“Shit. Did my nose fall off again?”
Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even come close to looking like Kim Kardashian (But, seriously, good effort.) and Mark Ruffalo with his kids who apparently don’t like him when he’s angry and, Christ, now I’m making nerd jokes.
This woman is 30 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Just throwing that out there,
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Did Rumer Willis find her mom’s stash again?
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Stripper tits just don’t look good on Stalone type bodies.
Do her breasts know we can see them watching us through the curtains?
that’s part of the “pop-up gallery”.
And David Spade becomes the latest victim of identity theft in 3…2…1…
I know I keep going on about the zoom feature. Apparently it has more uses than just looking at cameltoes and nipples.
Now Skippy knows where he lives.
How come Elton John is carrying Jim’s luggage?
Oh…. NOW I know what he meant when he said he wanted to skullfuck Emma Stone.
You know she’s doing him with a big Michael Jackson [censored by ADMIN] strap-on
The thing is, she seems to be happy in her body, she probably just got tired of eating 300 calories a day. Let her go fish, let her go where all the other carb loving Hollywood types who can’t stand to eat 3 meals a week go to be left alone.
After all, you still have Kirstie Alley, God bless that fame whoring pig.
It looks like Luke Skywalker could be comfortable in her body, to stay warm!
And I thought she smelled bad………………..on the outside
ok that’s just great
BAHGAHAHAHAHHAHA
The boy’s reaction upon being told he would have to pull up his shirt for beads instead of his little sister.
Beautiful breasts like that make me yearn for a prostitute named Divine.
5 o’clock shadow.
Mark my words – she will not age well.
Given that her measuring stick is Camilla Parker Bowles, she’d do alright.
Seriously.
She’s already not aging well. I can’t believe she’s like what 28? Too much sun worshipping.
DAME, now that’s one fine ass profile
Can one of you women here become Paula’s newest girlfriend and give her some fashion advice? Obviously she has no one in her life to tell her that you don’t wear a bra like that under that dress.
yes, thank you! i am tired of those “bras” it’s like, why wear anything at all?? they’re still flopping around. if it’s just to cover up nips, use petals
Charles was in charge, but then he went screaming in the opposite direction.
Isn’t she aware that you can sand spackling compound?
Ou la la…her beauty even transcends the awful vision of the defilement from dennis leary – that son of a whore deserves a shove down the stairs
I think the kid in the stomach is older than the kid on the stomach.
Well, I guess we now know why they don’t like women.
Tell em Large Marge sent ya!
Anastasia’s got the face of a woman sick of being told he’s going to “Putin it in” her in a bad faux-Russian accent.
” That’s right. I’m baffled too. I am not masculine, I’m ugly as shit, I’m a total wimp and I’m unfunny, yet, I still fuck beautiful women all the time “.
I have to see, the reality of this is rather depressing.
Well, you know what they say. Women love funny men. He must have some good bootlegs of actual comics.
“Keep your hands where I can see them and act like you’re having a good time or I swear to fucking Christ you’ll never see Mr. Pickles alive again.”
She probably spent a couple grand on that weave but she couldn’t find a bra that fit nicely under that dress?
I’ll bite that ass. Oh, Amber’s not bad either.
She’s starting to look exactly like Jocelyn Wildenstein, wow.
Right!
That’s what I was thinking. It’s strange how when women get plastic surgery they all start to resemble Jocelyn aka cat or lion lady. Very strange.
They’re all getting their skin pulled tight like crazy. They’d look much better if they just aged normally.
I wonder how uncomfortable it must be to have a face pulled so tight. Why do these women view their faces like an item and not what it really is THEIR FACE.
Whatever happened to self love?
I would never to that to myself and I thank Jocelyn and Janet for this.
TOOK THE WORDS OUT MY MOUTH.
“I pulled a career out of my ass”
Another starlet that has a small torture- by-hair-products dog.
Let’s hope there are lots of nice perks to being owned by Ms Heard.
Leg humping.
He must hate going to the airport. What seems like miles of glass in which to see a reflection of some douche you just can’t help but make a snarky comment about, only to realize time and time again that’s it’s just you.
“So who wants to take my temperature?” I imagine her saying in my fantasies.
Branding gone amok. She must want her body shape and her surname to match.
So Jim’s in love with Garfunkel.
Amber Jemima.
He looks like my Uncle Henry.
Awww I thought it was tits… ‘Show us your kids’. That explains a lot.
haha
“Daddy, why is Joe Francis following us with a camera?”
Zing!
I’d still wreck the family truckster over her.
Her forehead has SEXY tattooed all over it. In invisible ink.
Body of a model, mouth like McDonald’s.
About to go flying again. Why doesn’t she just wear a helmet?
That mouth would be the joy ride of a lifetime.
Just so I know if I ever go out for dinner…is a red velour jacket, a red tie, charcoal slacks and red pumas what dapper gentlemen are wearing this year?
She’s going to get all that money.
She just needed an American.
You have to give Wilmer credit. He gets A gradetail in NY City without the lure of Yankee memorabilia.
He puts a Season 1 DVD of That 70s Show in every cab seat.
That does not look like a kitchen.
Brad Pitt looks better with Sunglasses
If only the Disney execs had thought the same thing.
Remember that girl a few years back that wouldn’t suck your dick, well we found her.