The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.24.11

March 24th, 2011 // 328 Comments

“Mom says she bought Sunny D. Alright!”

And now for today’s smattering of random photos that I like to call The Crap We Missed: Super-pregnant Alicia Silverstone apparently decided maternity outfits are a scam and is gonna ride her normal clothes out. Alexander Skarsgard is the world’s worst drug customer, “Oh, right, those cameras follow me…,” Rebecca Gayheart gets ready for another game of Who Wants to Die? and Katie Price continues to stay classy.

That dude up there is 38,

- The Superficial

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Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. I can’t think of anything funnier than the Sunny D comment. You win.

  2. Alicia Silverstone
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “I should have let him cum in my mouth. It would have been so much easier than this!”

  3. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats not a drug deal, they are holding each others cocks.

  4. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    Gaga and Taylor Momsen should do a duet called “Weird and Whorish…we got nuttin’ else”

  5. Alexander Skarsgard
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    a) oversized sunglasses
    b) guilty look in a park
    c) guy in the background that looks like he gargles cock for a living
    d) what are three signs that an actor is a bone smuggler?

  6. Rebecca Gayheart
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    This is your life on drugs.

  7. Alicia Silverstone
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    must … fight … craving … for … quarter-pounder

  8. Katie Price
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    And how has Charlie Sheen not found her yet?

  9. Tom Hanks
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    professional hair knitter

  10. Rebecca Gayheart
    Commented on this photo:

    Note that all the pedestrians are standing WAY back.

    (too obscure? Vehicular Manslaughter joke)

  11. Tom Hanks
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    He appears to be getting extremely loud as she gets incredibly close.

  12. Katherine Heigl
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    Adam Lambert sure let himself go

  13. Vanessa Hudgens
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    More clothes means less nude photos for the hackers to leak! Oops, upskirt!

  14. Lady Gaga
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if she glues that bony body art over her gagina

  15. Katie Price
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    designer meat curtains.

  16. Britney Spears
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    It must be horrible to have 5 year long case of post parteum depression!

  17. Katie Price
    Commented on this photo:

    Labia Gigantica

    You know if my nutsack was hanging out both sides of my underwear, I think I’d notice…but I’ guess i’m just not NüSkank material.

    (I just made up that word to describe the current generation of professional skanks)

    • oh thank you for clarifying that you made up that word. this womans muffin crotch just wiped the DUH out of my brain. totally thought nuskank was a totally official websters dictionary term.

  18. Josh Duhamel
    Booyal
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks more like a japan relief shirt to me.

  19. Rebecca Gayheart
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    They let her drive?

  20. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    The ska festival is over. Please leave the premise.

  21. Tom Hanks
    Commented on this photo:

    You know you’re short when an Asian woman can touch the top of your head.

  22. Reese Witherspoon
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn, should have cleared that pube out of my throat before I left the hotel.”

  23. Vanessa Hudgens
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she was in “Sucker Punch”, not “Tan Riding Hood”. Oops, I meant “Red Riding Hood”. The color of her hood had me confused.

  24. Katherine Heigl
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think that is a boy….I think it is her dyke lover waiting for her to go make “boomboom”. Can anyone say, “Afternoon Delight”!

  25. Katie Price
    Cinnie
    Commented on this photo:

    Think of the reside left on that poor car seat… /barf

  26. Josh Duhamel
    Deuce
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re telling me that’s NOT Johnny Knoxville ?

  27. Alicia Silverstone
    chels
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s understomach. like underboob, but not hot.

  28. Josh Duhamel
    Spaghettti
    Commented on this photo:

    It is. It says ‘ganbare nihon’ – good luck japan

  29. Joe Jonas
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “Extra leash and collar-check: Piddle Pads–check; lip gloss-check;doggy bag with my dress and heels for later-check! Ok,we’re ready for our little outing!

  30. Alicia Silverstone
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I finally found a place to rest my glass.”

  31. Katherine Heigl
    Roughhousing
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry to inform you but the true star of this pic is not katherine heigl.

  32. Rebecca Gayheart
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Phylis Diller was dead!

  33. Katie Price
    Commented on this photo:

    well, after two days of Big Mac and Dble Cheese ads, i’m on my way to buy a couple.

  34. Katie Price
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    When Katie said, she wanted to be larger than life, no one thought she actually meant…LARGER!

  35. wrench

    38
    That’s I Q, right?

  36. Katherine Heigl
    Deuce
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she taking a picture of that asian janitor’s butt ?

  37. Joe Jonas
    Deuce
    Commented on this photo:

    That dog is badass !

  38. Booyal

    Wearing shirts that support recent tragedies are so uncool, good job superficial.

  39. Alicia Silverstone
    youcandieNOW
    Commented on this photo:

    They use the farts of pregnant vegans to turn cow hides into leather. Suck on that PETA!

  40. Britney Spears
    youcandieNOW
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew at least one of her kids would have a tail!

  41. Alicia Silverstone
    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    at least her belly dont have gross strecth marks, i hate stretch marks on women, esp when they are preg!!!

  42. Katherine Heigl
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Why has society let that be a hairstyle?

  43. Alicia Silverstone
    hmna
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice jowls.

  44. Katherine Heigl
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how most if not all of the comments are about that charming little asian child.

  45. Katie Price
    HC66
    Commented on this photo:

    You know all those times you sit around with the guys and talk about be smothered between a woman’s thighs? I think I just changed my mind.

  46. Reese Witherspoon
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Legally Dumb

  47. Alexander Skarsgard
    timmy the dying boy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nope, I can’t find it either.”

  48. Alexander Skarsgard
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man! that was smooth, totally!

  49. Joe Jonas
    timmy the dying boy
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, what a funny-looking mutt. The dog is ugly too.

  50. fatguyinalittleshirt

    Sunny D…… priceless!!! LMAO!! not the grape drink…. but freakin Sunny D…. hahahahahahahahah

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