The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.9.12

February 9th, 2012 // 480 Comments

“Shit. Did my nose fall off again?”

Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even come close to looking like Kim Kardashian (But, seriously, good effort.) and Mark Ruffalo with his kids who apparently don’t like him when he’s angry and, Christ, now I’m making nerd jokes.

This woman is 30 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Just throwing that out there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
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    So all it takes to be famous now is a gigantic ass?

  2. David Spade
    MRF
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    David Spade showing the paps how you score all that sweet playboy poontang.

  3. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
    Cock Dr
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    Aw, that’s rough. The carbs won.

  4. Torrie Wilson Bra See Through Shirt
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    Kelly Ripa’s on a ‘roid rage!

  5. Ellie Kemper Make Up Malfunction
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    Good thing McGowan left that nose lying around.

  6. David Spade
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    40-something years old and he finally got his first pube. Good for you, little fella.

  7. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
    Shorty80
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    I shouldn’t admit I know this, but that’s Kevin on the right, not Nick.

  8. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
    MRF
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    How the Jonii maintain their heterosexuality

  9. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
    Cock Dr
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    The douchebag alarm is ringing.

  10. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
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    Suddenly, Tina Louise doesn’t look so bad.

  11. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
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    She has aged nicely. I’d hit it and hang around for breakfast.

  12. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
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    Hah! you can see her bra strap! She is going to be SO humiliated.

  13. Torrie Wilson Bra See Through Shirt
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    I thought the Wilson’s were all fat.

  14. Kate Middleton First Solo Appearance
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    The Royal Cum Dumpster.

  15. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
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    Bag Lady is bitter someone took her shopping cart.

  16. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
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    is there…uh…more than one Nicole Eggert?

  17. Amber Heard Tight Dress
    Flame on
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    She’s so wonderful.

  18. Ellie Kemper Make Up Malfunction
    Johnny P!
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    I don’t know what the big deal about coke is. I’ve been sneaking away to the Ladies’ to “powder my nose” for months now, and I’ve never felt the least bit high.

  19. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
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    Jesus, like a few sit-ups would kill her?

  20. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage amFAR New York Gala
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    Eye transplant?

  21. Amber Heard Tight Dress
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    I wanna smell her fingers.

  22. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
    Hatelosers
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    I like how she only gains belly weight

  23. Corey Feldman Louise Glover
    bonerspunk
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    How long must we wait till he overdoses on propofol?

    • Trek Girl

      Uh, propofol? I doubt he would be using propofol.

      • Snack pack

        I think it has to do with that single stupid glove he stupidly wears all the stupid time. Like MJ used to. Before he OD’d on Propofol.

      • Trek Girl

        @Snack Pack: Oh, ok. I’ve only recently become aware of Corey Feldman, so I didn’t make the Michael Jackson connection. Thanks for explaining that to me.

  24. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    “Does this dress make my bulge look big?”

  25. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    “See? You can’t even tell where the machine gun used to be.”

  26. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
    pretty vacant
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    not really a smart move considering how so many people would run over kim kardashian with their cars if given the chance.

  27. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    Door man thinking: Don’t look back or I’ll turn to stone… Don’t look back… Is she still there?

  28. Amber Heard Tight Dress
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    Are you taking requests on where you are going to put that?

  29. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    Hatelosers
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    oh no her eyes are starting to resemble the cat ladys

  30. Torrie Wilson Bra See Through Shirt
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    Princess dress or coat? Which one to wear… That A-Rod guy is freaky…. hummm….

  31. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
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    Ass 1, fence 0.

  32. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
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    See no fat chicks
    Hear no fat chicks
    OMG, do they mean ME?

  33. David Spade
    pretty vacant
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    the rookie paps always get the shit end of the daily celeb stick to follow.

  34. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage amFAR New York Gala
    Hatelosers
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    Skinny doesn’t suit her. She got skinny but got those weird line around her mouth, same thing with raven.

  35. Frank Burns

    Now I really am “Charmed”! Ha! Clever, right?

  36. Mark Ruffalo Kids Mardi Gras Beads
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    “Daddy…we don’t WANT to see their tits.”

  37. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Why yes, I *can* count to hamburger”

  38. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
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    All I can hear in my mind is Obi Wan saying “That’s no moon”

  39. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    Do_Freebird
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    It must be tough to be 40 years old and suddenly realize that your relationship with Marilyn Manson is your life’s crowning achievement.

  40. David Spade
    BP
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    ONE OF THE NICEST/FUNNIEST GUYS YOU WILL EVER MEET!
    HUNG OUT WITH HIM AT BOA IN W. HOLLYWOOD!

  41. Girl

    Last four posts rip into women. Each contain hostile/abusive language regarding women. Back off. Or keep it up and watch the site close down. Taking screen shots and sending to a few organizations, in case you didn’t know that already.

    • Dee

      Who goes to a site named “The superficial” to find wholesome, supportive posts?? If this isn’t your cup of tea..no one is making you drink it.

    • Cameron

      Obvious troll is obvious.

      Troll Hard 2 – Troll Harder

    • fuckityfuck

      pull your Lillith fair edition vibrator out of your nose its scrambling whats left of your brain, you dont have to be a man to enjoy this site you just need a sense of humor, tits or gtfo!

    • Snarf

      Last time I checked, this was till America….

    • A Few Organizations

      We confirm that this site has been reported to us by Girl. However, one of our organizations is a bakery in Chula Vista, another is a custom car auto parts store specializing in British imports, and the final organization is a penal system half-way house in Canada. To conclude, stop sending this shit, you looney twat.

      • That Bastard Tony

        Funny how Girl makes no mention of the abusive posts towards men on this site. No one cares about men anymore. It is sad.

        Also, I still want to taste Rose. That is all.

  42. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
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    “Lissen… just take these $50 and go home… I don’t pay you for sex.. I pay you to leave…”

  43. Ellie Kemper Make Up Malfunction
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    Tony Montana got nuttin’ on Ellie.

  44. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    Do_Freebird
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    A Kim Kardashian without the grace and style. Wait, What?

  45. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
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    “You shall not dethrone me unborn one….” Puts her into a leg lock

  46. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage amFAR New York Gala
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    She’s got those kind of titties that look like if you took away the support, they’d sag down to points and basically have the consistency of a bread bag filled with warm air. You know, “used to be a fat chick” breasts.

    Lesson ladies…stay fat, at least SOME guys like that.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      We can put a plane down on the Hudson but we can’t put a dress on one. What happened America?

    • Nik

      No they just need to lose weight then immediately see a plastic surgeon for frikin breast reconstruction. A breast lift or whatever its called.

  47. Mark Ruffalo Kids Mardi Gras Beads
    Do_Freebird
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    You little bastards are going to have FUN if I have to BEAT it into you.

  48. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
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    See no gay
    Hear no gay
    Blow no gay… er… I mean speak no gay…

  49. Corey Feldman Louise Glover
    pretty scary
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    the earth tones are blastin mah too cool 4 school meter into the stratosphere of trending dog. peace.

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