The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.13.14

March 13th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by The Moscow Twist™ – A sure-fire coercive tactic for when your prostitute demands more cash and/or won’t stop screaming in Russian. Today’s collection is another good one and not just because we reveal that Mr. T not only has a son, but he’s been Brother Mouzone this whole time.

I’d go on, but you probably have a bunch of cloroxing and scraping your brain pieces off the wall from that, so we’ll reconvene tomorrow,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Fran Drescher Pale Face
    navvet75
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    I might still could if I wore triple hearing protection

  2. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
    dennis
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    With jowls like that it’s hard to believe she still young.

  3. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Randall Slavin Instagram
    coljack
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    “Please don’t stop looking at me. If you stop looking at me, I will die. Or have to get a job. Same diff.”

  4. Mr T With Son
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    Wow! Is that his son or his clone? Kid looks EXACTLY like his daddy.

  5. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
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    so trashy that it is a turn on…you know that she would let you do almost anything to her body

  6. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Yoga Pants Neon Sneakers
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    she could knock me out and suck my dick anytime

  7. Scout Willis Huge Jaw Only Lovers Left Alive Screening
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    All three of those poor girls just had no possible chance….. And this one is the cute sister.

  8. Jeremy Renner Capris
    kurgen99
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    Only gay guys and Asian guys wear those “pants” and he don’t look Asian.

  9. Keith Urban Hugging Old Man
    kurgen99
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    When in West Hollywood….?

  10. Fran Drescher Pale Face
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    I would still pound that

  11. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
    Dan
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    Quickly morphing into a guido Fred Armisen

  12. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Randall Slavin Instagram
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    Tak wygląda kur(w)а.

  13. Mr T With Son
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    Mister T and Master Bates

  14. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tucking Hair Behind Ear Carrying Iced Coffee
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    you can just imagine him tucking his penis back and asking his mirror reflection if he’d fuck him

  15. Kermit The Frog Michelle Obama Muppets Most Wanted Screening
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    a comical puppet and a talking frog

  16. Earvin Johnson III Fur Collar Cheetah Slippers
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    nice cape homo. I’m being serious, I like his cape.

  17. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Randall Slavin Instagram
    Gen
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    This is what Ireland Baldwin thinks she looks like.

  18. Robin Antin Wrinkly Face
    Fancy Face
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    Holly hell this dude doesn’t look healthy.

  19. Mr T With Son
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    Clearly his son dresses like this to get people to say shit to him so he can beat their ass.

  20. Ireland Baldwin Purple Hair Driving Chateau Marmont
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    I guess since nothing else is working out she decided to go the Lindsay Lohan route to get attention.

  21. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants
    SupaFry
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    I’d like to big bang that for sure

  22. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Yoga Pants Neon Sneakers
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    Is that a giant fuzzy novelty dildo, or her girlfriend’s cocaine for the evening?

  23. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants
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    She’s engaged to Jesse Metcalfe, so uggh, ruined.

  24. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    The sheer look of her shrieking just cracked my monitor. Thanks, Fish.

  25. Russell Simmons Twisted Arms ADD52 Musical Showcase And Yoga Session At The Samsung Galaxy Experience SXSW
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    Why can’t one of those safes from the cartoons drop on this asshole’s head?

  26. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Yoga Pants Neon Sneakers
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    It took 5 comments before anyone noticed she was carrying a giant stuffed penis?

  27. Jeremy Renner Capris
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    Yeah, those pants look manly, real manly, like Nina Dobrev or Julianne Hough manly.

  28. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    Goddamit, another one I used to want to bang gone. Fuck.

  29. Earvin Johnson III Fur Collar Cheetah Slippers
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    E J III is an OG. Original Gayngsta.

  30. Earvin Johnson III Fur Collar Cheetah Slippers
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    Magic sells shitty food to poor inner city kids so this fucking asshole can walk around with $50,000 handbags. Fuck him.

  31. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tucking Hair Behind Ear Carrying Iced Coffee
    Schadenfreude
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    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK.

  32. David Faustino Riding On Shopping Cart
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    Only in LA would they have such a fucked up designed shopping cart.

  33. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
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    “Homeless in the City” starring Sarah Jessica Parker.

  34. Prince Charles Carly Williams Young Achiever Of The Year Award Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
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    “And here is your sterling dish of Scooby Snacks my dear. Pip Pip!”

  35. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
    Schadenfreude
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    Mel Brooks starring as Mickey Rourke.

  36. Fran Drescher Pale Face
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    I think if someone got her saying “Oh Chandlerrrr” on tape, the sitcom multiverse would implode.

  37. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
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    Tattoo parlor and a stupid mini coke, it is him. Also, someone should tell him he is not 17 years old and needs to dress his age.

  38. Prince Charles Carly Williams Young Achiever Of The Year Award Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
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    Looks like someone wants their own Monica Lewinsky.

  39. Keith Urban Hugging Old Man
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    Norman Reedus & Kevin Costner hug it out.

  40. Keith Urban Hugging Old Man
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    Seriously how the fuck is this dude considered country and how is his ass not beaten to death by rednecks when he shows up for concerts?

  41. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tucking Hair Behind Ear Carrying Iced Coffee
    rican
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    I wonder if she’s over Ahnold by now.

  42. Maitland Ward Cleavage Style Fashion Week LA Live Event Deck Day 4
    Spleen
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    Halloween is still a few months away …

  43. Scout Willis Huge Jaw Only Lovers Left Alive Screening
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    Nice hat, Madame Zola.

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Chain Dress Kourtney Kardashian DASH Miami Store Grand Opening
    donkeylicks
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    First she tries to convince us that she’s wearing Kendal’s bikini, now she wants us to believe that she can fit into Kylie’s Escalade.

  45. Scout Willis Huge Jaw Only Lovers Left Alive Screening
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    Too bad she is dressed as a fortune teller and not a time traveller or she could go back in time and warn her mom not to have kids with Bruce Willis, no matter how fucking cool he is.

  46. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tucking Hair Behind Ear Carrying Iced Coffee
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    -Bruce, now that you’ve won the decathlon, are you going to do?

    -I don’t know, maybe get married and divorced a couple of times. Maybe be a stepdad to a pornstar, whose biological dad helps acquit a double murderer. Maybe get a sex change. Something like that.

    -So then going to Disneyland is out of the question?

  47. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants
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    Man, look at dat ass! Carlos Santana should have gotten that sex change a long time ago.

  48. Kermit The Frog Michelle Obama Muppets Most Wanted Screening
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    Man, who knew the First Lady is a furry.

  49. Russell Simmons Twisted Arms ADD52 Musical Showcase And Yoga Session At The Samsung Galaxy Experience SXSW
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    Russell Simmons joins the Happy Hands club.

  50. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    Have her balls dropped yet, or does she still have that squeaky voice?

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