The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.22.12

March 22nd, 2012 // 299 Comments

Welcome to a very special edition of The Crap We Missed where I get to silence any and all criticisms of my inclusion of Prince Charles: BOOM! If it’s not my duty to bring you British royalty shitting their pants in a Swedish fighter jet, then I don’t know what the hell I’m even here for. We’ve also got Courtney Love‘s death rattle, Mickey Rourke‘s death rattle, and Kevin Smith‘s death rattle.

I know that seemed to get really dark, but remember when Prince Charles shit himself? HA! Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Holly Madison
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    i want her bleached anus hole in my mouth…

  2. Holly Madison
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    And she’s at a MUSIC conference why?!?!?

    • slippinx12

      Do we really need to connect the dots between skanks and musicians?

    • “WMC 2012 offers disc jockeys and artists the opportunity to network and have their music heard by an international audience of music industry professionals through a variety of events and premieres.”

      This isn’t exactly an educational conference. More like an industry convention. And where there are conventions, there are hookers.

  3. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
    Richard McBeef
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    have you ever pooped your pants? have you ever pooped your pants in a swedish fighter plane? didn’t think so.

  4. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    The Pope
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    They should have made him use two podiums.

  5. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini
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    Pippa?!?

  6. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    Jesus Christ. Phyllis Diller looks more young & lively than this.

  7. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sorry, lady on the right… the whistling “I don’t know this bitch” look isn’t fooling anyone.

  8. Warwick Davis
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    Left over corned beef & cabbage & midgets doing the leprechaun dance sure do stink 5 days after St. Patrick’s day.

  9. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The place where they sell meth in Beverly Hills has a door man?

  10. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    NG
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    It’s Sofia Vergara’s younger hotter sister.

  11. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    you have to be a holocaust denier to find scrawny bitches attractive.

  12. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ice, we can smell the skank too.

  13. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
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    So she hit the gym enough to feel comfortable wearing a bikini but decided to cover the lower half with cargo netting?

  14. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
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    Looks like he’s heading to a kids slumber party.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The ass distracts people from the dumb t-shirt.

  16. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
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    “Oh, ha ha ha ha! No, I haven’t had a decent movie idea in decades…”

  17. Warwick Davis
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    The drugs I’m on are making his legs look woooobbbbly…..

  18. Piper Perabo
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is the hidden image in this picture a white girl?

  19. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    Never mind the toe. I think she’s got the whole camel in there.

  20. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    The woman on the right is bare-armed so I suspect the coat is just meant to hide the rubber hose tied around her arm.

  21. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Know what the rules say about the size of the goalie? Nothin!! Ha ha ha ha

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
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    Still not enough to make me watch DWTS but I do appreciate the increased Maria Menounos coverage.

  23. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    slippinx12
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    It’s casual Friday on the Death Star

  24. Warwick Davis
    Richard McBeef
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    Isn’t dinklage supposed to kill this guy. I thought there was some sort of ‘there can only be one’ thing going with those guys.

  25. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    Crusading to rid the world of its heroin supply.

  26. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    “Hey asshole, can’t you read the sign? Nothing over 3 tons.”

  27. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini
    Contusion
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    this is the only view of her that is tolerable.

  28. Warwick Davis
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He must be so tired of pretending to be a dwarf

  29. Piper Perabo
    JANE
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    She could easily be Kristen Cavallari’s older sister.

  30. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    JANE
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    nice implants.

  31. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    GeorgeWBush
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    I see Rourke likes to spend his down time between indie films as a high price fluffer (Hint: the man purse gave it away)

  32. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    bigalkie
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    Itchbay

  33. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    Skip Rediculous
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    She certainly is the genesis of the wood I’m sporting now.

  34. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini
    Ben Dover
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    you must fuck cows to find fat bitches attractive.

  35. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
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    Wait until you see her sister, Metagenesis!!!

  36. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    journalschism
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    The jersey that converts into an arena!

  37. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
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    Kevin Smith seen in the moment before he hacked up all of his internal organs. Needless to say, they were HUGE!!!

  38. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
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    “Thank god I decided to wear the extra-heavy duty Depends today!

  39. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    The “before” picture for any Health and Wellness provider.

  40. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
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    The long. lost twin brother of Paul Sr. from Orange County Choppers?

  41. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    journalschism
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    She’s starting to look like that dude from “Escape From New York,” you know the one who starts hissing as Kurt Russell stabs him.

    http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4803-5775.gif

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Dick Hell
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    With my luck the other side probably looks like Rosie O’Donnell. Actually in this case I might be able to work around that.

  43. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs
    pretty blind
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    somebody must really like simon cowell hairy chest man boobs pics cuz they keep showing up on this site.
    i bet that prince charles dude posted them.

  44. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    KEEF RICHARDS
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    LOOKS HOT AS A HOT FUCK.

  45. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini
    turd da third
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    mucho mudflaps!

  46. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
    turd da third
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    Who does #2 work for!!!!!!!?

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    turd da third
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    I’ll put my anaconda in her honda!

  48. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    turd da third
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    another crowbar ass, sweet!

  49. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    turd da third
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    she has the silicone droop, looks like she got them at walmart on sale.

  50. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
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    she certainly is melony.

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