Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed: Sausage Party Edition with the exception of Melanie Brown and theoretically George Michael. Other than that, I stand entirely by that description.
Entirely,
- The Superficial
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| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
Wow.. he really is British….
Now shes taken trying to be the black lady GaGa to an extreme. Just because she may have a penis doesn’t mean you have to put her down by showing your larger black one.
zat right?!
What is she singing that a penis is a necessary prop to help people understand what the song is about?
President Obama is really taking this whole, “I’m your parent but I want to be your friend too”, thing too far.
Only the most amateur shoplifters stuff the goods in the tops of their bras. She needs to go put that kielbasa back before someone calls security.
She must be from some remote village in the Czech Republic that just got introduced to CDs and Limp Bizkit is ‘cutting edge’ because that’s the only way she could not look completely mortified of being caught in public with Grandpa Durst.
It’s actually sweet that you probably think Czech Republic is in Africa or something like that. And that you Lady Gaga lovers think you know what’s “cutting edge”.
What’s even sweeter is the fact that Assoto still thinks Africa lacks televisions/modern technology.
Ignoring the fact you just proved your own ignorance about Africa… what you really proved is that you also still think Limp Bizkit is relevant.
No but srsly, she’s got the look down to the weird little East-Euro socks.
“Wake in the morning feeling like P-Diddy…”…yeah because they both have a cock.
Like a football in a tube sock…..
Did she actually eat any meat at the Steakhouse?
Nope, got all her protein in the cab ride to the steakhouse.
Trying out for Morpheous in a re-make of “The Matrix”?
the broadway remake.
He gets my vote to play Curly in the Three Stooges movie.
After the accident the aliens tried to repair her, but they had never seen a woman before.
bonus points for star trek reference
Just, umm – wow.
And thats not a good WOW, its like an embarrassed WTF wow.
So that bullshit hair wasn’t just for the vampire movies?
Sometimes its just not even fair to make a comment and you have to just click ‘Next.’
Only James Bond can rock a clear purse and pull it off.
Nope, nothing at all gay about that dude. Nothin’.
“And then it just gushes out everywhere! Like a geyser! It’s easy, too, you can do it with your fingers. Women just lay there and moan. They suck.”
Dr. Evil lives!
This dude jumped the shark right about the time the phrase itself did.
I think there was a shark in the uterus with him. He just lazily floated over it.
Someone change my huggies – I made a poopie.
How sweet. The baby’s already texting.
His greatest moment: “WRESTLEMANIA!” what about bob?
uhhhhhhh make that Groundhogs Day. derp.
The line between God of Thunder and new guy on the geek squad has never been thinner.
Tragically Hip Barbie hits stores today! She comes complete with ill-fitting bikini’s, bad skin and no self-awareness.
Apostrophe FAIL
its the internet, not english class. get a life.
Are they letting Sid and Marty Kroft do a new show?
Isn’t coffee bad for you when you’re preggo…oh wAIT, ANGLES AT IT AGAIN1
Hey dad, on your way back from Home Depot can you get me some lunch?
BUT BUT i THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DISCO ORGY
“Duh, which way did he go George, which way did he go?”
Yep. He wins.
Chemo paedo
“May I help m’lady into my tricked out Chevy Cavalier?”
“Hmmm…French Moroccan nineteen ninety-one from the western slums of Mont Martre. Full body, a sassy aftertaste but I can’t say I care for the bouquet.”
fatso, call jenny!
“Here’s one. This is my look when I’m disgusted at God. Sometimes tall guys. One time a UFO, but it turned out to be an airplane. Pretty cool, huh?”
“And then we got this hockey puck over here…”
Even his shirt’s calling him old.
I don’t know who this is. Somehow..I think that knowledge is not so much a loss, but a net gain.
Coming up next for Patterson is the lead in “Gay Wolverine: the Musical!”
THAT is what Wolverine looks like after 15 dime-bags, and hammering 8-Balls like Chuckles the Sheen……
Another “who done it” mystery, such as, “who gives a fuck that she’s doing it”.
Why isn’t that in her mouth, where a good woman would have it/
Well now, whoever this dude is proves the laws of physics correct-
(1) You go in a building.
(2) You leave eventually.
Haha! Yes! +1!
Boob. James Boob.
hah.
“Wait ’til they get a load of me.”
Bank Of America has a steakhouse? Who DIDN’T they take over when the economy tanked?
If he squinted a little bit more, he would look like Gilbert Gottfried!
Lazy. Eye.