The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.20.14

March 20th, 2014 // 252 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is a special type of hybrid post. We knew we wanted the Charlize Theron pic with the photog snapping directly into her breast area for TCWM, but were the rest of the pics worthy of an entire post? Is her body morphing into that almost old-lady shape that makes you wonder if you’ve been looking a little too long at your mom’s friends vacation photos on Facebook? These are the tough questions that serious journalists like Fish and I have to ponder daily. So instead of making this post about just her and risk denying you Captain America hotboxing a car and/or the most hilarious prank ever pulled on perpetually intoxicated London mayor Boris Johnson, we decided to just shove Charlize into a bonus gallery below.

Suck on that, Brian Williams,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    The popcorn bucket trick never worked for me, either.

  2. Bruce Willis Pregnant Young Wife Emma
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    That bump? It’s chin.

  3. Jennifer Hawkins Butt Side Boob See Through Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
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    Let me save all of you the trouble… holy shit, she’s hot and I’d totally pee in her butt.

    Bok.

  4. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
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    That’s not “posing”, that’s “presenting”.

    Smart move on the white clothes, though. Not like Lewinsky’s blue dress.

  5. Steven Spielberg Derpface Holding Trophy 7th Lincoln Leadership Prize Dinner
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    Is that the handjob award?

  6. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Attention whores can’t help themselves. LOOK AT US

    • Red

      Kylie is the ugly one.. but she has a hot body.. she is selling herself. Exactly how Kris taught her daughters. TO become C U N T S

  7. Chris Evans Full Beard Laughing Hysterically In Backseat Of Car
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    Burritos for lunch again, eh Evans?

  8. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Construction Gear Wall With Shoes Glued To It Home Building Project At Former Hospital
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    Yeah, like I want this guy operating heavy machinery.

  9. Sam Worthington Staring At Lara Bingle Cleavage Sabotage Premiere
    brick
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    “Yep, I think this is the first place I will put my penis tonight!”

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    That’s just fucking ridiculous.

  11. Heidi Fleiss Sweatpants
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    Well, it certainly looks like she’s no longer profiting from the avails of prostitution.

  12. Sam Worthington Staring At Lara Bingle Cleavage Sabotage Premiere
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    Nice Minecraft dress.

  13. Sean Astin Cut Off Jeans Blazer Over T Shirt
    brick
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    “So Mr. Astin do you think you’ll ever do a Rudy sequel?”

  14. Carissa Walford Cleavage Leather Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
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    “I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of seats available even in soft Corinthian leather.”

  15. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Sadsies
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    Must be taking a study break from the GED for Dummies coloring book. I predict an arranged marriage to a man in her future.

  16. Steven Spielberg Derpface Holding Trophy 7th Lincoln Leadership Prize Dinner
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    These awards are nothing but a goddamned circlejerk anyway.

  17. Sean Astin Cut Off Jeans Blazer Over T Shirt
    Cuddles
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    No, you’ve got the wrong guy. I wasn’t the one who did the Truffle Shuffle.

  18. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Dox
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    Kardashian Log
    The Triumvirate is finally complete. We have leached the souls and color from this city and focused it back into Kim’s Ass. Soon, she will be fully operational.

  19. Regis Philbin Jamie Foxx Look A Like Bodyguard Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Love how the guy with Regis thinks he’s famous too.

  20. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    tom
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    bunch of idiots

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
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    Does this picture even need our help?

  22. Julianne Moore Nipples No Bra Still Alice Set
    Dox
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    Julianne thought to herself as she stepped through the door….
    “Yep, its gonna be a cold one today.”

  23. Steven Spielberg Derpface Holding Trophy 7th Lincoln Leadership Prize Dinner
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    You guys got it all wrong, that’s the Van Helsing award.

  24. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
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    My mustache smells like Flea’s asshole.

  25. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
    Dox
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    Eddie Stern Presents:
    A tribute to Congressional Work in the new millennium.

  26. Jennifer Hawkins Butt Side Boob See Through Dress 12th ASTRA Awards
    Inner Retard
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    That ass! And she knows it.

  27. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    ultra
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    on three, say “i like anal!”

  28. Chris Evans Full Beard Laughing Hysterically In Backseat Of Car
    Dox
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    Woman: This…. *sniff* Really does smell like chloroform.

    Evans: I know, right?

    (and another Hollywood romance is born.)

  29. Charlize Theron Bikini Mario Testino Shoot
    George P. Burdell
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    She is no Christie Brinkley.

  30. Chris Evans Full Beard Laughing Hysterically In Backseat Of Car
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    “…so I just keep telling this guy that I’m not really into the Captain America role and he’s fucking stunned. He’s all like ‘But I’d do it for free if they asked me.’ And I just look back at him and say ‘Sure you would, but who the fuck would ask you Uncle Phil.’ I swear to God he was trying not to cry as he walked away.”

  31. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
    Little Tongue
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    Even his dogs look like Miley!

  32. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
    Dox
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    Which one is miley, again?

  33. Melanie Griffith Gross Old Lady Butt Yoga Pants
    Dox
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    No amount of plastic surgery can help that ass.

  34. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    More quality parenting by the momager.

  35. Helena Bonham Carter Dazed Look Crazy Clothes HIGH London Fagship Store Launch
    ultra
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    homeless mary poppins

  36. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
    Inner Retard
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    I bet if he were asked blindfold or not in front of a firing squad he’d prefer to watch there too.

  37. Julianne Moore Nipples No Bra Still Alice Set
    George P. Burdell
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    She’ll put an eye out with one of those things.

  38. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress Schultz Winter Collection Promotion
    Cock Dr
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    She is selling that winter collection so hard. Who sez models have an easy gig? Do you know how difficult it is to balance in those shoes while sucking it in AND fiercely flexing?

  39. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Helena Vestergaard Hand In Lap Lakers Game
    Glub Glub Glub Glub
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    “Hey, Tony, can I have some of your popcorn?”
    “What am I, some guy who gives it away, now? And don’t call me Tony.”

  40. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Little Tongue
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    The day her spanx give up will be the end of human race. We’ll all get squashed to death.

  41. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress Schultz Winter Collection Promotion
    George P. Burdell
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    Welcome to the shoe show!

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Little Tongue
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    The day her spanx give up will be the end of human race. We’ll all get squashed to death.

  43. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
    Inner Retard
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    This could be Billy Ray now or Miley in 15-20 years.

  44. Eddie Stern Flexible Legs Over Head Terry Richardson
    yourmom
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    Yeah. Artist. Right.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    George P. Burdell
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    10 bucks says she can’t get that thing though the car door.

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
    j/k
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    This dude looks sadder than Keanu.

  47. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress Schultz Winter Collection Promotion
    Leanne
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    ew, those legs… phua

  48. Taylor Lautner Derpface Messy Hair
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    Thwarting Mugatu again.

  49. Heidi Fleiss Sweatpants
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    Right you are Iveski, at a buck fitty a trick,,,it’s hard to make a decent living..and $1.50 is too much!

  50. Billy Ray Cyrus Wife Beater Red Sweatpants Walking Dogs
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    Not pictured: Miley on the third leash.

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