The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.24.11

March 24th, 2011 // 328 Comments

“Mom says she bought Sunny D. Alright!”

And now for today’s smattering of random photos that I like to call The Crap We Missed: Super-pregnant Alicia Silverstone apparently decided maternity outfits are a scam and is gonna ride her normal clothes out. Alexander Skarsgard is the world’s worst drug customer, “Oh, right, those cameras follow me…,” Rebecca Gayheart gets ready for another game of Who Wants to Die? and Katie Price continues to stay classy.

That dude up there is 38,

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Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alicia Silverstone
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    Daaaamn. She looks like a miniature Kirstie Alley now.

  2. Tom Hanks
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    Anyone know what “Extremely Shitty Movie Title” is about?

    • MrsEllis

      It’s based on a book by Jonathan Safran Foer about an autistic kid who lost his father in 9/11. It’s better than it sounds, but it’s only good because the writer is talented. It probably won’t translate to film very well at all.

  3. Alicia Silverstone
    Deacon Jones
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    She looks like she’s ready to fart her ass off.

  4. Katie Price
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    What is Mahiki and why did her labia go there?

    • Tracey

      I have no idea who this is, but she is disgusting! What the hell year does she live in, spandex, extensions and her cellulite ridden poon? Look at her hands, she is also old. Gross!

  5. Katie Price
    isthatherpes?
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    you’ve got to be kidding me. that is disgusting. i think i can smell that thru the computer.

  6. Katie Price
    Jess
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    MY EYES!!!!

  7. Britney Spears
    Deacon Jones
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    Little did Britney realize that she wasn’t imagining the giant Armadillo penis stalking her son….(DUN DUN DUNNNN)

  8. Vanessa Hudgens
    Deacon Jones
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    *cumfart*

  9. Richard McBeef

    That dude up there might be 38 but he has seen things that you and I can’t understand and that should have never been untucked. He’s probably regressing back to childhood because of the trauma.

  10. Rebecca Gayheart
    Deacon Jones
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    “Ms? Ms! You forgot your face in my store, Ms!!”

  11. Katie Price
    Deacon Jones
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    Size queen

  12. Alexander Skarsgard
    Deacon Jones
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    “…heY Maan. Im almost outta untied leather boots bro. hook me up”

  13. Britney Spears
    Brellya
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    …and the creature from Splice made a cameo!

  14. Katherine Heigl
    Mandi
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    I don’t think I can express just how much I want to high five that kid.

  15. Tom Hanks
    chelsea
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    the coke parties in the Lincoln Bedroom during the Clinton years

  16. Katie Price
    Ashley Mc.
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    Not going to lie … I thought this was Beyonce.

  17. Lady Gaga
    Hausdrache
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    Oh dear. I thought for a second that Marylin Manson was somehow relevant again.

  18. Katie Price
    Hausdrache
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    “Why, yes, I *do* know where babies come from. Would you like to see?”

  19. Alexander Skarsgard
    Ksurfiws
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    …are they looking? OMG! outta my pants. Get Outta MY PANTS!

  20. Katie Price
    fiends
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    “There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back as us, you blinked.” – Batman

  21. Reese Witherspoon
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    And she finally realizes that yes, one day, she will look exactly like her mom.

  22. Tom Hanks
    Ksurfiws
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    “He told me he thought there was too much mousse in my hair and that it looked ‘greasy’, that’s when I reared back and scratched his eyes out”

  23. Reese Witherspoon
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    “you mean no one is rubbing one off to me?”

  24. Katherine Heigl
    Ksurfiws
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    Asian Party Boy Tired from all night Asian Party

  25. Tom Hanks
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    Tom Hanks? Thought it was Fred Armisen.

  26. Vanessa Hudgens
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    Modern, less furry ewok?

  27. Vanessa Hudgens
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    Hottest Muslim Furry of the day. I’d want to wear a headscarf too if I had a dead kangaroo draped around my shoulders.

  28. Vanessa Hudgens
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    I almost didn’t recognize her with clothes on.

  29. Eric

    What a big beautiful smile Katie Price has, she knows how to floss.

  30. Katherine Heigl
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    The Korean kid from the Starburst commercials grew up fast.

  31. Lady Gaga
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    oh will you stop it, Evan Rachael Woods is over you.

  32. Alicia Silverstone
    Satan's bitch
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    She’s at the ‘fuck it, I don’t give a shit anymore, get this thing outta me’ stage.

  33. Josh Duhamel
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    This is what I fear a remake of “Big Trouble In Little China” would look like.

  34. Katie Price
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    That’s no moose knuckle…

  35. Britney Spears
    Satan's bitch
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    Shopping, wearing fugly boots, shopping for fugly boots… Does this ‘Disney kid’ do anything else?!?

  36. Josh Duhamel
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    He brung an extra shirt in case he spills his juice on the one he’s wearing

  37. Reese Witherspoon
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    Well, my face is stuck this way…what’s your excuse?

  38. Alexander Skarsgard
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    Dude..don’t look, but right behind you is a guy with really shitty dreadlocks…

  39. Alicia Silverstone
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    Is her chin pregnant too?

  40. Tom Hanks
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    If my hair isn’t perfect by the time I count to THREE, I’ll have you shot.
    one, two, TH…

  41. Vanessa Hudgens
    Colin
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    I don’t even know what it means, but all I can think is the word “babushka.”

  42. Britney Spears
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    From the look on her face, she’s trying to remember if she banged this photographer…

  43. Vanessa Hudgens
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    Does Coach make Bhurkas now?

  44. Katherine Heigl
    Colin
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    For a minute I thought she was taking a picture of his ass.

  45. Alexander Skarsgard
    The Critical Crassness
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    “No, I’m not John Travolta! He’s the other bald guy, over there ! “

  46. Katherine Heigl
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    Katherine Heigl eating lunch…and an asian rentboy waiting for his next pickup.

  47. Katherine Heigl
    who cares?
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    wow her p.r. baby grew up fast! and ugly.

  48. Joe Jonas
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    When did Sylar get a dog?

  49. Joe Jonas
    Colin
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    So he swapped one beard for another. Still not fooling anyone.

  50. Josh Duhamel
    eric
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    I hate it when millionaire celebrities dress like high school kids that dug their clothes out of dumpsters

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