The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.1.12

March 1st, 2012 // 410 Comments

“Is lactating contagious? Guess we’ll find out in a…” *poke*

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Ke$ha with a great start, but only if she continues down to the chin and all the way across to the other ear, Emmy Rossum who might not be at this Laker game for her love of basketball, and Wilmer Valderrama who clearly took careful notes on landing acting gigs while dating Lindsay Lohan.

If you prefer to think of Jessica Alba as a fartless orb of hotness, don’t click on that link,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Celine Dion Wax Figure
    Charlie Hodge
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    Not Pictured: The Celine Dion Wax Figure.

  2. Celine Dion Wax Figure
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    I like the idea of a tampon string wick in these wax statues.

  3. Sherri Shepherd
    KungFu Panda
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    What? No black microphone joke?

  4. Wilmer Valderrama
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    I thought this was Chris Brown in the thumbnail. I was SO ready, too!

    So was he, apparently! Good day, sir!

  5. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
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    “Don’t worry Hoff, I’ll stare for both of us.”

  6. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
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    How old is he? Seven?

  7. Anna Sophia Burglund Cleavage
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    Man, they must churn out cute blonds like donuts in California.

  8. Guy Pearce Felicia Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Not the first time this guy has been waxed.

  9. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
    dooood
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    does corey feldman have aids now?
    that’s a shame. he was mouth!

  10. JWoww Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Fake hair. Fake eyelashes. Fake boobs. Fake fur. Fake Louis Vuitton.

    Take all those things off and it’s possible this is an Asian man.

  11. Celine Dion Wax Figure
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    I look at this picture while rubbing my penis on a candle.

  12. Kesha Twitter
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    they were warned not to let her have a Bedazzler.

  13. Guy Pearce Felicia Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    cc
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    Divine lost weight.

  14. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
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    “Where to, Mr. Hasselhoff?”
    “hooorrrsssssssaaaaaaaa rasshafalal”

  15. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    DeucePickle
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    Well this is a lot better than all that Frankel business yesterday.

  16. Kesha Twitter
    cc
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    7 of 9 was way hotter.

  17. Selma Blair High Kick Personal Trainer
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    This field goal is for you, Tom Brady!

  18. Guy Pearce Felicia Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    What a fucking ripoff. I just saw this at the Joan Rivers wax museum.

  19. Sherri Shepherd
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    “.. and so the minimum wage spray tan artist learned the true meaning of social observation.

  20. Emmy Rossum
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    I had to really look. It’s the chick in the glasses, right? Do I get a prize?

  21. Kesha Twitter
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    “If I put the pointed part into her skull, how long until she bleeds out…?” thus says the stylist

  22. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    I think I beat off to this picture … in 1952

  23. Emmy Rossum
    Frank Burns
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    In the right edge of the photo there is always a black woman saying “Damn, lesbos everywhere! And some old fool praying he’ll get a slice, ha!”.

  24. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    fartbucket
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    So which one is more messed up? Droopy face or crazy eyes?

  25. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    Yes, I zoomed right into her crotch. I’m only human.

  26. Emmy Rossum
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    This is why she got divorced.

  27. JWoww Cleavage
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    Is that a script? To what? How to walk and scrap dried cum off your collar?

    • EricLr

      I would say it’s more likely to be a copy of “How to Live With Herpes” that her doctor gave her.

  28. Selma Blair High Kick Personal Trainer
    j/k
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    “So I was the heel and I was supposed to go down but I was like F-dat and bam right in the nuts.”

  29. Emmy Rossum
    fartbucket
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    When men do it it’s called rape eyes, when women do it it’s called fucking hot.

  30. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    Nik
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    What happened to her ass? It looks like pippa. How disappointing and unsexy.

  31. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Big hand for Tobey Maguire!

  32. Anna Sophia Burglund Cleavage
    skunk
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    project XXX

  33. Selma Blair High Kick Personal Trainer
    cc
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    It’s a new kind of training, when the trainer is dissatisfied with your efforts she whips that ball at your face.

  34. Sherri Shepherd
    cc
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    Gee, this is really something to look forward to.

  35. Celine Dion Wax Figure
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    How many packs of cigarettes had to die to make that dress?

  36. Sherri Shepherd
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    I bet she refers to herself as a “diva”

    All fat black women do that.

  37. Celine Dion Wax Figure
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    Reminds me of those pictures where you see a horse rear up on it’s hind legs.

  38. JWoww Cleavage
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    It’s not a bad picture if you scroll up until you’re just above the first ad on the right.

  39. Celine Dion Wax Figure
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    Why didn’t they get the real Celine Dion to just stand there in place for a few months? It’s not like she’s got anything to do lately.

  40. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    Jill_Ess
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    Once the wax figures come out, that is all I see for the rest of the gallery.

  41. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    A top hat is lingerie?!? Who knew?

  42. JWoww Cleavage
    pumpkin
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    thouhgt it was Kim K for a second.

  43. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    rantatonne
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    In every other picture of David Hasselhoff, there is David Hasselhoff looking like he has no idea who David Hasselhoff is.

  44. Kesha Twitter
    pumpkin
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    Baby Gaga strikes again

  45. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
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    You remember when pictures of Jessica Alba gave you an erection? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  46. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
    EricLr
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    I once bought at Mowgli from an old man in Chinatown. When that fucker said not to feed that thing after midnight, he WAS NOT kidding.

  47. Selma Blair High Kick Personal Trainer
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Is there going to be a march past at the Breitbart funeral?

  48. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
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    He’s got chills, they’re multiplyin’….

  49. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    EricLr
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    Please help me, she’s…stealing….my….blood

  50. Guy Pearce Felicia Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    EricLr
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    Somewhere in Hollywood right now, Guy Pearce is beating the shit out of his agent.

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