“Mom says she bought Sunny D. Alright!”
And now for today’s smattering of random photos that I like to call The Crap We Missed: Super-pregnant Alicia Silverstone apparently decided maternity outfits are a scam and is gonna ride her normal clothes out. Alexander Skarsgard is the world’s worst drug customer, “Oh, right, those cameras follow me…,” Rebecca Gayheart gets ready for another game of Who Wants to Die? and Katie Price continues to stay classy.
That dude up there is 38,
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Daaaamn. She looks like a miniature Kirstie Alley now.
She looks like she ATE Kirstie Alley.
Anyone know what “Extremely Shitty Movie Title” is about?
It’s based on a book by Jonathan Safran Foer about an autistic kid who lost his father in 9/11. It’s better than it sounds, but it’s only good because the writer is talented. It probably won’t translate to film very well at all.
She looks like she’s ready to fart her ass off.
What is Mahiki and why did her labia go there?
I have no idea who this is, but she is disgusting! What the hell year does she live in, spandex, extensions and her cellulite ridden poon? Look at her hands, she is also old. Gross!
you’ve got to be kidding me. that is disgusting. i think i can smell that thru the computer.
MY EYES!!!!
Little did Britney realize that she wasn’t imagining the giant Armadillo penis stalking her son….(DUN DUN DUNNNN)
*cumfart*
That dude up there might be 38 but he has seen things that you and I can’t understand and that should have never been untucked. He’s probably regressing back to childhood because of the trauma.
“Ms? Ms! You forgot your face in my store, Ms!!”
i love you
Size queen
LMAO
“…heY Maan. Im almost outta untied leather boots bro. hook me up”
hahahahahaaha
…and the creature from Splice made a cameo!
I don’t think I can express just how much I want to high five that kid.
the coke parties in the Lincoln Bedroom during the Clinton years
[that was re: GravyLeg]
Not going to lie … I thought this was Beyonce.
seconded
I thought it was Jessica Simpson – an old photo.
I thought it was Denise Richards.
Oh dear. I thought for a second that Marylin Manson was somehow relevant again.
“Why, yes, I *do* know where babies come from. Would you like to see?”
best one here. can’t top that.
…are they looking? OMG! outta my pants. Get Outta MY PANTS!
“There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back as us, you blinked.” – Batman
And she finally realizes that yes, one day, she will look exactly like her mom.
“He told me he thought there was too much mousse in my hair and that it looked ‘greasy’, that’s when I reared back and scratched his eyes out”
“you mean no one is rubbing one off to me?”
Asian Party Boy Tired from all night Asian Party
Tom Hanks? Thought it was Fred Armisen.
hell yeah, looks just like him.
hanks turned into one ugly dood.
Modern, less furry ewok?
Hottest Muslim Furry of the day. I’d want to wear a headscarf too if I had a dead kangaroo draped around my shoulders.
I almost didn’t recognize her with clothes on.
What a big beautiful smile Katie Price has, she knows how to floss.
The Korean kid from the Starburst commercials grew up fast.
oh will you stop it, Evan Rachael Woods is over you.
She’s at the ‘fuck it, I don’t give a shit anymore, get this thing outta me’ stage.
This is what I fear a remake of “Big Trouble In Little China” would look like.
That’s no moose knuckle…
Harrison Ford
Shopping, wearing fugly boots, shopping for fugly boots… Does this ‘Disney kid’ do anything else?!?
He brung an extra shirt in case he spills his juice on the one he’s wearing
Well, my face is stuck this way…what’s your excuse?
Dude..don’t look, but right behind you is a guy with really shitty dreadlocks…
Is her chin pregnant too?
Nah, she’s just old.
If my hair isn’t perfect by the time I count to THREE, I’ll have you shot.
one, two, TH…
I don’t even know what it means, but all I can think is the word “babushka.”
From the look on her face, she’s trying to remember if she banged this photographer…
Does Coach make Bhurkas now?
Maybe. But that’s Louis Vuitton.
For a minute I thought she was taking a picture of his ass.
“No, I’m not John Travolta! He’s the other bald guy, over there ! “
Katherine Heigl eating lunch…and an asian rentboy waiting for his next pickup.
wow her p.r. baby grew up fast! and ugly.
When did Sylar get a dog?
So he swapped one beard for another. Still not fooling anyone.
yup, gaydar still detecting him from here
I hate it when millionaire celebrities dress like high school kids that dug their clothes out of dumpsters