Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed: Sausage Party Edition with the exception of Melanie Brown and theoretically George Michael. Other than that, I stand entirely by that description.
Entirely,
- The Superficial
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
Is he starring in The Philip Seymour Hoffman Story?
That dude looks like a chick.
Yahoo Serious rules.
Fire your stylist/M.U. artist immediately!!!!
Stink-finger Spice was always my favorite.
I love all these manly superheroes, who wax their chests.
A stunt double will later argue that Benjamin only did 5% of the work during this photoshoot.
Oh sexy…..let me learn you to dress properly…and let’s light up a bong!
You, Pierce B. and I with a bong – what a threesome LOL
Make sure you have a camera.
When I was younger, I used to have wet dreams about this one…….not so much these days.
Good Lode! This chick needs to go see Lisle von Roman immediately! Wait, isn’t she like 25? Shit, then not even magic can help her ass.
What’s that old saying? “You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take my penis out of the meat grinder now that I’ve seen pictures of her” ? I think that’s how it goes.
edit: …?”
no, you were right the first time. when the question mark is not part of the quote, it doesnt go inside the quotation marks.
What the hell is that?!?
I don’t get it.
Ewan MacGregor?
is it just me, or is Tim Burton looking younger?
I KNEW IT!
The ONLY man that could look good with boobs.
Ew.
Fun fact, she’s from my home city.
mmmmm old lady boobs
Nick Hogan, too embarrassed to be seen after his fling with Tila Tequila became public, appeared incognito at the ASCAP Awards last night.
I’m Gumby’s Mom…err, Dad, dammit!
lol @ her cleavage
Lady Gaga is so right about LA.. Look what they did to Uncle Fester!
Still looks much younger than Roger Moore did when he played Grampa Bond in A View To A Kill
Great saggy tits for breakfast. Thanks fish
I didnt’ know the ASPCA had awards, but I’m glad Ke$ha finally won. Best In Show!
Either he just smelled his own finger or is trying to quickly swallow what he received in the back alley and it isn’t going down easy….
This is what culture and entertainment have become? I feel like growing up in the 80s was the height of culture compared to this.
I know. Looking at this makes me feel lucky for having to listen to the Bee Gees all the time.
it was. punk rock clearly was the last boom of creativity before the cultural wasteland we see before us today.
I know teenage girls don’t have a lot of money, but I’d think he could afford some Crest Whitestrips by now.
Lay off the dude, he’s British.
seriously, it’s amazing he actually has all of his teeth in his head
Is this that “Human Millipede” the kids are all talking about?
sigh…weird shirt and bad angles, or just knocked up again? do we even care?
No
Put a hat on that head before my eyeballs are burned out.
she looks like a rainbow snowcone…with a penis. I think they call that a “Michael Jackson Special”
Let me guess…tub of icecream for his dainty lady?
Awwww. I laughed and then I felt dirty. Thanks a lot, McSmacky.
Damn, I thought Federline got tatted up.
oh yeah, you nailed it
He tends to get arrested when he’s “out”…at least he’s dressed for a holiday card quality mugshot.
Oh, I think that burrito is on its way back up . . .
Did someone just run over his forehead with their Hoveround?
Benjamin Millipede has almost 998 fewer legs than expected…
He looks like he’s about to smirk the dreadlocks right off the guy shoving the basket of bootleg CD’s in his face.
wow.. i think this is the first real pic ive ever seen of her.. photoshop :facepalm:
wow, when he tones it down from playing a creepy soulless tv character, he looks like a regular, normal, creepy soulless guy.
Chapeau M’sieu.
The film reboot of House Party is so gay.
Hey you, eraser head…
Mr Leykis…your Spanx are showing.
Was this man holding his gut in the entire time in Iron Man 2?
you know those CGI effects they used to make Iron Man fly…well, watching them in the movie made Mickey Rourke hungry.
Mr. Magoo lives!
Ke$ha, giving guys massive limp-ons since 2009. On a positive note, I just remembered I promised the kids pancakes for dinner.
How?