The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.1.12

March 1st, 2012 // 410 Comments

“Is lactating contagious? Guess we’ll find out in a…” *poke*

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Ke$ha with a great start, but only if she continues down to the chin and all the way across to the other ear, Emmy Rossum who might not be at this Laker game for her love of basketball, and Wilmer Valderrama who clearly took careful notes on landing acting gigs while dating Lindsay Lohan.

If you prefer to think of Jessica Alba as a fartless orb of hotness, don’t click on that link,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama
    Mrs. Salt
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    Not pictured: Mr. Lopart

  2. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    Steelerchick
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    And this makes Eddie how tall???

  3. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    Steelerchick
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    Zombieland

  4. Kesha Twitter
    Lambda
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    I don’t know why but that thing reminds me of a Caramilk.

  5. Kesha Twitter
    Gimmicks don't trump talent
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    The photo of Nicole Murphy was soothing and made me happy. Ke$ha makes me agitated and sad.

  6. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Try to try
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    Can this woman make any different facial expressions? Is that asking too much?

  7. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
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    nothing will change the fact that her vagina is a ruined wasteland now.

  8. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
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    Go-go gadget arm!

  9. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
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    He’s just practicing his poker face, since he can’t play online any more.

  10. Kesha Twitter
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    white trash will always show through.

  11. Sherri Shepherd
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    “HAH! Look at me!! I’m loud, fat, and black! whoowee, I am ONE OF A KIND!!!”

  12. JWoww Cleavage
    bethy
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    Still no feeling….

  13. Wilmer Valderrama
    bethy
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    The face he waits for in a dark club as he lies about who he is.

  14. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    bethy
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    Madame Toussad is good.

  15. Wilmer Valderrama
    sweetlips
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    The whistles go wooo woooo!!

  16. Kesha Twitter
    Trailer Park Hero
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    “to herself”

  17. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    Barbie
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    I don’t see what is wrong with her ass????? The pic was taken from a bad angle that’s all she has a great body.

  18. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    JN
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    Who’s the Asian chick? OW!!

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