The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.26.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a much larger gallery than yesterday thanks to Rita Ora’s nipples, Thor’s wife’s butt, and Usher at a school, or “grooming” as it’s called in law enforcement. And it’s all stuffed between Amber Rose bookends, so think of it like a sexy sandwich that you probably shouldn’t eat because rappers have repeatedly had sex with it. *rereads* Yep, that’s really disgusting, and now you know why the analogy section of the SAT was actually important.

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