The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.24.16
Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed, which will be your last for the week as we crucify our work day tomorrow, so that it may rise again in three days and be seated at the right hand of Instagram boob, where it will judge you for every time you masturbated at work and didn’t tell a priest about it. Hey, Mom and Dad, at this point I should take a moment and say you were right. I just made use of those ten years of catechism after all. So enjoy Wayne Brady in drag, Bethenny Frankel’s holocaust legs, and Coco’s giant, squatting ass crack in a thong. Wait, that sounded like I just told my mom to enjoy Coco’s ass crack. You know what? It’s time she knows, it’s time she knows.
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