The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.9.12

February 9th, 2012 // 480 Comments

“Shit. Did my nose fall off again?”

Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even come close to looking like Kim Kardashian (But, seriously, good effort.) and Mark Ruffalo with his kids who apparently don’t like him when he’s angry and, Christ, now I’m making nerd jokes.

This woman is 30 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Just throwing that out there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Spade
    chisom.obi
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    “Look, kids, a falling star!”

  2. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage amFAR New York Gala
    vgirl
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    She is a person I would highly recommend a breast lift/implants. When you need tape to hold your girls up, it is time.

  3. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    The Winchester
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    I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

  4. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    AtomicMug
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    Well, so much for my theory: “You’ve never seen Amber Rose’s ass and her pug in the same pic at the same time.”

  5. Torrie Wilson Bra See Through Shirt
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    Tore up Wilson

  6. Corey Feldman Louise Glover
    chris breezy boxing academy
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    not pictured: her self respect

  7. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
    SoWhat
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    Wonder what all of YOU look like….she’s famous and your sitting behind a computer talking about how fat she is, while she has no idea who YOU are….interesting

    • Three things:
      1) That’s what happens on this website.
      2) Your statement implies that we all want to be famous; this is a fallacy.
      3) If you’re going to wag your finger at people, please know the difference between your and you’re.

  8. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    Tillman
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    “Fly, my pretties! FLY!”

  9. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    Tillman
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    The new Monsanto spokewoman – “Without chemicals, life itself is, like, impossible! I know, right?”

  10. Amber Heard Tight Dress
    Tillman
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    The cheeseburger belongs to a friend. She ordered the fish tacos…

  11. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
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    “My apologies I thought those were cuts on your wrists. Carry on.”

  12. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    Nooken
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    Bring me a heart… I don’t care where you get it… momma has to eat.

  13. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
    dur
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    What’s with all of these white girls now trying to ft bodies like black girls? When you have to pay for it then its a fail.

  14. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    arnieblackblack
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    A natural beauty. And tits

    • browny

      She has had a nose job and botox and fillers. No natural beauty there. See the pic of here in that Versace dress all those years ago and notice th huge difference in her visage. Not saying she doesn’t look good but she IS NOT A NATURAL BEAUTY>

  15. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
    arnieblackblack
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    He’s holding the hand of that woman’s daughter who he’s actually dating/interested in/grooming – delete as applicable

  16. Corey Feldman Louise Glover
    arnieblackblack
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    She’s a failed UK fame-whore – Imagine how low you gotta go to have fame by association with this guy ?

  17. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage amFAR New York Gala
    arnieblackblack
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    I like her fat sister

  18. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    hollyhood
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    she’s looking for her self-respect, and possibly her career. too bad she won’t find either one.

  19. Kate Middleton First Solo Appearance
    Quijibo
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    She looks more British than usual here.

  20. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    AteIsEnough
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    Still a teen’s wet dream! I love sexy older women. God bless them!!

  21. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
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    Eight black guys were killed in a multi-car pile up right after that pic was taken.

  22. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
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    He’s…the most interesting has been in the world.

  23. Corey Feldman Louise Glover
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    Good thing he got all that pirate treasure to live on.

  24. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    Jaycee
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh…there it is

  25. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    Jaycee
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish I could think of something negative to say…but I can’t…I just can’t

  26. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Spread your wings and fly!

  27. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Aunt Jemima has evolved…

  28. Corey Feldman Louise Glover
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who? Who? And why?

  29. Paula Patton Bra See Through Dress
    squishy
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    Every bridesmaids worst nightmare!

  30. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    squishy
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    She’s still alive…embalmed maybe?

  31. Ellie Kemper Make Up Malfunction
    squishy
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    Who? And WTF is on her nose?

  32. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    Sliver
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    It’s….alive???

  33. Kate Middleton First Solo Appearance
    Sliver
    Commented on this photo:

    Gain some fuckin weight already. And I *mean* fucking weight.

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