The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.28.11

April 28th, 2011 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed: Sausage Party Edition with the exception of Melanie Brown and theoretically George Michael. Other than that, I stand entirely by that description.

Entirely,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicki Minaj
    WTF
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    I thought you said this was the exception to the sausage party.

  2. Ke$ha
    Deacon Jones
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    Great. Jamie Kennedy is doing drag now? Terrific.

  3. Nicki Minaj
    Deacon Jones
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    Carrot Top is getting out of hand with these stage props.

  4. Ke$ha
    Commented on this photo:

    I think this one should be towed back into the ocean also.

  5. Ke$ha
    Jill_Ess
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    The ooooh, ASsCAP Awards. Ke$ha thought she was there for the ASsHAT awards.

  6. Pierce Brosnan
    Deacon Jones
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    “This sandwich was not enough.”

  7. Christopher Lloyd
    Jill_Ess
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    Whoa. I think he may be getting younger! Time Travel!

  8. Michael Shannon
    Deacon Jones
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    This guy was great in Boardwalk Empire.

  9. Michael Shannon
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    John Mayer in 3 years.

    Maybe 2 if he tries hard.

  10. Fred Durst
    slampon
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    aha! ahahaha! you still dress like that! hoo…hoo…you fucking clown!

  11. Michael Shannon
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    Also great in Shotgun Stories.

  12. Nicki Minaj
    Mandi
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    There was NO dildo when I saw her. I don’t know whether to feel lucky or jipped.

  13. Mickey Rourke
    slampon
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    flawless as always, mr. rourke.

  14. Michael Shannon
    shandanger
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    if he was wearing camouflage he would’ve been full on chameleon.

  15. Benjamin Millepied
    slampon
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    hey, fish–thanks for the dude-heavy edition of tcwm!

  16. Ke$ha
    meg
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    Lady looks like a dude.

  17. Urbanspaceman

    Amy Winehouse called. She wants her eye makeup back.

  18. Christopher Lloyd
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “There’s that word again; “heavy”.
    Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull? “

  19. Nicki Minaj
    Jacqueline Hyde
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    I wouldn’t fuck her with Nicki Minaj’s dick.

  20. Bruce Willis
    pdan
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    “Hey, you wouldn’t turn down the Mr. Clean role for this much money either, pal…”

  21. Mickey Rourke
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “My brains. are going. into my feet!!!!”

  22. Fred Durst
    pdan
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    She must be new in town, because otherwise how could you possibly *not* find someone better to fuck for money than Fred Durst?

  23. Robert Pattinson
    argleblargle
    Commented on this photo:

    How and why does anyone think he’s hot?!

  24. Robert Pattinson
    Matty
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    Is it just me, or is he slowly morphing into Christopher Lloyd?

  25. Ke$ha
    2for2true
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    Ooh la la, Corey Feldman!

  26. George Michael
    Bucky Barnes
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    George Michael: “Fuck! I loaned my favorite dildo to Nicki Minaj and now I’ve got an itch that I can’t scratch!”

  27. Ke$ha
    Professor Gascan
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    We should thank her for reminding us all of our grandma’s cleavage.

  28. Nicki Minaj
    2for2true
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    Stupid broad…it goes the other way…

  29. George Michael
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    So it’s come to this – reduced to playing Bond villains – in his own mind.

  30. Chris Hemsworth
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    I wonder if the Fonz knows his jackets missing. AHHHH!

  31. Pierce Brosnan
    2for2true
    Commented on this photo:

    Tonight….on… To Catch A Predator….

  32. jesslz

    My grandmother called, she wants her saggy funbags back.

  33. Bruce Willis
    friendlyfires
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    Who knew I’d be living both Telly Savalas’s and Charles Bronson’s career? Ka-ching!

  34. Christopher Lloyd
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    It’s the Libyans!

  35. Michael Shannon
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s Marty Feldman, Jr!

  36. Benjamin Millepied
    2for2true
    Commented on this photo:

    “I call this look Blue Steel.”

  37. kirby

    Nature is REALLY starting to blur the difference between men and women. Scary. And I assume this picture was intended.

  38. Mickey Rourke
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s something they forgot to tell him about the Porcine Growth Hormone.

  39. Bruce Willis
    2for2true
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    Would someone PLEASE get the goddam retarded kid out of the shopping cart.

  40. Mickey Rourke
    friendlyfires
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    Tiger blood – haw – that Sheen asshole oughta’ try mainlining plutonium like I did, then he cantalk – haw!

  41. Mickey Rourke
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Jack Nicholson’s evil twin

  42. DKNY

    I forget, is her name Heffer or Ke$ha? Because that leathery skin sure makes her look like a cow.

  43. Christopher Lloyd
    2for2true
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    He’s nailed the Larry David look.

  44. Robert Pattinson
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    I see he went back to his troll pencil eraser hair

  45. Benjamin Millepied
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn’t.”

  46. Fred Durst
    Heywood Jablowmie
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    Brett Farve?

  47. Mickey Rourke
    2for2true
    Commented on this photo:

    Pull what, exactly?

  48. Robert Pattinson
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    He always looks like he’s on day 2 of trying to quit drugs cold turkey. The fact that he brushes his teeth with coffee and styles his hair with bacon grease doesn’t help either.

  49. Christopher Lloyd
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he wearing Mom Jeans?

  50. Fred Durst
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some ugly nookie.

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