The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.28.11

April 28th, 2011 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed: Sausage Party Edition with the exception of Melanie Brown and theoretically George Michael. Other than that, I stand entirely by that description.

Entirely,

- The Superficial

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  1. Mickey Rourke
    TomFrank
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    Is he starring in The Philip Seymour Hoffman Story?

  2. Ke$ha
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    That dude looks like a chick.

  3. Robert Pattinson
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    Yahoo Serious rules.

  4. Ke$ha
    marie
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    Fire your stylist/M.U. artist immediately!!!!

  5. Melanie Brown
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    Stink-finger Spice was always my favorite.

  6. Chris Hemsworth
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    I love all these manly superheroes, who wax their chests.

  7. Benjamin Millepied
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    A stunt double will later argue that Benjamin only did 5% of the work during this photoshoot.

  8. Pierce Brosnan
    marie
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    Oh sexy…..let me learn you to dress properly…and let’s light up a bong!

  9. George Michael
    marie
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    You, Pierce B. and I with a bong – what a threesome LOL

  10. Bruce Willis
    marie
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    When I was younger, I used to have wet dreams about this one…….not so much these days.

  11. Ke$ha
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    Good Lode! This chick needs to go see Lisle von Roman immediately! Wait, isn’t she like 25? Shit, then not even magic can help her ass.

  12. HipKnowToad

    What’s that old saying? “You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take my penis out of the meat grinder now that I’ve seen pictures of her” ? I think that’s how it goes.

  13. Ke$ha
    desabrey
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    What the hell is that?!?

  14. Robert Pattinson
    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    I don’t get it.

  15. Michael Shannon
    Chris
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    Ewan MacGregor?

  16. Robert Pattinson
    desabrey
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    is it just me, or is Tim Burton looking younger?

  17. Nicki Minaj
    desabrey
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    I KNEW IT!

  18. Pierce Brosnan
    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    The ONLY man that could look good with boobs.

  19. Robert Pattinson
    meg
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    Ew.

  20. Melanie Brown
    Bob
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    Fun fact, she’s from my home city.

  21. Ke$ha
    Hugh Gentry
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    mmmmm old lady boobs

  22. Ke$ha
    Josephus
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    Nick Hogan, too embarrassed to be seen after his fling with Tila Tequila became public, appeared incognito at the ASCAP Awards last night.

  23. Nicki Minaj
    vlad
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    I’m Gumby’s Mom…err, Dad, dammit!

  24. Ke$ha
    adolf hitler
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    lol @ her cleavage

  25. Christopher Lloyd
    Mil
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    Lady Gaga is so right about LA.. Look what they did to Uncle Fester!

  26. Pierce Brosnan
    vlad
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    Still looks much younger than Roger Moore did when he played Grampa Bond in A View To A Kill

  27. xx42cv

    Great saggy tits for breakfast. Thanks fish

  28. Ke$ha
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    I didnt’ know the ASPCA had awards, but I’m glad Ke$ha finally won. Best In Show!

  29. George Michael
    vlad
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    Either he just smelled his own finger or is trying to quickly swallow what he received in the back alley and it isn’t going down easy….

  30. Nicki Minaj
    Jakester
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    This is what culture and entertainment have become? I feel like growing up in the 80s was the height of culture compared to this.

    • Lisa

      I know. Looking at this makes me feel lucky for having to listen to the Bee Gees all the time.

    • homesickabortion

      it was. punk rock clearly was the last boom of creativity before the cultural wasteland we see before us today.

  31. Robert Pattinson
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    I know teenage girls don’t have a lot of money, but I’d think he could afford some Crest Whitestrips by now.

  32. Benjamin Millepied
    It had to be said
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    Is this that “Human Millipede” the kids are all talking about?

  33. Melanie Brown
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    sigh…weird shirt and bad angles, or just knocked up again? do we even care?

  34. Bruce Willis
    It had to be said
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    Put a hat on that head before my eyeballs are burned out.

  35. Nicki Minaj
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    she looks like a rainbow snowcone…with a penis. I think they call that a “Michael Jackson Special”

  36. Pierce Brosnan
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    Let me guess…tub of icecream for his dainty lady?

  37. Fred Durst
    It had to be said
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    Damn, I thought Federline got tatted up.

  38. George Michael
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    He tends to get arrested when he’s “out”…at least he’s dressed for a holiday card quality mugshot.

  39. Mickey Rourke
    It had to be said
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    Oh, I think that burrito is on its way back up . . .

  40. Bruce Willis
    vlad
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    Did someone just run over his forehead with their Hoveround?

  41. Benjamin Millepied
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    Benjamin Millipede has almost 998 fewer legs than expected…

  42. Bruce Willis
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    He looks like he’s about to smirk the dreadlocks right off the guy shoving the basket of bootleg CD’s in his face.

  43. uranus

    wow.. i think this is the first real pic ive ever seen of her.. photoshop :facepalm:

  44. Michael Shannon
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    wow, when he tones it down from playing a creepy soulless tv character, he looks like a regular, normal, creepy soulless guy.

  45. Nicki Minaj
    Lavant Hardcastle
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    The film reboot of House Party is so gay.

  46. Mickey Rourke
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    Mr Leykis…your Spanx are showing.

  47. Mickey Rourke
    vlad
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    Was this man holding his gut in the entire time in Iron Man 2?

  48. George Michael
    Seat Filler
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    Mr. Magoo lives!

  49. Ke$ha
    HumpinFrog
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    Ke$ha, giving guys massive limp-ons since 2009. On a positive note, I just remembered I promised the kids pancakes for dinner.

  50. Fred Durst
    kate
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    How?

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