The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.13.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by The Moscow Twist™ – A sure-fire coercive tactic for when your prostitute demands more cash and/or won’t stop screaming in Russian. Today’s collection is another good one and not just because we reveal that Mr. T not only has a son, but he’s been Brother Mouzone this whole time.

I’d go on, but you probably have a bunch of cloroxing and scraping your brain pieces off the wall from that, so we’ll reconvene tomorrow,

- Photo Boy

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