The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.9.12

February 9th, 2012 // 480 Comments

“Shit. Did my nose fall off again?”

Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even come close to looking like Kim Kardashian (But, seriously, good effort.) and Mark Ruffalo with his kids who apparently don’t like him when he’s angry and, Christ, now I’m making nerd jokes.

This woman is 30 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Just throwing that out there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ellie Kemper Make Up Malfunction
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    Did Rumer Willis find her mom’s stash again?

  2. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    GMILF

  3. Torrie Wilson Bra See Through Shirt
    Do_Freebird
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    Stripper tits just don’t look good on Stalone type bodies.

  4. Paula Patton Bra See Through Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Do her breasts know we can see them watching us through the curtains?

  5. David Spade
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    And David Spade becomes the latest victim of identity theft in 3…2…1…

  6. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Frank Burns
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    How come Elton John is carrying Jim’s luggage?

  7. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oh…. NOW I know what he meant when he said he wanted to skullfuck Emma Stone.

  8. Corey Feldman Louise Glover
    GeorgeWBush
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    You know she’s doing him with a big Michael Jackson [censored by ADMIN] strap-on

  9. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
    Do_Freebird
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    The thing is, she seems to be happy in her body, she probably just got tired of eating 300 calories a day. Let her go fish, let her go where all the other carb loving Hollywood types who can’t stand to eat 3 meals a week go to be left alone.

    After all, you still have Kirstie Alley, God bless that fame whoring pig.

  10. Mark Ruffalo Kids Mardi Gras Beads
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The boy’s reaction upon being told he would have to pull up his shirt for beads instead of his little sister.

  11. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Beautiful breasts like that make me yearn for a prostitute named Divine.

  12. Torrie Wilson Bra See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    5 o’clock shadow.

  13. Kate Middleton First Solo Appearance
    Do_Freebird
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    Mark my words – she will not age well.

  14. Amber Heard Tight Dress
    GeorgeWBush
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    DAME, now that’s one fine ass profile

  15. Paula Patton Bra See Through Dress
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    Can one of you women here become Paula’s newest girlfriend and give her some fashion advice? Obviously she has no one in her life to tell her that you don’t wear a bra like that under that dress.

    • yoyoblack

      yes, thank you! i am tired of those “bras” it’s like, why wear anything at all?? they’re still flopping around. if it’s just to cover up nips, use petals

  16. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Charles was in charge, but then he went screaming in the opposite direction.

  17. Ellie Kemper Make Up Malfunction
    Do_Freebird
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    Isn’t she aware that you can sand spackling compound?

  18. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    Senate sneaks in SOPA under a new name
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    Ou la la…her beauty even transcends the awful vision of the defilement from dennis leary – that son of a whore deserves a shove down the stairs

  19. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think the kid in the stomach is older than the kid on the stomach.

  20. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Well, I guess we now know why they don’t like women.

  21. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    bigalkie
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    Tell em Large Marge sent ya!

  22. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Anastasia’s got the face of a woman sick of being told he’s going to “Putin it in” her in a bad faux-Russian accent.

  23. David Spade
    bigalkie
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    ” That’s right. I’m baffled too. I am not masculine, I’m ugly as shit, I’m a total wimp and I’m unfunny, yet, I still fuck beautiful women all the time “.

  24. Mark Ruffalo Kids Mardi Gras Beads
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    “Keep your hands where I can see them and act like you’re having a good time or I swear to fucking Christ you’ll never see Mr. Pickles alive again.”

  25. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage amFAR New York Gala
    Cock Dr
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    She probably spent a couple grand on that weave but she couldn’t find a bra that fit nicely under that dress?

  26. Amber Heard Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’ll bite that ass. Oh, Amber’s not bad either.

  27. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    JANE
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    She’s starting to look exactly like Jocelyn Wildenstein, wow.

    • Meow

      Right!

      That’s what I was thinking. It’s strange how when women get plastic surgery they all start to resemble Jocelyn aka cat or lion lady. Very strange.

      • AnnaDraconida

        They’re all getting their skin pulled tight like crazy. They’d look much better if they just aged normally.

      • yayme

        I wonder how uncomfortable it must be to have a face pulled so tight. Why do these women view their faces like an item and not what it really is THEIR FACE.
        Whatever happened to self love?
        I would never to that to myself and I thank Jocelyn and Janet for this.

    • Misana

      TOOK THE WORDS OUT MY MOUTH.

  28. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I pulled a career out of my ass”

  29. Amber Heard Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Another starlet that has a small torture- by-hair-products dog.
    Let’s hope there are lots of nice perks to being owned by Ms Heard.

  30. David Spade
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    He must hate going to the airport. What seems like miles of glass in which to see a reflection of some douche you just can’t help but make a snarky comment about, only to realize time and time again that’s it’s just you.

  31. Amber Heard Tight Dress
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    “So who wants to take my temperature?” I imagine her saying in my fantasies.

  32. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Branding gone amok. She must want her body shape and her surname to match.

  33. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    So Jim’s in love with Garfunkel.

  34. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
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    Amber Jemima.

  35. David Spade
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    He looks like my Uncle Henry.

  36. Mark Ruffalo Kids Mardi Gras Beads
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Awww I thought it was tits… ‘Show us your kids’. That explains a lot.

  37. Mark Ruffalo Kids Mardi Gras Beads
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    “Daddy, why is Joe Francis following us with a camera?”

  38. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    I’d still wreck the family truckster over her.

  39. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    AnnaDraconida
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    Her forehead has SEXY tattooed all over it. In invisible ink.

  40. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage amFAR New York Gala
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    Body of a model, mouth like McDonald’s.

  41. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    About to go flying again. Why doesn’t she just wear a helmet?

  42. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    She's banging hot
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    That mouth would be the joy ride of a lifetime.

  43. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    cc
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    Just so I know if I ever go out for dinner…is a red velour jacket, a red tie, charcoal slacks and red pumas what dapper gentlemen are wearing this year?

  44. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    He's so dumb
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    She’s going to get all that money.

  45. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    Barry Gordo
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    She just needed an American.

  46. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
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    You have to give Wilmer credit. He gets A gradetail in NY City without the lure of Yankee memorabilia.

  47. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
    Freod
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    That does not look like a kitchen.

  48. David Spade
    Chowda
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    Brad Pitt looks better with Sunglasses

  49. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
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    If only the Disney execs had thought the same thing.

  50. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
    Glendale
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    Remember that girl a few years back that wouldn’t suck your dick, well we found her.

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