The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.22.12

March 22nd, 2012 // 298 Comments

Welcome to a very special edition of The Crap We Missed where I get to silence any and all criticisms of my inclusion of Prince Charles: BOOM! If it’s not my duty to bring you British royalty shitting their pants in a Swedish fighter jet, then I don’t know what the hell I’m even here for. We’ve also got Courtney Love‘s death rattle, Mickey Rourke‘s death rattle, and Kevin Smith‘s death rattle.

I know that seemed to get really dark, but remember when Prince Charles shit himself? HA! Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Push The Button
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    What good is an ass if you don’t use it and I’m not talking about dancing.

  2. Holly Madison
    Jimmy
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    Do ya see me really do ya see me! Cause I’m all that cause I suck me some old dick!!!

  3. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
    lori
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    Do you ever notice how almost every single woman you post pictures of here looks exactly the same? Plain, non-descript features, long, boring hair, and usually, fake, bolted-on breasts and no redeeming characteristics to speak of. Uninspiring, and actually, kind of depressing.

  4. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    stacy
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    Ok. This is the Internet. What is so special about that picture or her?

  5. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
    stacy
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    Eh. Seen so much better.

  6. Holly Madison
    stacy
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    We have already seen this no talent skank bare assed naked for years. Why bother posting a picture of her with clothes on?

  7. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Yoga Pants
    stacy
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    Again. We he seen this skank bare assed naked and she has a sex tape out. Why would you waste time posting a picture of her in clothes?

  8. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    turd da third
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    If that spandex lets go, the world is doomed!

  9. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    stacy
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    This woman is a drugged up has been. Why do you waste our time by putting such irrevevance on this site?

  10. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    stacy
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    Google Coco Strip tease and you will see all you will ever need to or her.

  11. Piper Perabo
    stacy
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    Horrible pic. She looks much better than that.

  12. Johnny Galecki
    Weed 2.0
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    The success of hippies in the entertainment industry is destroying the world economy.

  13. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    stacy
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    Not a single thing impressive here.

  14. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    Bonky
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    The oversized sports jersey is the muumuu for fat guys.

  15. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “All right Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up,”

  16. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
    blueballs
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    Her face is shaped like a fuckin snow cone, pass

  17. Johnny Galecki
    King Diamond
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    I thought Brittany Murphy’s husband, whatever his name is died?

  18. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs
    King Diamond
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    You’d think with all that cash this bozo has, he’d remedy that gyno problem via surgery. Oh and that “hair don’t” too.

  19. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    King Diamond
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    Keep sucking back those cancer sticks you picture of vitality.

  20. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    King Diamond
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    Am I the only one that still wonders “What the hell did he do to his face?”

    • Darryl Cranberry

      I dunno man, prob not but why do you have to have someone else agree with you? Just say what you feel. And King Diamond sucked. Merciful Fate for Life!

  21. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
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    Mi gusta!

  22. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
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    I bet those ear rings sound like a wind chime when you bang her.

  23. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
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    “I do say, this plane is spectac-HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!”

  24. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re casting for season 3 of The Walking Dead already?

  25. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    …who? Not that I’m complaining, but…who?

  26. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    …ok, I’ve changed my mind…eesh.

  27. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    bob
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    She Genesissed something in mah pants too…

  28. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I declare a new rule. If you have a rack like this and wear shirts/dresses that reveal this much of it, you should neither expect or demand that men look at your face while they are speaking to you.

  29. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    skunk
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    i just jizzed in my pants

  30. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    WWTDD is better
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice tits whore!

  31. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    If
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    He should have no visible association to any sport whatsoever.

  32. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    standards
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    Only woman I’d fuck Lindsay over.

  33. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Would Hit
    Commented on this photo:

    That Greek ass stinks like kefalograviera.

  34. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ms. Rodriguez, allow me to introduce you to, “El Boner Grande”.

  35. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s trying to get the pee out of her butt.

  36. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    Swearin
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    This is his reaction to a question about whether he always knew Ben Affleck would have success in Hollywood

  37. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs
    Fondue
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    “Excuse me while I pee myself …. thank you!”

  38. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    MRF
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    T’s thinking about where he left that big ole bag o ‘dicks.

  39. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    Pat C.
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    I think you see women like this all the time on Spanish and Latin American TV shows – you’ll never run out of photo material.

  40. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    Another Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Kevin,

    Your next movie should be about you going on a diet. Then you can make another movie where you stand in front of people talking about the moive you did about said diet. Two birds, one stone. Remember, you don’t eat the birds, just a metaphore.

    .

  41. 5318008

    BTW the past tense of “shit” is “shat”.

  42. Warwick Davis
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    midgets are so HOT right now

  43. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
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    i guess i’m the only one who thinks that butt looks kinda lumpy, with a side of saddlebag.

  44. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    Gollum looks terrible in that wig.

  45. Holly Madison
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    Even with all the surgery they still felt the need to blur her face.

  46. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Her boobs look very … solid.

  47. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew there were homeless people in Beverly Hills?

  48. Warwick Davis
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    Dinklage has a massive protruding forehead. He could headbutt him in the sternum and kill him instantly. Dinklage wins.

  49. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    chupacabra
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    oh yea, and now this is more like it.

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