The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.22.12

March 22nd, 2012 // 298 Comments

Welcome to a very special edition of The Crap We Missed where I get to silence any and all criticisms of my inclusion of Prince Charles: BOOM! If it’s not my duty to bring you British royalty shitting their pants in a Swedish fighter jet, then I don’t know what the hell I’m even here for. We’ve also got Courtney Love‘s death rattle, Mickey Rourke‘s death rattle, and Kevin Smith‘s death rattle.

I know that seemed to get really dark, but remember when Prince Charles shit himself? HA! Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
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    Genesis Rod. Nuff Said.

  2. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
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    jacking off in a fighter jet rules!

  3. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    eh
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    now all the guy needs is to do is add a baseball cap worn backwards and he will start a whole new fashion movement.

  4. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
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    As soon as I find an appropriate length stick and beat off this weasel looking German guy dressed in black, I am gonna take those earrings and find the Lost Ark.

  5. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs
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    ahhh. no better feeling than having your ass freshly pounded.

  6. Warwick Davis
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    I see the Simon Cowell kids collection at Sears is selling well.

  7. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    Hole-y shit.

  8. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    Oh THOSE aren’t fake…

  9. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
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    Recently heard at a Dennys…

    “Silent??? That motherfucker NEVER stops asking for pork products…”

  10. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Do_Freebird
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    First bronto toe I’ve ever seen.

  11. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Do_Freebird
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    So Ice-T – been playing a lot of polo with the homies?

  12. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    “So I told Grohl that he can kiss my fucking ass, if he thinks he’s going get another goddamn dime off of Kurt’s repu — ack — cough — tation. I’m not going to let that — ack– cough — ah fuck. Do you think that guy over there has any blow?”

  13. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    While I Gag
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    Angelina Jolie take notes.

  14. Johnny Galecki
    Mrs. Salt
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    If I starred in Roseanne I would want to forget as well..

  15. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs
    Mrs. Salt
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    Is it me or does he always look like he is about to lactate?

  16. Warwick Davis
    Mrs. Salt
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    What??? No??? Is he using lifts?

  17. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    Mrs. Salt
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    Tara Reid…. Add 20 years to your reflection

  18. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    Mrs. Salt
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    Looks like someone raided crocodile dundees shoe stash again…

  19. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Mrs. Salt
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    The huge polo logo tells me he likes to ride horses….nuff said!

  20. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    She looks like Zelda from Pet Sematary, but blonde :0

  21. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    eskwire
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    For some reason in this pic he looks like the love child of Shatner and Philbin.

  22. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    Coyote
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    Look like he has his own hockey equipment. Pads included

  23. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    ssshhh.. its feeding at the moment.

  24. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
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    So her shortened name is… Gene?

  25. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    Coyote
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    Boy, Kris Kardashian really need some more work

  26. Piper Perabo
    Coyote
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    When did she grow Tits?

  27. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
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    Seems like her and Reese are having a chin race… first one to the knees wins!

  28. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    j/k
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    Even Ice-T wears U.S. Polo Club

  29. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
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    I’m betting someone just told him this joke:

    “Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match. It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.”

  30. Johnny Galecki
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    I guess they forgot that September is World Alzheimer’s Month…

  31. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    Bam
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    I don’t want to go into the full historical detail but it’s a widely known fact that all gay people use Mickey Rourke as their totem pole for confidence when walking outside in something similarly gay

  32. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    Minky Wail
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    “Die, Fat Ass, die!”

  33. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    I was thinking the other day that Tara Reid and Mischa Barton look like they’re in a race to the grave. I see this today and I’m pretty sure Courtney Love has already lapped them.

  34. Johnny Galecki
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    Lego Federer strikes back.

  35. Piper Perabo
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    She looks better when she grins a little. She looks like the goddamned Joker when she full-on smiles, but a little grin would help here.

  36. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    Hey classy lady, you might want to consider a clear antiperspirant.

  37. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
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    “I’m sorry I forgot what I was about to say, teehee!”

  38. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Hugh Gentry
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    she needs to buy some new clothes

  39. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    Keith
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    Wasn’t she an extra in the season finale of The Walking Dead? I thought I saw her on the highlight reel of the zombies killed in this episode

  40. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini
    Shasta
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    How is her ass STILL flat when she’s bent over? I don’t understand.

  41. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
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    tenso

  42. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Shasta
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    I spy with my little eye a wrinkle in the saline bag.

  43. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Shasta
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    Why are there folds in her ass? Are those seriously some kind of implant too?

  44. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    And here is cavewoman, discovering a use for fire.

  45. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    Jim
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    I’ll do you both for $20

  46. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    jenny
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    Holy shit she is beautiful.

  47. Warwick Davis
    Rob
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    I told him to go with the 9″ inseam, the 11″ just makes him look like a midget!

  48. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    Jack
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    Why dont you all shut the fuck up!!!Dont hate just cos he can be successful and over weight . Over weight people have to use there brains to get ahead and then also take all your ridicule. All you wanna be D-grade jersey shore fucking idiots need to go back to what you do best. EATING DICK you pack of FUCKS!!!

    • Joaquin ingles

      Oh sure. Jonah Hill is a genius.

      • Jack

        I dont know much about him. Im a Smith fan. However this guy is smart enough to have a career in movies. i just saw a pic of him at present and he’s also smart enough to lose 50 to 100 pounds. Have you ever achieved any of these goals? Just saying.

      • Meat

        Shut up Jack, you fuckin fat ass

      • Jack

        hahahahahaha
        I could out run you, out fight you, out think you any day of the week and twice on Sunday!
        Meat? We know where the meat is right on your forehead
        you fucking dickhead.
        I’ve got 9% body fat and you all know where the fat is at!!
        You don’t have to be over-weight to stick up for over-weight people.
        I was built to fight for the under-dog cos real people do real things!!! Live for something die for nothing…
        So stick to being the shallow cunt that you are. Sit in your room at your parents house with ya little “meat” in your hand spanking off to the Jonas bros you pathetic little clown!!!

      • JackisaDoucheTank

        awww Jack is a certified internet badass! I have 1% body fat, I can jump 18 feet high, and beat your ass with my pinky! I’m an internet tough guy, too!

  49. Piper Perabo
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Grandma?

  50. Johnny Galecki
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    Charlie Sheen thinks he’s Johnny Galecki now? Alzheimer’s is such a cruel disease

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