Welcome to a very special edition of The Crap We Missed where I get to silence any and all criticisms of my inclusion of Prince Charles: BOOM! If it’s not my duty to bring you British royalty shitting their pants in a Swedish fighter jet, then I don’t know what the hell I’m even here for. We’ve also got Courtney Love‘s death rattle, Mickey Rourke‘s death rattle, and Kevin Smith‘s death rattle.
I know that seemed to get really dark, but remember when Prince Charles shit himself? HA! Never forget,
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I don’t know her, but I would have missed this if I had missed this.
She’s got a busted nose, cross eyes and plastic surgery. It’s just really good lighting and the angle, plus you’re drunk.
I just googled her and frankly she’s hot in any lighting.
Now that man is royally constipated.
“Quick, someone pull my finger!”
Shit, she’s lost her Precious.
I’m sure somebody else can do the Jabba the Hutt speak better than me.
Her left titty is staring me down. I think it’s in to me.
“You want me to ramble on pointlessly for an hour? Well, I don’t usually do this….”
Ahem.
DAT ASS
is there a clever name for that spot we’re all looking at?
Yes, Los Angeles
This just in: Courtney Love is still dead.
Bring. Me. Those. PUPPIES!
Shiiittt it!!! Shiiiiitttt it!!!!!!!!
her tits have fallen off her implants
Rourke =======II== The Joker
I just snogged 3 dudes!
I snogged Simon Cowell last night.
“well, hellorr.”
The diet went well. Those carbs know who’s boss.
The only thing that can distract from that train wreck of a face is that train wreck of a shirt.
I call busllshit. This photo could have been taken anytime in the past 20 years.
See what playing polo for decades does to a man?
Don’t worry, Kevin. Once it moves past your first stomach, the cramping goes away.
The guy in the black jacket behind him is seriously reconsidering working in any aspect of Hollywood right now.
I bet he loves how they blame themselves for not knowing who he is
Well, in its early stages, Alzheimer’s doesn’t really impair long-term memory so much as recently learned things. So they’ll remember that he was one of the Brady kids. They’ll just forget the part about the marriage to the hot cosplay wife.
Do I have alzheimer’s? Brady kids? Hot cosplay wife?
I like how none of the dudes are even looking at her.
The Situtation really needs to stop using steroids.
Let’s all remember for a moment that Ice-T used t write songs called “Cop Killer” and used to sing a in a thrash band called “Body Count”. A moment of silence, please.
my thought exactly.
Holy shit…the grammar spelling, people. I apologize to the internet.
Say her name 10 times really fast. It’s hilarious.
“Piper Perabo, meet Johnny Galecki. Johnny Galecki, Piper Perabo.”
This is one way to distract from ripples in the breast implants.
When will brittney’s hair grow back?
Looks like someone needs to do a lot of walking.
C’mon, be realistic – America’s only about 3,000 miles wide.
I’ve shaken hands with my last fucking boy scout…Don’t wake me up until I’m King!
Most overheard conversation of the night:
Person 1: “Who’s that guy?”
Person 2: “I think he has Alzheimer’s or something”
He’s smiling because no one has had the heart to tell him they’re never going to make Willow 2.
No one has the heart to tell him his man sized hands don’t fit in the pockets of husky boys jeans.
How is her heart even still pumping?
IDK, It definitely looks like the deathly palor of a stopped heart.
seen here inspired by cartman to crap out of his mouth
Merry Christmas!!!
“Ha! Dick jokes! Who writes this shit?”
I’m always amazed how a chick with a semi decent body, breast implants and an ugly face can get so popular?
‘Cause 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
Don’t discount the marketing value of a good-old-fashioned sex tape.
She’s beat, I don’t get it either. She looks like Garth from Wayne’s World.
You could dig up the leopard and put his coat back on and he still wouldn’t look as bad as that.
that vacuous whore OWNED this blog for a time…
“Oh, yeah…I’m staring at that glass of water too.”
What glass of wa… oh, now I see it.
Sitting on saggy balls is a terrible symptom of age…
She can park wherever she wants.
Look, it’s Sheldon’s dad.
from giving jimmy page a hummer when she was 12……to this
Why is she wearing earrings when it’s apparent no one will see them?
I can only hope that someday I become so fat that hockey jerseys are all I can wear.
Is that a hockey jersey or the cover for his patio furniture?
Take it from me, it’s awesome.
A royal shart is, alas, still a shart.
Not seen… Simon’s 17 trips through the revolving doors.