“In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiri– Aw, c’mon Jimmy, it’s my first goddamned day!”
Welcome to Thurdsday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m so glad was able to get published despite some tech issues today because it feature’s Gerard Butler‘s ass crack. Yep, I just made you look at Gerard Butler‘s ass crack. Wow, three times now and you keep going for it, huh? I like your style. Well, we’ve also got Candice Swanepoel just before getting “randomly selected” for additional screening, Prince Charles scoping out his sausage hands in 3-D, so it’s safe to assume he’s now in a mental institution, and finally Andrew Garfield after a quick look at the rough cut for The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
“I don’t even remember tap-dancing on a piano,” he groaned, wiping vomit from his chin,
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I like how they spend those tithed dollars on cell phone jammers so the public can’t get access to their cultist shenanigans and ornate hats for the leaders. Oh and something like 3 billion on child molestation settlements.
Didn’t even know there was an Asian Bratz doll…
“Where are de boys???”
- So, if I do this I can stop my mother’s heart?
- ?!
- Of course we wouldn’t want to. That would be wrong. But hypothetically speaking…
“No, I don’t think the microphone or the way he is holding it is ‘hawt’! And now, a hymn I’ve written, “Oppa is Papal Style.”
Thirteen candles. One for each year of Liza’s career.
If I was a TSA agent, I would jackhammer her crotch with my hand and go “Im doing this for the country ma’am”
Why bother with the hair color, eyebrow plucking, and makeup? If you look like that, you might as well just resign yourself to not giving a shit anymore.
keep it classy, paps!
Seriously, is this mother fucker traveling 24/7?
What else does he have to do, really?
“Mm-mm, I’d like to get some chocolate in her ginger.”
Remember THIS every time a celeb bitches about how hard they have it!
“Am I pretty?! Tell me I’m pretty, I’m fabulous!!”
“No..mommy” (averts eyes)
You know, I find this woman hideous-looking, but, if she will agree to go outside only when she is about 90% covered up, I’ll give her a pass.
“I always love a good facial right before I go on camera. Gonorrhea of the eyes takes at least a day to kick in anyways…”
“And to celebrate my election, I’m pleased to announce the Vatican gift shop has all boys pants half-off.”
I see he’s signed up for the Coneheads sequel.
The FDNY asked Ms. Minnelli not to exhale over the candles as a safety precaution, and also asked Mr. Cumming to quit requesting that unequipped firefighters blast him in the face with their hoses.
She looks like the Kingpin trying to decide how to kill the Punisher.
Every year, dozens of models are injured or killed when their urge to “strike a pose” happens in the middle of oncoming traffic.
I would so, so love to
Looks like he goes commando eh……..
Considering her mother was a model 95% of this must be blamed on the father.
In a girls voice “OMG”
I dare not use Full Size View on her hands. I already have enough issues.
Congrats on looking less AIDSy.
How do they use these sausages during a heart surgery?
Prince, that’s your hand you’re looking at.
“The name’s Pope Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you. And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.”
3 Thumbs up! Wait… That’s not a thumb.
She’s had so many facelifts, those aren’t pit stains. That’s where her tears come out now.
Just caught a whiff of the next Amazing Spider-Man script.
25 going on 70. What happened to these bitches ?
I’m pitching a movie tomorrow at FOX Studios…
We bring back Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator that we send back in time to kill the creators of Full House.
Meet the real-life inspiration for Ursula from the Little Mermaid…
What is she on a ship?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It’s Jon Hamm! (starts shrieking like a teenage girl.)
WiTF happened to this bitch………….ruined.
Someone got a photo of her without Photoshop, a tonne of makeup, and special lighting.
There is a girl in the background. Don’t care who it is. Start making out with her right now!!
Bring me a bouncer! For I am hungry!
Francis: “..and blessed are those who have smooth, young, supple round bottoms..”
Cardinal whispers: “who don’t have vaginas”
Francis:”..who do not have vaginas”
Let me guess; you love me long time?
…and they call this one “The Bane”
Well, she does everything for the money. Might as well dress the part.
I watched this on the news last night. Talk about the modern world passing you by. It’s not like there’s anything else these newsreaders can even do.
Predecesor a pedo protector, now we have a fascist, yeah!
More like Gerard BUTT-ler.
Get it, guys? BUTT-ler? Gerard BUTT-ler? ‘Cause his butt is hanging out of his pants?
Money can’t buy happiness.
Or a dermatologist apparently.
It’s anybody’s guess what drugs he’s got stashed in his boot.
“so the blue guy is really a human…fascinating. Does the female one ever get naked?”
He looks like all the seniors at a Florida retirement home.
I’d like to bend her over the luggage scale and make her 2 fluid ounces heavier.