Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed: Sausage Party Edition with the exception of Melanie Brown and theoretically George Michael. Other than that, I stand entirely by that description.
Entirely,
- The Superficial
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| Star Releases Brand New Bikini Photos – TooFab | |
| Find Out Who Kim Kardashian Is Morphing Into – Fox News | |
| Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
I thought you said this was the exception to the sausage party.
Great. Jamie Kennedy is doing drag now? Terrific.
That comment would have been funnier if you had said john travolta.
how would that funnier? John Travolta is always doing drag.
Kesha has got to be one of the ugliest women? I know, Is she a man or a woman?
Carrot Top is getting out of hand with these stage props.
I think this one should be towed back into the ocean also.
The ooooh, ASsCAP Awards. Ke$ha thought she was there for the ASsHAT awards.
Took the words right out of my mouth!
“This sandwich was not enough.”
in her majesty’s secret pocket pool club
Whoa. I think he may be getting younger! Time Travel!
He may be morphing into Robert Pattinson, see early pic.
This guy was great in Boardwalk Empire.
John Mayer in 3 years.
Maybe 2 if he tries hard.
aha! ahahaha! you still dress like that! hoo…hoo…you fucking clown!
Also great in Shotgun Stories.
There was NO dildo when I saw her. I don’t know whether to feel lucky or jipped.
flawless as always, mr. rourke.
if he was wearing camouflage he would’ve been full on chameleon.
hey, fish–thanks for the dude-heavy edition of tcwm!
Amen to that.
Lady looks like a dude.
Amy Winehouse called. She wants her eye makeup back.
“There’s that word again; “heavy”.
Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull? “
I wouldn’t fuck her with Nicki Minaj’s dick.
+1
“Hey, you wouldn’t turn down the Mr. Clean role for this much money either, pal…”
“My brains. are going. into my feet!!!!”
She must be new in town, because otherwise how could you possibly *not* find someone better to fuck for money than Fred Durst?
Dude, she’s new in the hemisphere – that’s a Russian mail bride if I’ve ever seen one.
At least she had the good grace to look embarrassed.
How and why does anyone think he’s hot?!
Yeah, he doesn’t do anything for me. He looks like he always needs a bath.
Damn fine question. Yuk!
Is it just me, or is he slowly morphing into Christopher Lloyd?
More like Prof. Erwin Corey!
Ooh la la, Corey Feldman!
George Michael: “Fuck! I loaned my favorite dildo to Nicki Minaj and now I’ve got an itch that I can’t scratch!”
Nice
i like how you brought the two pictures together. brilliant.
We should thank her for reminding us all of our grandma’s cleavage.
why would you ever thank somebody for that?
Stupid broad…it goes the other way…
So it’s come to this – reduced to playing Bond villains – in his own mind.
I wonder if the Fonz knows his jackets missing. AHHHH!
I don’t care what he wears…he’s fine as hell. Actually, I take that back, no clothes would be preferable.
That’s “Ayyyy.” And I am officially old.
*smacks vending machine*
Tonight….on… To Catch A Predator….
My grandmother called, she wants her saggy funbags back.
Who knew I’d be living both Telly Savalas’s and Charles Bronson’s career? Ka-ching!
It’s the Libyans!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s Marty Feldman, Jr!
he shoots and scores! That was the first thing I said to myself when I saw this picture!…lmao
No way! … Feldman was hot.
“I call this look Blue Steel.”
Nature is REALLY starting to blur the difference between men and women. Scary. And I assume this picture was intended.
There’s something they forgot to tell him about the Porcine Growth Hormone.
Would someone PLEASE get the goddam retarded kid out of the shopping cart.
Tiger blood – haw – that Sheen asshole oughta’ try mainlining plutonium like I did, then he cantalk – haw!
Jack Nicholson’s evil twin
I forget, is her name Heffer or Ke$ha? Because that leathery skin sure makes her look like a cow.
He’s nailed the Larry David look.
I see he went back to his troll pencil eraser hair
“I’m not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn’t.”
+100
Brett Farve?
Pull what, exactly?
pull the pants up
Pull my finger.
He always looks like he’s on day 2 of trying to quit drugs cold turkey. The fact that he brushes his teeth with coffee and styles his hair with bacon grease doesn’t help either.
Why is he wearing Mom Jeans?
That’s some ugly nookie.
and apparently all he did for it was roll off the couch and button up his shirt.