looking at that woman…

  24. 50 Cent Selfie With Russell Crowe At Noah Premiere
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    “Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don’t know if I should go XXpro or Valencia. I want to look tan.”

  25. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Pants 25 years oYears Of Magnum At Home House Party
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    “Oh, you’re an actress? Of course you are.”

  26. Jon Voight Peering Into Parking Meter
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    “Come on, you robot muthafucker. Give my change or tell me my fortune!”

  27. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    That man’s expression speaks for all of us.

  28. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    ultra
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    yep. she’s a keeper.

  29. Prince Charles Being Offered A Giant Soft Pretzel
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    Commoner: It’s a giant pretzel, your highness.
    Prince: Yes, I see. Well, good on you, and keep an eye out. Where there’s one, there’s bound to be others. I’ll be sure to inform the Ministry of Defence.

  30. Seth Green Directing Superhero Chicks
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    Getting them to dress up like that is well worth the money.

    As an aside.

  31. Russell Crowe Kissing Jennifer Connelly Noah Premiere
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    Trinity’s been slumming it since Neo died.

  32. Prince Charles Being Offered A Giant Soft Pretzel
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    “The pretzel, Your Grace, was a snack much enjoyed by your fucking Nazi loving great uncle, Edward VIII.”

    “Doh!”

  33. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Ass Grab I Cant Sing The X Factor Musical Press Night Performance
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    Is he trying to look like a middle age lesbian? If so, mission accomplished.

  34. Elton John Pink Eye
    Pilin
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    Poor Ray Liotta….

  35. Brad Pitt Big Men Special Screening
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    No. Just no. Lose that “goatee”.

  36. Jon Voight Peering Into Parking Meter
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    “I think this viewmaster is broken.”

  37. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
    buzz
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    What’s with the bruised knuckles? Fight Club or girlfriend beater?

  38. Russell Crowe Kissing Jennifer Connelly Noah Premiere
    fred
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    “I know one other place his tickles, Jenny.”

  39. Hailey Baldwin Bra See Through Shirt Noah Premiere
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    I’m counting the days until I see her butthole.

  40. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    All hail PhotoShop, Lord & Master of the Internets.

  41. Joey McIntyre Performing With Male Dancers 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    fred
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    “It’s raining men. Hallelujah. It’s raining men. Whoooaaa Ooooh. . .”

  42. Prince Charles Being Offered A Giant Soft Pretzel
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    “This is for you your highness. It’s ugly, dry and flaky but it’s all yours.”
    “No thank you. I have one of those at home. We call it Camilla.”

  43. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    buzz
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    Wow…when completely crop her tits out, you realize she not even a hard 5.

  44. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Fancy Face
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    The Force of the Photoshop is strong with this one.

  45. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
    Cock Dr
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    If there WERE angels one of them would have flapped over and tipped that red drink all over the white stretched 2 the max fabric gripping dat ass.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
    buzz
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    Someone needs her pamper changed and I don’t mean the baby.

  47. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
    buzz
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    I was going to say Helen Hunt is looking better these days until I realized it wasn’t her.

  48. Kevin Spacey Face In Guys Ass Sony Ericsson Open
    fred
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    “What? Me, with him? No way. That makes no sense. I’m not here with him. I am an out-of-the closet homosexual and he is Kevin Spacey. No, that’s ridiculous. Of course I am not here with that breeder.”

  49. Adriana Lima Sony Ericsson Open
    Cock Dr
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    Headlights…maybe high beams.

  50. Seth Green Directing Superhero Chicks
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    the women appear to be part of Team Unicorn… Seth has worked with them previously on other projects.

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