“Is lactating contagious? Guess we’ll find out in a…” *poke*
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Ke$ha with a great start, but only if she continues down to the chin and all the way across to the other ear, Emmy Rossum who might not be at this Laker game for her love of basketball, and Wilmer Valderrama who clearly took careful notes on landing acting gigs while dating Lindsay Lohan.
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Chocks away. We’re off to bomb Japan!
There’s an asian “specialty” film series called Between the Cheekz, they need to contact her about doing the next one.
So Dita today and Rose tomorrow.
She could have any rack she wants but you dance with the tits who brought you.
The newest exercise fad – power goosestepping.
So ginormous panties are lingerie now?
In the right situation, they won’t be on for long. Enjoy the curves and lines they provide.
I see what you’re saying but I can’t look at them without thinking of old lady underwear.
As much as I hate to admit it, she does it for me. She really does.
Busted face is busted.
When your kid is taller than you are, it is time to stop carrying him around.
18 kids and still looks like that, impressive.
Wrong photo, the wax figure is over to the left.
Ian Somerholder and Minka Kelly in 20 years.
Oh. Good to know that Minka Kelly will be bangable for the next 20 years.
“You had me at mmmlph *slurp*
Bronx Mowgli, because their friends had already taken Times Square Tranny
A+++! I actually got Dr. Pepper up my nose.
I hope they covered the rest of the face because anything is better than her natural face.
The blonde lady with the fur has the look on her face of a woman that knows she is about to be traded in for a younger model.
No, she’s good. He isn’t even looking at that cheerleader’s ass.
Yeah, I’m not sure I’d care about watching the game if the Laker Girls and their asses were right in front of me like that.
Fantastic.
In another world she would be a few years away from being a dayshift stripper.
2 kids and still looks like that, very nice.
longest arm ever.
Is this a still from his audtion to play Chelsea Handler’s love interest on that show?
Man, who knew Flo, the Progressive Insurance lady, looked this good without her white apron?
Is it the red lipstick that makes you think they look at all alike?
‘sTrue. She wouldn’t have another facet to her if you glued it to the side of her head.
Did the Fonz take over her right arm?
I said Gawdamm!
I think gays should be treated the same way as everybody else who walks around like a turkey turning tricks
The green green ass of home.
Looks like a cancer patient……nah, more like AIDS.
“When you go for the kick in the nuts make it feel like you want your toes to go right up through his chest.”
I’ve never wanted to ream anyone more than I do this chick. Wait, why is that? She’s not the hottest thing on Earth, after all. Is there something subliminal about this picture?
Yo Jonny Boy…put that kid down and come rumble wit us!
“No Grampa, it’s not the white light calling you home. It’s a camera flash.”
“How did you get into the business originally, Wilmer?”
I love Rick Santorum’s Halloween costume. He looks good here.
Not pictured: the scowl always present on her face.
“Hey d’ya think KFC is still open?”
Why hello, Rumer Willis.
Dita Von Tease.
This chick counts her 15 minutes in dog years.
So do her fans.
Guaranteed she is a lousy lay.
Dead fish anyone?
Maybe if you’d left your grapes on the vine a bit longer they wouldn’t be quite so sour.
Now I gotta know…just HOW can you guarantee that she’s a lousy lay? And if she isn’t, do we get double our money back or something?
In the future, please ensure your brain is in motion before you put your mouth into gear.
B-b-b-b-Blowjob Ghost!
I don’t remember Grease ending this way…
Even her ass makes that stupid look on her face.
Isn’t he on King of the Hill?
nobody is on king of the hill any more.
Not pictured: Kim Kardashian jumping up and down for the microphone
“Take us to where hamburgers come from.”
I like the way she droops her shoulders; it accentuates the curves in her gut.
Staple it to your face or GTFO
Did Cee-lo Green grow his hair out?
Hmm … Cee-lo? I thought it was Slappy White.
Dita Von Teese: Australian for used up.
Yea…no.