The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.20.14

March 20th, 2014 // 252 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is a special type of hybrid post. We knew we wanted the Charlize Theron pic with the photog snapping directly into her breast area for TCWM, but were the rest of the pics worthy of an entire post? Is her body morphing into that almost old-lady shape that makes you wonder if you’ve been looking a little too long at your mom’s friends vacation photos on Facebook? These are the tough questions that serious journalists like Fish and I have to ponder daily. So instead of making this post about just her and risk denying you Captain America hotboxing a car and/or the most hilarious prank ever pulled on perpetually intoxicated London mayor Boris Johnson, we decided to just shove Charlize into a bonus gallery below.

Suck on that, Brian Williams,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bruce Willis Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    Let’s hope it’s a boy.

  2. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
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    Wait right there. Terry will masturbate on you shortly.

  3. Chris Evans Full Beard Laughing Hysterically In Backseat Of Car
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    “Oh my God! Even your semen is red white and blue!”

  4. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Construction Gear Wall With Shoes Glued To It Home Building Project At Former Hospital
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    “I hear there this guy named Mitt Romney. he said you can’t put shoes on an outside wall. He said it was impossible. But here in London we do the impossible..hold on my aide needs to tell me something”

    “Yeah, boss I just got a text from Romney, he said he was just fucking with you.”

  5. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Kim K. tried that pose and ended up sitting on her own face.

  6. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
    beaver eater
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    and this is how you shit in your mouth

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    “Excuse me miss Kardashian. The youth center down the street want their basketball back.”

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    beaver eater
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    Did I just see the kool-aid man?

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Freebie
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    That ass is getting lower and lower every day. Gravity always wins.

  10. Charlize Theron Bikini Mario Testino Shoot
    BorrisMorris
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    OMG, OMG Hilary Duff (obscured) just accepted Charlise’s proposal!!!

  11. Steven Spielberg Derpface Holding Trophy 7th Lincoln Leadership Prize Dinner
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    Look who won the Chris Brown anger management award.

  12. Charlize Theron Bikini Mario Testino Shoot
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    “Careful… careful… if you wake her up, you could end up like her father.”

  13. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    “I love you, Pau.”

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    [sad trombone music]

  15. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
    Little Tongue
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    Too fucking easy! Come the fuck on!

  16. Julianne Moore Nipples No Bra Still Alice Set
    cc
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    I loved that scene in that otherwise forgettable movie where she’s riding Mark Ruffalo and smacks him in the face…if she was riding me she could smack the hell out of my face and I’d enjoy every second of it.

  17. Jennifer Hawkins Butt Side Boob See Through Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
    cc
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    That notch of bare flesh in the vee above her butt? That is some SEXY real estate.

  18. Chris Evans Full Beard Laughing Hysterically In Backseat Of Car
    Little Tongue
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    Holy fuck! Amy Winehouse has ressucitated! With a nose job!

  19. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
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    Fitting.
    People that do yoga love to smell their own farts…

  20. Sam Worthington Staring At Lara Bingle Cleavage Sabotage Premiere
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    I get tingles from looking at Bingle.

  21. Larissa Marolt Butt Tights Massimo Sinato Lets Dance Photocall
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    Wow, Goggle’d her, pretty busted up face for a model..

  22. Sam Worthington Staring At Lara Bingle Cleavage Sabotage Premiere
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    Looking pretty old for 26..

  23. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Crazy Clothes HIGH London Fagship Store Launch
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    Unusual to see her in an outfit where most of the colours match.

  24. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Construction Gear Wall With Shoes Glued To It Home Building Project At Former Hospital
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    Boris inspects the remains of the latest shoe bomber.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sabotage Premiere
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    Arnold’s warning us about the next photo.

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    There must be enough natural gas, in there, to solve the US energy crisis.

  27. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Eejut
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    Butter Von Face

  28. Larissa Marolt Butt Tights Massimo Sinato Lets Dance Photocall
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    Luckily, I finished before I made it to her face.

  29. Jennifer Hawkins Butt Side Boob See Through Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
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    Just sure beauty there far none. I’d let her fart on my cheerios.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    That cracking sound you hear , its the concrete giving out.

  31. Sean Astin Cut Off Jeans Blazer Over T Shirt
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    Mr. Astin, Do you know what you look like?
    No, what do I look like?
    A Po-tay-toe.

  32. Sam Worthington Staring At Lara Bingle Cleavage Sabotage Premiere
    SupaDupa
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    At first glance I thought I was looking at a frame of asian porn….

  33. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Not seen – Kris off camera angrily drumming a riding crop in her palm.

  34. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
    dick thunder
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    So Jackson Browne is a Lakers fan?

  35. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
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    looks like he put the glasses on before the clothes

  36. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Rovv7
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    It’s as if all this technology was created for these crap ass whores.

  37. Carissa Walford Cleavage Leather Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
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    Certified motorboatable

  38. Julianne Moore Nipples No Bra Still Alice Set
    Robb7
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    Ginger Snaps

  39. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Ralph
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    It’s just sad.

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    robb7
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    It’s mind boggling this heinous slut slob is photographed so often and there’s an interest in securing these photos by so many media outlets.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Ralph
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    If her hip measurement is 39″ (as she claims) I’ll suck her dick.

  42. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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    so unpretty

  43. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Construction Gear Wall With Shoes Glued To It Home Building Project At Former Hospital
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    “Aww. I wanted to help nail children’s feet to the wall.”

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sabotage Premiere
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    Who wants to take the maid home?…Not you Arnold.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    cc
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    So this is what Godzilla fights in the new movie?

  46. Keanu Reeves Wearing Beret And Scarf
    charlesatlas
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    He is wondering if anybody saw 47 Ronin.

  47. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
    guest
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    I thought this was Dave Grohl at first. Billy ray has womanly hips.

  48. Jennifer Hawkins Butt Side Boob See Through Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
    crb
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    More like Jennifer Hawkins at the 12th,
    ( •_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)

    ASStra Awards!

    YEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!

  49. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    Is that his daughter cause holy shit she looks like she would be his daughter. If that’s not his daughter that is creepy, hell even if it is his daughter it is still creepy.

  50. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    You can see this one is super dirty. She is going to have about 5 sex tapes when it is all said and done.

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