The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.13.14

March 13th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by The Moscow Twist™ – A sure-fire coercive tactic for when your prostitute demands more cash and/or won’t stop screaming in Russian. Today’s collection is another good one and not just because we reveal that Mr. T not only has a son, but he’s been Brother Mouzone this whole time.

I’d go on, but you probably have a bunch of cloroxing and scraping your brain pieces off the wall from that, so we’ll reconvene tomorrow,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mr T With Son
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    Mr T is Will.i.am’s father!?

  2. Mr T With Son
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    I’m sure T Jr. can also punch your face off.

  3. Maitland Ward Cleavage Style Fashion Week LA Live Event Deck Day 4
    CT
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    Turkey’s done!

  4. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Randall Slavin Instagram
    JC
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    Dis how chicken play Candy Crush.

  5. Jean Dujardin Checking Out Young Woman Smoking Cigarette
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    I honestly don’t know which one is the celebrity.

  6. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Randall Slavin Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    Hot

  7. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    Good. God.

  8. Jean Dujardin Checking Out Young Woman Smoking Cigarette
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    Wow, this is the most French picture I have ever seen… I mean sure, we can add a white flag in the background but let’s not get greedy…

  9. Mr T With Son
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    Magic Johnson, Part Deux

  10. Ireland Baldwin Purple Hair Driving Chateau Marmont
    JC
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    It looks like somebody’s up for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

    • “There was me, that is Ireland, and my three droogs, that is Vanilla Ice, Alonso Ribeiro, and Slater Trout, and we sat in the Chateau Marmont Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Chateau Milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or lohancrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.”

  11. Sylvester Stallone Winking
    papaschmurfenstein
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    Is that .45 caliber of freedom or are you just happy to see me?

  12. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Randall Slavin Instagram
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    Fucking sexy.

  13. Kermit The Frog Michelle Obama Muppets Most Wanted Screening
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    You see, Michelle? I’m not the only one with my husband’s hand up my ass…

  14. Mr T With Son
    Hey Now
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    Master t?

  15. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
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    Oh how the mighty have fallen

  16. Mr T With Son
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    Can’t say a bad word about Mr. T. Love him.

  17. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
    JC
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    Ain’t nobody chasin’ Amy no more.

  18. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    HO-LEE-FUCK… What in the HELL happened to her???

  19. Keith Urban Hugging Old Man
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    “Thanks for coming tonight, Pauly Shore.”

  20. David Faustino Riding On Shopping Cart
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    Is that a shopping cart for special people?

  21. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    Annoying even without audio – impressive.

  22. Ireland Baldwin Purple Hair Driving Chateau Marmont
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    Chateau Marmont? I’m guessing Ireland just tried cocaine for the first time.

  23. Jeremy Renner Capris
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    Teri Hatcher’s looking better

  24. Scout Willis Huge Jaw Only Lovers Left Alive Screening
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    This how Chincken look

  25. Damon Wayans Scarf V Neck Shirt LAX
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    “One, don’t you feel dumb?”
    “Two, look at you.”

  26. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
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    Holy fuck Im getting old.
    (injects heroin, plays Contra)

  27. Mr T With Son
    JimBB
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    I bet “Eye of the Tiger” plays when he walks down the street.

  28. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tucking Hair Behind Ear Carrying Iced Coffee
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    Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s genital reconstructive surgery and hormone therapy.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Chain Dress Kourtney Kardashian DASH Miami Store Grand Opening
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    At least we know where she will be on December 31st 2014…

  30. Damon Wayans Scarf V Neck Shirt LAX
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    Tell Victor that Ramon – -the fella he met about a week ago? – -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.

  31. Maitland Ward Cleavage Style Fashion Week LA Live Event Deck Day 4
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    Someone needs to give it to this girl because she’s clearly not getting enough

  32. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
    JimBB
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    She’s going fly-fishing later.

  33. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Randall Slavin Instagram
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    The way this photo was done, it looks like her face has aged 20 years. Still better than Courtney Stodden I guess, who looks fifty in any lighting.

  34. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
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    Get knocked up at 16 and just give up right on life. Sounds about right.

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Chain Dress Kourtney Kardashian DASH Miami Store Grand Opening
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    Why can’t you give us more Kourtney and less Kim?
    Why don’t you want us to have nice things?

  36. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
    Chaz
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    Oh My God! Jamie Lynn ate Bertney.

  37. Kermit The Frog Michelle Obama Muppets Most Wanted Screening
    JimBB
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    Statler and Waldorf would be spinning in their graves if they knew that green race-traitor was letting black people on the Muppet Show now.

  38. Mr T With Son
    PassingTrue
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    Lower case “T”

  39. Jeremy Renner Capris
    JimBB
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    Spent the night at Reese Witherspoon’s and grabbed the wrong pants, didn’t you?

  40. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
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    Zoey 101 Presents: How to ruin your career.

    Step 1: Get knocked up by a pedophile at Nickelodeon.
    Step 2: Carry the pregnancy to term.

    The End.

  41. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants
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    Nice ass.

  42. Ireland Baldwin Purple Hair Driving Chateau Marmont
    PassingTrue
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    Who knew they let her drive the Whitehouse limo?

  43. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
    Chaz
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    Quite frankly, I’m surprised there were any leftovers.

  44. Russell Simmons Twisted Arms ADD52 Musical Showcase And Yoga Session At The Samsung Galaxy Experience SXSW
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    You’ve got to stretch before breaking in a new Eastern European whore.

  45. Joey Lauren Adams Crazy Face Veronica Mars Premiere
    JimBB
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    There’s your happy ending, Holden.

  46. Jamie Lynn Spears Fat Weight Gain Legs Miniskirt Rubber Boots Mother Lynne Spears
    PassingTrue
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    The glamouous life of being “the responsible one”

  47. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tucking Hair Behind Ear Carrying Iced Coffee
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    I don’t think he’s going to make it as a woman. He’s going to be a forever WTF.

  48. David Faustino Riding On Shopping Cart
    JimBB
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    Asshole. They never let us *non-celebrities* take our carts home from the liquor store.

  49. Jeremy Renner Capris
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    Time for softball practice

  50. Mickey Rourke Camo Jacket
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    Oh, sure he looks good now, but this is going to start looking pretty dumb when he gets older.

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