Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which survived another hack attack because boobs always triumph over not putting boobs on the Internet. That said, I wouldn’t fault anyone for lighting our server on fire because of the Mama June photo. It is certainly not beautimous, nor the breasts you’re looking for and might actually be a war crime now that I think about.
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- The Superficial
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Run that one of her in the “peek-a-boo” dress again to make up for this shit, okay?
Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn’t even enough to pay for the coffin.
“Rain? I don’t think so…”
Bruce looks as though he’s lost most of his male hormones.
Perhaps they were stolen.
Kris and the girls did castrate him, didn’t they?
Isn’t it a bit early in this kids career to be making a statue of him?
If mummification was good enough for Tutankhamun it should be good enough for anybody.
That is one hell of a lady figure.
I know! Cool Hand Luke! It was the belly full of eggs.
Busy eating at The Golden Corral are we?
How does he DO it?
And by “it,” I’m not sure what I mean.
All her shots here look like they’ve been Photoshopped very very hard.
“Very very hard” has a lot to do with why Photoshop was invented.
“Where the white little boys at?”
Spoiler Alert! here are the outakes from Winona’s performance….
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity, any girl who isn’t me tonight.
This must be a high impact workout…I see her air bags went off.
Joke’s on her: those tomatoes got flu shots.
Canadian tuxedo.
Must of borrowed Travolta’s rug for the night.
Dessert.
Sweet booger bombay!
It would be more interesting if it were some sort of Masonic symbolic sacrifice or something.
Guess she could only afford one implant.
Sadly he’ll be rockin’ that hairdo until the day he dies. Or is it the day he dyes?
What’s Joe Simpson doing in London?
I’d like to show y’all my ‘lil Dangle.
Resistance to the Borg assimilation is futile.
Woof!
Again, black is only slimming if the garment required less than an acre of fabric.
She looks like she goes about 6’6″, 340. Maybe the Chargers could put her at left tackle.
I thought it was Stumpy Joe Peeps.
I thought Lee Remick was dead… and a woman.
There’s the look of a one hit wonder.
Honey BOOger. hehehe
BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow Ends Friendship With Beyoncé Over H&M Campaign
“H&M? That’s budget fashion! You can’t get a Valentino trapeze bag or Alexander Wang leather shorts there!”
For the record, I had to look up those things. I don’t even know what a “trapeze bag” is.
No, schmidtler, I do not work at Mandee’s.
It’s all one big doss in Madame Tussaud’s since they heard about 3D printers
The devil comes in all kinds of disguises.
Must . . . access . . . emergency . . . skettis.
Hey Rory, what’s the par on that hole?
My guess it’s a Par 3 course. You have to start with a nice long drive in a Porsche. Then pitch her on the green with a diamond necklace. And score the hole with a putter no shorter than 8 inches.
Troweled on the makeup and STILL looks like Kelsey Grammer, poor thing.
I’m always behind this asshole at the Apple Store.
This is the reason Steve-O became sober. Soon…
He’s only half the painter Pricasshole is
Yeah, but that guy is so limited…he only paints starfish.
That’s the best hairdo I’ve ever seen on a Dalek.
EXTERMINATE!!!!
Look at her face, I swear she’s starting to resemble Steve-O. Probably just a bonus side effect of the STDs they exchanged.
“I once ate me own brain, I did!”
“Whenever you pick your nose, always hold out your pinkie finger thusly. That shows you’re a ‘lady.’”
“Here cums Sanna Claws,
Here cums Sanna Claws,
Right in fronna this store.”
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe it’s Insanebelline.
She looks like when the Three Stooges stood on each others’ shoulders as a disguise!
Warning. Do not perform a Google image search. I repeat, do not perform a Goodle image search.
Well geez now I have to do a search, that’s like saying don’t push the big red button!
The jolly, candy-like button…
There. Just saved all those that follow me the hassle.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=pricasso&hl=en&rlz=1C1ASUT_enCA504CA504&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=0vJMUcWNI6mViALQyoBI&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=653
AAAAAAAAAAAAH! THORNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Someone should tell her that’s you contract autism.