“Is lactating contagious? Guess we’ll find out in a…” *poke*
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Ke$ha with a great start, but only if she continues down to the chin and all the way across to the other ear, Emmy Rossum who might not be at this Laker game for her love of basketball, and Wilmer Valderrama who clearly took careful notes on landing acting gigs while dating Lindsay Lohan.
If you prefer to think of Jessica Alba as a fartless orb of hotness, don’t click on that link,
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Not Pictured: The Celine Dion Wax Figure.
I like the idea of a tampon string wick in these wax statues.
The Paris Hilton statue is always on fire.
What? No black microphone joke?
Does she look like she needs a microphone?
Well …. no.
She has her own.
Something tells me that she needs the opposite. A device we can strap to her face and make her mute. A mutriphone?
I thought this was Chris Brown in the thumbnail. I was SO ready, too!
So was he, apparently! Good day, sir!
“Don’t worry Hoff, I’ll stare for both of us.”
How old is he? Seven?
Man, they must churn out cute blonds like donuts in California.
hey.. she’s swedish
Man, they must churn out cute blonds like kanelbulle in Sweden.
Not the first time this guy has been waxed.
Nor is it the first time he’s had feathers in his ass.
for the win, sir.
Yeah, I can’t beat that.
Ma’am, thanks!
does corey feldman have aids now?
that’s a shame. he was mouth!
Fake hair. Fake eyelashes. Fake boobs. Fake fur. Fake Louis Vuitton.
Take all those things off and it’s possible this is an Asian man.
That’s pretty damn funny
Yeah, but I bet she gives genuine blowjobs!
left out fake tummy, fake lips, fake nails and fake talent.
Sadly, these cunts are making so much money thanks to MTV, that the Vuitton most likely IS real.
I look at this picture while rubbing my penis on a candle.
they were warned not to let her have a Bedazzler.
Divine lost weight.
“Where to, Mr. Hasselhoff?”
“hooorrrsssssssaaaaaaaa rasshafalal”
Well this is a lot better than all that Frankel business yesterday.
7 of 9 was way hotter.
This field goal is for you, Tom Brady!
What a fucking ripoff. I just saw this at the Joan Rivers wax museum.
“.. and so the minimum wage spray tan artist learned the true meaning of social observation.
I had to really look. It’s the chick in the glasses, right? Do I get a prize?
I jumped immediately to a ‘naughty librarian’ scenario and skipped the who is who part.
“If I put the pointed part into her skull, how long until she bleeds out…?” thus says the stylist
I think I beat off to this picture … in 1952
In the right edge of the photo there is always a black woman saying “Damn, lesbos everywhere! And some old fool praying he’ll get a slice, ha!”.
So which one is more messed up? Droopy face or crazy eyes?
Yes, I zoomed right into her crotch. I’m only human.
Zoomed right into her crotch, huh? Me, I generally prefer to slowly, gently work my way there rather than just diving straight for it. (Ladies?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAb1W6FJ2qo#t=53s
This is why she got divorced.
Is that a script? To what? How to walk and scrap dried cum off your collar?
I would say it’s more likely to be a copy of “How to Live With Herpes” that her doctor gave her.
“So I was the heel and I was supposed to go down but I was like F-dat and bam right in the nuts.”
When men do it it’s called rape eyes, when women do it it’s called fucking hot.
What happened to her ass? It looks like pippa. How disappointing and unsexy.
Big hand for Tobey Maguire!
project XXX
It’s a new kind of training, when the trainer is dissatisfied with your efforts she whips that ball at your face.
Gee, this is really something to look forward to.
How many packs of cigarettes had to die to make that dress?
I bet she refers to herself as a “diva”
All fat black women do that.
And the black men refer to them has ho’s.
Reminds me of those pictures where you see a horse rear up on it’s hind legs.
It’s not a bad picture if you scroll up until you’re just above the first ad on the right.
Why didn’t they get the real Celine Dion to just stand there in place for a few months? It’s not like she’s got anything to do lately.
Once the wax figures come out, that is all I see for the rest of the gallery.
A top hat is lingerie?!? Who knew?
thouhgt it was Kim K for a second.
In every other picture of David Hasselhoff, there is David Hasselhoff looking like he has no idea who David Hasselhoff is.
Baby Gaga strikes again
You remember when pictures of Jessica Alba gave you an erection? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
This.
Holy crap that’s funny.
Exactly
*tips cap*
I once bought at Mowgli from an old man in Chinatown. When that fucker said not to feed that thing after midnight, he WAS NOT kidding.
thats a mogwai. mowgli was from jungle book.
FUNNY ERIC
Is there going to be a march past at the Breitbart funeral?
He’s got chills, they’re multiplyin’….
Please help me, she’s…stealing….my….blood
Somewhere in Hollywood right now, Guy Pearce is beating the shit out of his agent.