The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.1.12

March 1st, 2012 // 410 Comments

“Is lactating contagious? Guess we’ll find out in a…” *poke*

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Ke$ha with a great start, but only if she continues down to the chin and all the way across to the other ear, Emmy Rossum who might not be at this Laker game for her love of basketball, and Wilmer Valderrama who clearly took careful notes on landing acting gigs while dating Lindsay Lohan.

If you prefer to think of Jessica Alba as a fartless orb of hotness, don’t click on that link,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Chocks away. We’re off to bomb Japan!

  2. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
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    There’s an asian “specialty” film series called Between the Cheekz, they need to contact her about doing the next one.

  3. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    So Dita today and Rose tomorrow.

  4. JWoww Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She could have any rack she wants but you dance with the tits who brought you.

  5. Selma Blair High Kick Personal Trainer
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    The newest exercise fad – power goosestepping.

  6. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    So ginormous panties are lingerie now?

  7. Dan

    As much as I hate to admit it, she does it for me. She really does.

  8. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
    El Jefe
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    When your kid is taller than you are, it is time to stop carrying him around.

  9. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    El Jefe
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    18 kids and still looks like that, impressive.

  10. Celine Dion Wax Figure
    El Jefe
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    Wrong photo, the wax figure is over to the left.

  11. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    Minky Wail
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    Ian Somerholder and Minka Kelly in 20 years.

  12. Wilmer Valderrama
    Dina Crackwhore
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    “You had me at mmmlph *slurp*

  13. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Bronx Mowgli, because their friends had already taken Times Square Tranny

  14. Kesha Twitter
    El Jefe
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    I hope they covered the rest of the face because anything is better than her natural face.

  15. Emmy Rossum
    El Jefe
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    The blonde lady with the fur has the look on her face of a woman that knows she is about to be traded in for a younger model.

  16. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    El Jefe
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    Fantastic.

  17. JWoww Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    In another world she would be a few years away from being a dayshift stripper.

  18. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    El Jefe
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    2 kids and still looks like that, very nice.

  19. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    maeby
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    longest arm ever.

  20. Wilmer Valderrama
    Jill
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    Is this a still from his audtion to play Chelsea Handler’s love interest on that show?

  21. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    Man, who knew Flo, the Progressive Insurance lady, looked this good without her white apron?

  22. Kesha Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ‘sTrue. She wouldn’t have another facet to her if you glued it to the side of her head.

  23. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
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    Did the Fonz take over her right arm?

  24. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    Wink
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    I said Gawdamm!

  25. Guy Pearce Felicia Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I think gays should be treated the same way as everybody else who walks around like a turkey turning tricks

  26. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
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    The green green ass of home.

  27. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
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    Looks like a cancer patient……nah, more like AIDS.

  28. Selma Blair High Kick Personal Trainer
    LJ
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    “When you go for the kick in the nuts make it feel like you want your toes to go right up through his chest.”

  29. Anna Sophia Burglund Cleavage
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    I’ve never wanted to ream anyone more than I do this chick. Wait, why is that? She’s not the hottest thing on Earth, after all. Is there something subliminal about this picture?

  30. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
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    Yo Jonny Boy…put that kid down and come rumble wit us!

  31. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
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    “No Grampa, it’s not the white light calling you home. It’s a camera flash.”

  32. Wilmer Valderrama
    Buddy the Elf
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    “How did you get into the business originally, Wilmer?”

  33. Guy Pearce Felicia Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    I love Rick Santorum’s Halloween costume. He looks good here.

  34. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    Buddy the Elf
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    Not pictured: the scowl always present on her face.

  35. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    Buddy the Elf
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    “Hey d’ya think KFC is still open?”

  36. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    JPC
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    Why hello, Rumer Willis.

  37. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    Dita Von Tease.

  38. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Buddy the Elf
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    This chick counts her 15 minutes in dog years.

  39. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Buddy the Elf
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    Guaranteed she is a lousy lay.

    Dead fish anyone?

    • Maybe if you’d left your grapes on the vine a bit longer they wouldn’t be quite so sour.

      Now I gotta know…just HOW can you guarantee that she’s a lousy lay? And if she isn’t, do we get double our money back or something?

      In the future, please ensure your brain is in motion before you put your mouth into gear.

  40. Wilmer Valderrama
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    B-b-b-b-Blowjob Ghost!

  41. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
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    I don’t remember Grease ending this way…

  42. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
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    Even her ass makes that stupid look on her face.

  43. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
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    Isn’t he on King of the Hill?

  44. Celine Dion Wax Figure
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    Not pictured: Kim Kardashian jumping up and down for the microphone

  45. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
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    “Take us to where hamburgers come from.”

  46. Anna Sophia Burglund Cleavage
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    I like the way she droops her shoulders; it accentuates the curves in her gut.

  47. Kesha Twitter
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    Staple it to your face or GTFO

  48. Sherri Shepherd
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    Did Cee-lo Green grow his hair out?

  49. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    Dita Von Teese: Australian for used up.

  50. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    Yea…no.

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