The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.13.14

March 13th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by The Moscow Twist™ – A sure-fire coercive tactic for when your prostitute demands more cash and/or won’t stop screaming in Russian. Today’s collection is another good one and not just because we reveal that Mr. T not only has a son, but he’s been Brother Mouzone this whole time.

I’d go on, but you probably have a bunch of cloroxing and scraping your brain pieces off the wall from that, so we’ll reconvene tomorrow,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Scout Willis Huge Jaw Only Lovers Left Alive Screening
    JimBB
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    I loved her on Blossom.

  2. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Yoga Pants Neon Sneakers
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    Those shoes are loud!

  3. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
    JimBB
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    Very OG. And soon to be very OD.

  4. Russell Simmons Twisted Arms ADD52 Musical Showcase And Yoga Session At The Samsung Galaxy Experience SXSW
    PassingTrue
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    He makes the worst hand shadows.

  5. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    What the fuck happened to her?

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Chain Dress Kourtney Kardashian DASH Miami Store Grand Opening
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    Clearly some patterns are harder to photoshop than others.

  7. Prince Charles Carly Williams Young Achiever Of The Year Award Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
    JimBB
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    “Pardon me for asking my dear, but are you still touring with Wilson Phillips?”

  8. David Faustino Riding On Shopping Cart
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    Nothing like Married With Children.

  9. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tucking Hair Behind Ear Carrying Iced Coffee
    Gustav Tranquil
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    “Take a walk on the wild side”

  10. Fran Drescher Pale Face
    JimBB
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    God, how can I hear her through a photo??????

  11. Bridget Marquardt Legs Cleavage Minidress Style Fashion Week LA Live Event Deck Day 4
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    Until I saw here here the other day, I thought she was dead.

  12. Earvin Johnson III Fur Collar Cheetah Slippers
    PassingTrue
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    Alex, I’ll take WTF for $100

  13. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Hollywood’s best ass? Could be… Paparazzi must agree, 90% of her pics are from this angle.

  14. Maitland Ward Cleavage Style Fashion Week LA Live Event Deck Day 4
    JimBB
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    Eh, still beats the Ryan Reynolds costume.

  15. Earvin Johnson III Fur Collar Cheetah Slippers
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    Count Dragula.

  16. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
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    I heard that she was raised in Louisiana, but I didn’t realize it was in the swamps.

  17. Scout Willis Huge Jaw Only Lovers Left Alive Screening
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    Damn. Female Bruce Willis. How the fuck does this happen. Your mom is Demi Moore, but you get your dad’s features. There is no god.

  18. David Faustino Riding On Shopping Cart
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    He’s a bit of a punchline, but my god he’s aged well.

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Chain Dress Kourtney Kardashian DASH Miami Store Grand Opening
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    Jesus High-hoppin’ Christ… She’s got a disco ball for an ass.

  20. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
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    She looks like the “before” stage from those 80s movies where the mousy teen heroine gets a makeover and becomes hot.

  21. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
    ben dover
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

    • dontkillthemessenger

      The Situation.

      I know he hasn’t been on TV in quite some time, but everyone forgot how he looks already?

  22. Scout Willis Huge Jaw Only Lovers Left Alive Screening
    PassingTrue
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    You could do worse, and her Dad is loaded.

  23. Damon Wayans Scarf V Neck Shirt LAX
    JimBB
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    “Don’t pay any attention to me. I’m just doing my gay character, you know.”

    “Uh, Mr. Wayans, In Living Color went off the air 20 years ago.”

  24. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    She went with short hair look too. Why? Oh well, even more reason to stare at anything but her head now.

  25. Robin Antin Wrinkly Face
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    Ladies…resist.

  26. Robin Antin Wrinkly Face
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    One of the few female “henchmen” from the old Batman TV series.

  27. Sylvester Stallone Winking
    JimBB
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    HEY SLY, WHAT WAS THE WORST ROCKY MOVIE?

  28. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
    PassingTrue
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    I always wondered who the model was for the sad clown face pictures. Now I know.

  29. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
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    This always breaks my heart. CAN’T WE DO MORE FOR OUR HOMELESS VETS?

  30. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants
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    Are those mood pants? Like, if I slap that ass, it will change color?

  31. Keith Urban Hugging Old Man
    ben dover
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    mmmm your high forehead reminds me of nicole
    what are you doing later tonight

  32. Damon Wayans Scarf V Neck Shirt LAX
    PassingTrue
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    Well, a roll of dimes and two snaps.

  33. Kermit The Frog Michelle Obama Muppets Most Wanted Screening
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    Okay, what’s long, green and smells like a Democrat? All together now…Kermit’s finger!

  34. Russell Simmons Twisted Arms ADD52 Musical Showcase And Yoga Session At The Samsung Galaxy Experience SXSW
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    Damn that hand for not allowing the other hand to slap himself.

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Chain Dress Kourtney Kardashian DASH Miami Store Grand Opening
    ben dover
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    did kim eat kourtney? or is that anorexic girl next to her kourtney

  36. Ireland Baldwin Purple Hair Driving Chateau Marmont
    Swearin
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    Oh great, Dave Franco dyed his hair too?

  37. David Faustino Riding On Shopping Cart
    Bonky
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    40 years old and he still wants to ride in the basket.

  38. Ireland Baldwin Purple Hair Driving Chateau Marmont
    Cock Dr
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    Someone is single and ready 2 mingle.
    Thank gawd no more instagrams with doucheface boyfriend.

  39. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Randall Slavin Instagram
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    Dis how selfies work. Click.

  40. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
    Swearin
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    Maybe she’s just waiting for her water to break again.

  41. Jeremy Renner Capris
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    Phew! If those shoes had been pink, all doubt would have been removed.

  42. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tucking Hair Behind Ear Carrying Iced Coffee
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    He works at Best Buy now?

  43. Scout Willis Huge Jaw Only Lovers Left Alive Screening
    MZ MIZRY
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    lol.
    knock it off bruce, we all know its you.

  44. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    She’s 46, almost a half of a century. Unfortunately we can’t all age magnificently like Christie Brinkley. Getting old sucks.

  45. Earvin Johnson III Fur Collar Cheetah Slippers
    Twizlah
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    Tragic Johnson

  46. Kermit The Frog Michelle Obama Muppets Most Wanted Screening
    Swearin
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    “It ain’t easy being green.”
    “Kermit, have you ever heard of Jim Crow Laws?”

  47. Fran Drescher Pale Face
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    Her mouth is a door to the basement.

  48. Mr T With Son
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    Master T.

  49. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants
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    Never heard of her but that’s a nice trunk.

  50. Earvin Johnson III Fur Collar Cheetah Slippers
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    Oprah got a haircut?

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