The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.17.16
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bella Thorne and her boyfriend who basically won the lottery by being the closest nearby penis during her “Fuck you, Disney” phase. Enjoy it, dude I’m still going to tell myself is gay even though I just admitted your banging Bella Thorne. We’ve also got Will Smith and some enthusiastic young fans, this guy who horribly misread a signal from Hugh Jackman, and Mickey Rourke’s genital area with a wet spot and bulge that as far as medical science goes is about as descriptive as I can be regarding what’s going on there. Prolapsed prostagina? Sure, let’s go with that.
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