The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.20.14

March 20th, 2014 // 252 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is a special type of hybrid post. We knew we wanted the Charlize Theron pic with the photog snapping directly into her breast area for TCWM, but were the rest of the pics worthy of an entire post? Is her body morphing into that almost old-lady shape that makes you wonder if you’ve been looking a little too long at your mom’s friends vacation photos on Facebook? These are the tough questions that serious journalists like Fish and I have to ponder daily. So instead of making this post about just her and risk denying you Captain America hotboxing a car and/or the most hilarious prank ever pulled on perpetually intoxicated London mayor Boris Johnson, we decided to just shove Charlize into a bonus gallery below.

Suck on that, Brian Williams,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress Schultz Winter Collection Promotion
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    This looks like one high fahlootin’ skatin’ rink.

  2. Steven Spielberg Derpface Holding Trophy 7th Lincoln Leadership Prize Dinner
    ultra
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    the crankin dinky peen 2014 award.

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    The pounds of pressure per square millimeter on those heels is a very very very large number.

  4. Sean Astin Cut Off Jeans Blazer Over T Shirt
    j/k
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    He looks like a homeless guy on a job interview.

  5. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
    Senor Trout
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    I see someone has been taking their ‘Kevin Federline’s Best Case Scenario’ pills.

  6. Keanu Reeves Wearing Beret And Scarf
    j/k
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    Nope, still the king of sad.

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Elisa
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    Just check those poor SAGGED high heels under the weight of that
    TRUNK mmmmhhhuuuuauauauauauaghghhg

  8. Bruce Willis Pregnant Young Wife Emma
    Urbanspaceman
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    What is that saying about doing something over & over and expecting different results?

  9. Charlize Theron Bikini Mario Testino Shoot
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    I really want to know what her hands are doing. Cuz I think that is where the money shot is.

  10. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Crazy Clothes HIGH London Fagship Store Launch
    Urbanspaceman
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    She looks like a lot of fun.

  11. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    Is that his daughter shifting his gears?

  12. Jennifer Hawkins Butt Side Boob See Through Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
    seriouslynow
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    They breed ‘em hot Down Under.

  13. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    “C’mon, c’mon … suck my kiss!”

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Dox
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    Excerpt from Kardashian Radio Logs
    *static* Hobbit actual to Mother Troll.
    Go ahead Hobbit, this is Mother Troll.
    Billy Goats Gruff have been successful, say again, the Billy Goats have been successful. Ass power is climbing to to 3%, all systems nominal.
    *static* Roger that Hobbit Actual, you are cleared for test firing, say again you are go for test.

    It was in that moment, that a small, unknown flight in Malaysia disappeared from radar.

  15. Regis Philbin Jamie Foxx Look A Like Bodyguard Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Dox
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    I swear I looked at that and thought….

    Regis got a tan.

  16. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
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    He had better watch out. Once Terry gets in there, the fecal splash could give him pink eye.

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress Schultz Winter Collection Promotion
    uncle ruckus
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    Damn!

  18. Steven Spielberg Derpface Holding Trophy 7th Lincoln Leadership Prize Dinner
    Dox
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    And the “Fisting the audience unmercifully” award goes to Steven Spielberg for Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull.

  19. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Crazy Clothes HIGH London Fagship Store Launch
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    I saw someone that looks like her in Central Park and covered in pigeon shit.

  20. Sean Astin Cut Off Jeans Blazer Over T Shirt
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    When did he become a TA?

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
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    Looks like he is borrowing Miley’s breasts.

  22. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
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    “Man… I sure do miss walking Miley around.”

  23. Sam Worthington Staring At Lara Bingle Cleavage Sabotage Premiere
    Dox
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    “Hey, asshole. The camera’s over there.”

  24. Melanie Griffith Gross Old Lady Butt Yoga Pants
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    Melanie and Paris should have an ass-off.

  25. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think he looks pretty good for a 50 year-old lesbian.

  26. Sam Worthington Staring At Lara Bingle Cleavage Sabotage Premiere
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    “God, that woman is so insipid, boring, and overall worthless. Why the hell did I start dating her in the first… Heyooo! Here they are!”

  27. Julianne Moore Nipples No Bra Still Alice Set
    Qmak
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    Still Braless

  28. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    …Think you’re so clever
    But now you must sever
    You’re breaking the girl…

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sabotage Premiere
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    Alright, who knocked up half the cleaning staff?

    Me!

  30. Jennifer Hawkins Butt Side Boob See Through Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
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    Universal beauty indeed.

  31. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Construction Gear Wall With Shoes Glued To It Home Building Project At Former Hospital
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Kickstarting means something entirely different over there.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    If Kim’s ass can fit between the curb and where you parked your car, then you’re in the wrong lane, dumb ass.

  33. Chris Evans Full Beard Laughing Hysterically In Backseat Of Car
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    So do you smell me?

  34. Regis Philbin Jamie Foxx Look A Like Bodyguard Jimmy Kimmel Live
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Regis called him Jamie Foxx at least 15 times.

  35. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    “Anthony, a promise is a promise where I come from. You told me when I moved in that you wouldn’t tour for at least a year while we raised our kid. You better cancel or we’re done. Anthony?”

    “Dis how chicken look.”

  36. Keanu Reeves Wearing Beret And Scarf
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    “Le woah.”

  37. Larissa Marolt Butt Tights Massimo Sinato Lets Dance Photocall
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    Yes Massimo, that tickling sensation in your groin can be caused by a woman.

  38. Heidi Fleiss Sweatpants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d rather bang Bill Walton. Wait, is this Bill Walton?

  39. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress Schultz Winter Collection Promotion
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    I was going to make a ZZ Top joke but after looking at her a 2nd time…

    What the actual shit is going on with her left leg? It looks backwards, or broken. Just… wrong.

  40. Sean Astin Cut Off Jeans Blazer Over T Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sean is proclaiming this the “Summer of George”.

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sabotage Premiere
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    It’s me! I ahm in dis movie!

  42. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I believe the scientific term for this is famewhorus sextapus.

  43. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    Daddy issues.

  44. Keanu Reeves Wearing Beret And Scarf
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    Néo.

  45. Melanie Griffith Gross Old Lady Butt Yoga Pants
    Eejut
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    Still better than the front.

  46. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
    selleberdee
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    Love Anthony and RHCP. He’s one of the nicest and most genuine guys in the music industry. She is very pretty too and like him seems very down to earth. I know the age gap is quite significant and she is young looking, but she is a consenting adult. Their body language is mutual and they look very comfortable. They have been together for quite a while now and seem to be going strong. Plus they are very private about their relationship which is quite rare. The main thing is they look more than happy together. Isn’t that all that matters? Why should anyone denounce or criticise the validity of their relationship based on age?

  47. Bruce Willis Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    I hope Emma doesn’t mind having really ugly children.

  48. Julianne Moore Nipples No Bra Still Alice Set
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    Julianne:”What happens in this scene?”
    Director:” You are a woman who goes outside without a bra.”
    Julianne:”What’s my motivation?”
    Director:”It’s cold outside.”
    Julianne:”Got it.”

  49. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Crazy Clothes HIGH London Fagship Store Launch
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    Maybe it’s time she talked to her doctor about Ambilify?

  50. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
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    Sadly the man boobs are the least gay thing in this photo.

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