The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.1.12

March 1st, 2012 // 410 Comments

“Is lactating contagious? Guess we’ll find out in a…” *poke*

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Ke$ha with a great start, but only if she continues down to the chin and all the way across to the other ear, Emmy Rossum who might not be at this Laker game for her love of basketball, and Wilmer Valderrama who clearly took careful notes on landing acting gigs while dating Lindsay Lohan.

If you prefer to think of Jessica Alba as a fartless orb of hotness, don’t click on that link,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. JWoww Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Girls, remember when your mother told you not to dress like a whore? This is what she meant.

  2. Wilmer Valderrama
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    …. too easy.

  3. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    The anti Kardashian.

  4. Celine Dion Wax Figure
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    How can you tell the difference? Oh yeah, this one knows how to shut the fuck up.

  5. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    girl who is you playin with?
    back that ass up!

  6. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    man… hoff ones really are the best.
    that’s a lucky girl there

  7. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
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    I guess his kid held him to that “Lose the fro or I don’t go out with you in public” threat to heart…

  8. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
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    Man, I don’t know if she was worth all those Eddie Murphy millions but damn…

  9. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she like 8 feet tall?

  10. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Shhh Shh… I think that skinny guy is not gonna finish that burger… DRIVER STOP THE CAR!!!”

  11. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    A
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, those wax figures look super realistic…

  12. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    NEOV
    Commented on this photo:

    green is good

  13. Kesha Twitter
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    proving yet again you need neither talent NOR looks to make it in the ‘music industry’ today.

  14. Sherri Shepherd
    Commented on this photo:

    Paula!!! Paula!!! Wanna come to our diabetes support club?!?!?! We have doughnuts!

  15. Wilmer Valderrama
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Reunited with LiLo at last.

  16. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
    NEOV
    Commented on this photo:

    the kid is someday going to beat his father’s face in when he realizes his name is Bronx Mowgli

  17. Emmy Rossum
    Commented on this photo:

    You can almost hear that guys thoughts:
    “Please let her be looking at the Laker dancers!! Please lord, I need this!”

  18. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
    NEOV
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone else seeing a bit of Sinead ‘the dirty brown’ O’Connor here?

  19. Celine Dion Wax Figure
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    It just let out a queef.

  20. Wilmer Valderrama
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Valderrama demonstrating the only thing he taught Demi Lovato.

  21. Selma Blair High Kick Personal Trainer
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Just kick that biological clock away! Kick it aside! 1…2…3 kick!

  22. Kesha Twitter
    NEOV
    Commented on this photo:

    aren’t we on her 6th minute yet?

  23. Kesha Twitter
    bonerspunk
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF?!?!?! I can’t fap to this????

  24. Emmy Rossum
    NEOV
    Commented on this photo:

    screw him, I need it!

  25. Sherri Shepherd
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “OMIGOD! You mean the Earth IS round?!?”

  26. Celine Dion Wax Figure
    nick
    Commented on this photo:

    If we tried to burn it with fire, will it melt like the real Celine Dion?

  27. Sherri Shepherd
    nick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now that Whitney Houston is dead, I can now take over the world! MUHAHAHA!”

  28. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    Rooster
    Commented on this photo:

    even asian chick is like, “where dat ass at?”

  29. JWoww Cleavage
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Girls, remember when your mother told you not to look like you’re in your 50s when you’re really in your 20s? This is what she meant.

  30. Kesha Twitter
    Rooster
    Commented on this photo:

    q-bert ftw

  31. Wilmer Valderrama
    Commented on this photo:

    The guy behind is fingering him while the girl takes pictures. These celebrities and their crazy entourages!

  32. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he rolling incognito? It’s not 2005 anymore… no one gives a fuck.

  33. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh good, it’s Dita. So much tastier than rage choked political hollerings.
    Dita willlet us strip her down, dress her up and then spank the living daylights outta her. She’ll probably want to call the shots on the shoes; that seems like a fair exchange.

  34. Jessica Alba Butt Green Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s mathematical. The distance between the thighs times the curvature of the ass = degree of hotness.

  35. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Limo
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, so who had “drunk” in the What Will The Hoff Appear To Be In His Next Pic contest?

    Oh wait, we all did.

  36. Anna Sophia Burglund Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no clue who this is, but I approve.

  37. Guy Pearce Felicia Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Commented on this photo:

    FAAAABULOUS!!

  38. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
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    Selfish celebrity. What’s wrong with a good old fashioned name like Pilot Inspektor?

  39. Kesha Twitter
    Brit
    Commented on this photo:

    Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. Negotiation is irrelevant. You will be assimilated. Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. We are The Borg

  40. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    What makes the lingerie Australian? Do the bras have tassels that spin clockwise instead of counterclockwise?

  41. Kesha Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the timer on that thing rigged to explode in 15 minutes?

  42. Sherri Shepherd
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    First Rule of Witches: Your house is not for eating.

  43. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, that zipper must be made out of kevlar.

  44. Celine Dion Wax Figure
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Get off my beach!!!

  45. Selma Blair High Kick Personal Trainer
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Ummm, who’s gonna train the trainer?

  46. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Whenever I have a wet dream that’s set in the 1920s, it looks exactly like this.

  47. Tobey Maguire Skinny Hat Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    So is Spider-Doofus an actual superhero or is he trying to start something?

  48. Emmy Rossum
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks weird here and dem hips are missing. jesus fuck the hips on that girl. dammnit, i just ruined another pair of my panties.

  49. Sherri Shepherd
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know if she’s happy about the “Stars” part or upset about the “Dancing” part.

  50. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she’s carrying her “hand bag”.

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