The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.24.11

March 24th, 2011 // 328 Comments

“Mom says she bought Sunny D. Alright!”

And now for today’s smattering of random photos that I like to call The Crap We Missed: Super-pregnant Alicia Silverstone apparently decided maternity outfits are a scam and is gonna ride her normal clothes out. Alexander Skarsgard is the world’s worst drug customer, “Oh, right, those cameras follow me…,” Rebecca Gayheart gets ready for another game of Who Wants to Die? and Katie Price continues to stay classy.

That dude up there is 38,

- The Superficial

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Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katie Price
    swalt
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Luke fires, the torpedoes dive down the exhaust port; the Millenium Falcon leads the remaining rebel ships away as the Death Star explodes’

  2. Katie Price
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Abandon hope all ye who enter here…

  3. Lady Gaga
    fatguyinalittleshirt
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like she smells…. and not in a good way.

  4. Joe Jonas
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Lame-ass Beats are the gayest thing in this photo.

  5. Britney Spears
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Her neck is as wide as her head. She’s the female version of Henry Rollins.

  6. Katie Price
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Given her “class” antics I’m really surprised she’s wearing panties

    • Cock Dr

      That’s the silver lining to this photo.
      The Kraken was NOT released. It’s straining at the spandex though; scary.

  7. Rebecca Gayheart
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally ran out of that free Clearasil.

  8. Alicia Silverstone
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    ahahaha

    “Alicia Silverstone heading to yoga class in Hollywood.”

    That’s the best line ever, because by the picture it’s not working for her at all.

  9. Lady Gaga
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t it just so cutting edge & hot?
    Ugly up perfectly ordinary looking young women into transgender heroine addicts, then dress them in clothes that look like they came out of a dumpster.
    Somehow this convinces a certain number of fools to buy the clothes, makeup, & accessories for outrageous amounts of $$.
    I think there might be pop music also involved in this process somehow. Go figure.

  10. Britney Spears
    ghost
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the first time I’ve seen her with one of her kids where she wasn’t carrying him.

  11. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    The teats look good.

    I guess

    Thats all I got.

  12. Reese Witherspoon
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, those are MY PARENTS?

  13. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Reese Witherspoon become a crazy cat lady?

  14. Alexander Skarsgard
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I dunno, looks like some impending Larry Craig action.

  15. Tom Hanks
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The juicebox fooled no one.

  16. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    …eww.

  17. Britney Spears
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Is attacking someone with a turnip a crime?

  18. Katie Price
    Commented on this photo:

    Charming.

  19. Tom Hanks
    Commented on this photo:

    Hank’s had twice-a-day widow’s peak massages written into his contract.

  20. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    Still looks like a dude in drag

  21. Katie Price
    Commented on this photo:

    When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

  22. Rebecca Gayheart
    Andriiya
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bagginsssss….. Shhhiiirrre”

  23. Alicia Silverstone
    Undercover
    Commented on this photo:

    At least her regular clothes will be stretched out real good for when she doesn’t lose that baby weight.

  24. Katherine Heigl
    Undercover
    Commented on this photo:

    Pete Wentz has gained some weight…

  25. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t have much time, an insane anemic has-been actress is holding my family hostage and forcing me to date her; please help us. Shit, here she comes.”

  26. Vanessa Hudgens
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me just surreptitiously leave my cell phone filled with nude photos on this park bench for a stranger to find.”

  27. Joe Jonas
    Snickers
    Commented on this photo:

    There is no way that guy isn’t gay. He likes it up the butt.

  28. Britney Spears
    babablacksheep
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see the focus in her eyes as the photographer tempts her with french fries…”mmmm…me want…” she seems to forget she has a child on her hand her focus is so intense.

  29. Joe Jonas
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Aren’t you a pretty princess! The prettiest princess that every pranced!

  30. Katie Price
    honz
    Commented on this photo:

    I have this one pair of jeans with a hole in the crotch but the middle seam is still intact so there is pretty much two holes, anyway, if I kinda get one nut poking out of each hole… I forget my point now… I’d still hit it

  31. Lady Gaga
    BEE
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard shes really Paul from the Wonder Years. . .

  32. Josh Duhamel
    Chatafuccup
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s got Japan relief shirts from Tokidoki. Did you contribute to Japan relief/aid?!?! Tools talking crap on someone who is supporting a cause. I don’t even know who dude is but I’m call out the trolls.

  33. Katie Price
    sassafrass
    Commented on this photo:

    So where exactly was this photographer positioned to be able to get this angle? And more importantly, why??

  34. Katie Price
    jen
    Commented on this photo:

    If you turn your computer upside down……it still makes no sense.

  35. Joe Jonas
    babablacksheep
    Commented on this photo:

    I think him and Michael Lohan switched dogs…

  36. Reese Witherspoon
    eeker
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Frances McDormand!

  37. Vanessa Hudgens
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    God damn it! The Muslims converted her, turning her from her life of online nudity to one of chaste head-coverings. The terrorists win.

  38. Katherine Heigl
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’re trying to de-gay Adam Lambert, Katherine Heigl ain’t gonna cut it.

  39. Reese Witherspoon
    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit! The Jaw is angry again! Sedate it!!

  40. Lady Gaga
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather fuck a blender.

  41. Rebecca Gayheart
    Marco
    Commented on this photo:

    I always thought she was fishlike. How the hell could she have been a model?

  42. Katie Price
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like someone snuck a grenade up Miley Cyrus whoo-hah and it exploded.

  43. Lady Gaga
    American Meatgoat
    Commented on this photo:

    more clothes inside…It’s an interesting marketing tactic, you put an almost naked Gaga on the cover, but promise that’s as bad as it gets.

  44. Katherine Heigl
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder how much it costs to park your over weight asian party boy in Los Feliz?

  45. Lady Gaga
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    MORE CLOTHES OUTSIDE, PLLLLLLLLLEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Rebecca Gayheart
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she have a stroke? Her face looks lopsided.

  47. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    Unflattering: adj. (1) This picture.

  48. Katie Price
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there a dress some where in there, I don’t see one.

  49. Britney Spears
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what any of ya’ll say, I’d pound that silly

  50. Katie Price
    Deuce
    Commented on this photo:

    Who do i mail this bag of grenades to for making me look at that ?

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