The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.19.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed starring a shit-hammered Superman with a black eye, DJ Tiny Douche, and whoa, hold up. I was talking about Elijah Wood back there. Did…did you think that link was to this Peter Dinklage pic? HOW DARE YOU?! You know what? You don’t even deserve Prince Charles today or this party I’ve had ready to go for the past forty days since he’s last been here!! *tears off Union Jack thong, storms out*

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty