The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.27.14

March 27th, 2014 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what’s probably the first shot of Mila Kunis‘ douche bump. Then again, I’m not really an obstetrician no matter what this lab coat, stethoscope, and hospital ID badge I constantly wear seems to make everyone believe. We’ve also got that one Baldwin girl who has yet to partially expose her butthole while paddleboarding and will therefore remain first nameless, Jennifer Connelly who will never, ever walk past a hot dog cart on her way to a red carpet ever again, and Richard Gere just as Stuart Little stirs from his nap.

The Superficial™ – Slapping 20 year-old jokes on a pile of tit photos, because food service jobs are terrible,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    I have those exact same shoes at home.

  2. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    Awwwwww yissss. Fat man likey.

  3. Seth Green Directing Superhero Chicks
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    A name like “Team You Fight Against Bullies” doesn’t work if it makes anyone who hears it want to beat you.

  4. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    It’s amazing that Photo Boy didn’t post that pic of her with her dog resting between her butt-crack…

  5. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Put a dress on, and it’s Jackie O.

  6. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
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    Maybe affirmitive action isn’t always a good idea.. Maybe we DON’T need a black Captain America

  7. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Ass Grab I Cant Sing The X Factor Musical Press Night Performance
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    Do you think he puffs his hair up so he looks as tall as she does?

  8. Kris Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    I’ve been switching back and forth between this picture and Bruce, and I’m more convinced than ever that he’s trying to morph into Kris.

  9. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
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    I hope that’s Drake’s wanted level.

  10. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    To think, only a couple hours earlier he was successfully blackmailing her into crapping on his head lest he release pictures of her without makeup….

  11. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
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    The hat says it all.

  12. Russell Crowe Kissing Jennifer Connelly Noah Premiere
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    “I still call the little guy, Maximus…”

  13. Mila Kunis Baby Bump Midriff
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    I apologize to the person I’m stealing this from, but

    “RUUUUUIIIIINNNNNEEEEEDDDDD!’

    Still would, though.

  14. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Ass Grab I Cant Sing The X Factor Musical Press Night Performance
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    He’s mentally calculating how long he has to stick out this relationship until he can dump her ass and return to his harem without taking a major PR hit.

  15. Brad Pitt Big Men Special Screening
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    WTF is this shit? Beiber with a grey goatee?

  16. Elton John Pink Eye
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    Holy crap.. For a second there I thought it was Mark Hamill.

  17. Joey McIntyre Performing With Male Dancers 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    Dude on the left may be the gayest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

  18. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    She’s basically Sisyphus, only instead of pushing a rock, she labors to keep one man’s erection up for more than five seconds.

  19. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
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    Many Boffins died to bring him that jacket.

  20. Seth Green Directing Superhero Chicks
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    Yeah, they always charge me extra when I make them dress up, too.

  21. Mila Kunis Baby Bump Midriff
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    I thought this was Michelle Rodriguez for a minute.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
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    Well I guess we can all rest easy now that we know why she had a baby in the first place: counterweight…

  23. Maitland Ward Cleavage Nipple Boob Window Dress 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    Okay, yes, nice tits and all, but who is she and why does she show up everywhere?

  24. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Ecstacy Face Time Out Of Mind Set
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    A shirt full of gerbils just isn’t the same.

  25. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
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    Yes Alex, I’ll take “Women I spent most of the 1990s fantasizing about” for $500 please.

  26. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Ecstacy Face Time Out Of Mind Set
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    Richard Gere role playing in “I’ll pretend I’m homeless if you bring a gerbil” with Russell Brand.

  27. Elton John Pink Eye
    meeps!
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    So, the Eye of Sauron is gay…?

  28. Adriana Lima Sony Ericsson Open
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    Still the hottest of them all.

  29. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Ass Grab I Cant Sing The X Factor Musical Press Night Performance
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    [Under his breath]: “I swear if you mention marriage one more time, my nipples will start bleeding…”

  30. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    Seconds later, he was murdered by Shakira’s husband, because close enough.

  31. Seth Green Directing Superhero Chicks
    Schadenfreude
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    Scott Evil with his next-generation Fembots!

  32. Prince Charles Being Offered A Giant Soft Pretzel
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    “Look, your highness, I was able to make a mold of your fingers…”

  33. Hailey Baldwin Bra See Through Shirt Noah Premiere
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    The hot cousin. She should replace Ireland in all pictures on this site henceforth.

  34. Hailey Baldwin Bra See Through Shirt Noah Premiere
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    Ah yes, the one that looks like Stephen. Nice bra.

  35. Rose McGowan Cleavage Dark Circles Under Eyes Chateau Marmont
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    Does everyone leave this place looking like Lindsay?

  36. Kevin Spacey Face In Guys Ass Sony Ericsson Open
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    “I can’t take listening to this guy talk about Netflix and House of Cards anymore!”

  37. Joey McIntyre Performing With Male Dancers 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    I hope I get Alzheimer’s so I can forget this image.

  38. Hailey Baldwin Bra See Through Shirt Noah Premiere
    JC
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    Too much Baldwin, not enough thoughtless pig.

  39. Seth Green Directing Superhero Chicks
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    “Hold them like this, and more outward. Okay, now when I yell action…ooooaahhh….you look straight at me and say….ooooo….’Looks like we’re going to have to do you to death, Mr. Green’….mmmmm….okay….ACTION!”

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What a fashionable stroller. How now brown cow.

  41. Russell Crowe Kissing Jennifer Connelly Noah Premiere
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    “Now call me Neo.”

  42. Elton John Pink Eye
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    It’s a PSA highlighting the dangers of gay men facesitting.

  43. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Bruce Jenner in a role of a lifetime: “Helen Gurley-Brown, the Middle Years”.

  44. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Dress 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    Finally a pic of a woman I’d like to have sex with AND talk to.

  45. Kevin Spacey Face In Guys Ass Sony Ericsson Open
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    “I’m sorry, but this is driving me crazy. Keyser Söze wants another hotdog.”

  46. Jon Voight Peering Into Parking Meter
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    The acting career no longer paying the bills? He’s got to break into parking meters to get a few quarters out?

  47. Dolph Lundgren Skin Trade Set
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    What you’re smelling there Dolph is the smell of desperation in the photo preceding you in this gallery.

  48. Elton John Pink Eye
    celebutard
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    Is West Hollywood on Mars?

  49. Mila Kunis Baby Bump Midriff
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    She’s been Kutchered.

  50. Alicia Keys Belly Fat Gut Tight Dress Its On Again Music Video The Amazing SpiderMan 2 Soundtrack
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    I guess she likes both ebony AND ivory.

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