The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.28.11

April 28th, 2011 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed: Sausage Party Edition with the exception of Melanie Brown and theoretically George Michael. Other than that, I stand entirely by that description.

Entirely,

- The Superficial

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  1. Robert Pattinson
    MrsPlant
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    Wow.. he really is British….

  2. Nicki Minaj
    Kyle Butler
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    Now shes taken trying to be the black lady GaGa to an extreme. Just because she may have a penis doesn’t mean you have to put her down by showing your larger black one.

  3. Nicki Minaj
    Knippy
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    What is she singing that a penis is a necessary prop to help people understand what the song is about?

  4. Nicki Minaj
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    President Obama is really taking this whole, “I’m your parent but I want to be your friend too”, thing too far.

  5. Gallo

    Only the most amateur shoplifters stuff the goods in the tops of their bras. She needs to go put that kielbasa back before someone calls security.

  6. Fred Durst
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    She must be from some remote village in the Czech Republic that just got introduced to CDs and Limp Bizkit is ‘cutting edge’ because that’s the only way she could not look completely mortified of being caught in public with Grandpa Durst.

    • Asoto

      It’s actually sweet that you probably think Czech Republic is in Africa or something like that. And that you Lady Gaga lovers think you know what’s “cutting edge”.

      • Jovy

        What’s even sweeter is the fact that Assoto still thinks Africa lacks televisions/modern technology.

      • Ignoring the fact you just proved your own ignorance about Africa… what you really proved is that you also still think Limp Bizkit is relevant.

    • No but srsly, she’s got the look down to the weird little East-Euro socks.

  7. Ke$ha
    Nancy Pelosi
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    “Wake in the morning feeling like P-Diddy…”…yeah because they both have a cock.

  8. Ke$ha
    Instahater
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    Like a football in a tube sock…..

  9. Fred Durst
    Urbanspaceman
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    Did she actually eat any meat at the Steakhouse?

  10. George Michael
    dontlooknow
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    Trying out for Morpheous in a re-make of “The Matrix”?

  11. Bruce Willis
    dontlooknow
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    He gets my vote to play Curly in the Three Stooges movie.

  12. Ke$ha
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    After the accident the aliens tried to repair her, but they had never seen a woman before.

  13. Ke$ha
    Turd Ferguson
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    Just, umm – wow.
    And thats not a good WOW, its like an embarrassed WTF wow.

  14. Robert Pattinson
    Turd Ferguson
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    So that bullshit hair wasn’t just for the vampire movies?

  15. Melanie Brown
    Turd Ferguson
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    Sometimes its just not even fair to make a comment and you have to just click ‘Next.’

  16. Pierce Brosnan
    Turd Ferguson
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    Only James Bond can rock a clear purse and pull it off.

  17. George Michael
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope, nothing at all gay about that dude. Nothin’.

  18. Robert Pattinson
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    “And then it just gushes out everywhere! Like a geyser! It’s easy, too, you can do it with your fingers. Women just lay there and moan. They suck.”

  19. Bruce Willis
    Turd Ferguson
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    Dr. Evil lives!

  20. Fred Durst
    Turd Ferguson
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    This dude jumped the shark right about the time the phrase itself did.

  21. Mickey Rourke
    Turd Ferguson
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    Someone change my huggies – I made a poopie.

  22. Melanie Brown
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    How sweet. The baby’s already texting.

  23. Michael Shannon
    SteveG
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    His greatest moment: “WRESTLEMANIA!” what about bob?

  24. Michael Shannon
    SteveG
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    uhhhhhhh make that Groundhogs Day. derp.

  25. Chris Hemsworth
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    The line between God of Thunder and new guy on the geek squad has never been thinner.

  26. Ke$ha
    Sarah M
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    Tragically Hip Barbie hits stores today! She comes complete with ill-fitting bikini’s, bad skin and no self-awareness.

  27. Nicki Minaj
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    Are they letting Sid and Marty Kroft do a new show?

  28. Melanie Brown
    Jess
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    Isn’t coffee bad for you when you’re preggo…oh wAIT, ANGLES AT IT AGAIN1

  29. Pierce Brosnan
    Sarah M
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    Hey dad, on your way back from Home Depot can you get me some lunch?

  30. Nicki Minaj
    Jess
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    BUT BUT i THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DISCO ORGY

  31. Bruce Willis
    Sarah M
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    “Duh, which way did he go George, which way did he go?”

  32. Pierce Brosnan
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep. He wins.

  33. Bruce Willis
    Zombie Kitty
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    Chemo paedo

  34. Fred Durst
    Sarah M
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    “May I help m’lady into my tricked out Chevy Cavalier?”

  35. George Michael
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    “Hmmm…French Moroccan nineteen ninety-one from the western slums of Mont Martre. Full body, a sassy aftertaste but I can’t say I care for the bouquet.”

  36. my turn

    fatso, call jenny!

  37. Benjamin Millepied
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    “Here’s one. This is my look when I’m disgusted at God. Sometimes tall guys. One time a UFO, but it turned out to be an airplane. Pretty cool, huh?”

  38. Bruce Willis
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    “And then we got this hockey puck over here…”

  39. Bruce Willis
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    Even his shirt’s calling him old.

  40. Ke$ha
    Captain Slappy
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    I don’t know who this is. Somehow..I think that knowledge is not so much a loss, but a net gain.

  41. Robert Pattinson
    justuhbill
    Commented on this photo:

    Coming up next for Patterson is the lead in “Gay Wolverine: the Musical!”

  42. Robert Pattinson
    Captain Slappy
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    THAT is what Wolverine looks like after 15 dime-bags, and hammering 8-Balls like Chuckles the Sheen……

  43. Melanie Brown
    Captain Slappy
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    Another “who done it” mystery, such as, “who gives a fuck that she’s doing it”.

  44. Nicki Minaj
    justuhbill
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    Why isn’t that in her mouth, where a good woman would have it/

  45. Chris Hemsworth
    Captain Slappy
    Commented on this photo:

    Well now, whoever this dude is proves the laws of physics correct-
    (1) You go in a building.
    (2) You leave eventually.

  46. Pierce Brosnan
    justuhbill
    Commented on this photo:

    Boob. James Boob.

  47. Bruce Willis
    justuhbill
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    “Wait ’til they get a load of me.”

  48. Fred Durst
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    Bank Of America has a steakhouse? Who DIDN’T they take over when the economy tanked?

  49. George Michael
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    If he squinted a little bit more, he would look like Gilbert Gottfried!

  50. Michael Shannon
    Cornbread
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    Lazy. Eye.

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