“Shit. Did my nose fall off again?”
Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even come close to looking like Kim Kardashian (But, seriously, good effort.) and Mark Ruffalo with his kids who apparently don’t like him when he’s angry and, Christ, now I’m making nerd jokes.
This woman is 30 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Just throwing that out there,
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So all it takes to be famous now is a gigantic ass?
Do you not recall Vida Guerra?
David Spade showing the paps how you score all that sweet playboy poontang.
Aw, that’s rough. The carbs won.
Kelly Ripa’s on a ‘roid rage!
Good thing McGowan left that nose lying around.
40-something years old and he finally got his first pube. Good for you, little fella.
I shouldn’t admit I know this, but that’s Kevin on the right, not Nick.
haha
shorty is right
I however am not ashamed
Man card….now…give it…
How the Jonii maintain their heterosexuality
The douchebag alarm is ringing.
Suddenly, Tina Louise doesn’t look so bad.
She has aged nicely. I’d hit it and hang around for breakfast.
Hah! you can see her bra strap! She is going to be SO humiliated.
That’s a harness….
I thought the Wilson’s were all fat.
This only shows her from the front… Stop me now…There’s two sides to every Torrie.
That was far to clever for this group. Well done.
TOO clever for you I think?
The Royal Cum Dumpster.
Bag Lady is bitter someone took her shopping cart.
is there…uh…more than one Nicole Eggert?
Nope, just the big FATASS you see here.
There was but she ate her…
She’s so wonderful.
No way not Summer http://image.photography5.com/10575550/Female%20Celebrities/Nicole-Eggert/Nicole-Eggert-8.JPG
I don’t know what the big deal about coke is. I’ve been sneaking away to the Ladies’ to “powder my nose” for months now, and I’ve never felt the least bit high.
Jesus, like a few sit-ups would kill her?
Eye transplant?
I wanna smell her fingers.
I like how she only gains belly weight
How long must we wait till he overdoses on propofol?
Uh, propofol? I doubt he would be using propofol.
I think it has to do with that single stupid glove he stupidly wears all the stupid time. Like MJ used to. Before he OD’d on Propofol.
@Snack Pack: Oh, ok. I’ve only recently become aware of Corey Feldman, so I didn’t make the Michael Jackson connection. Thanks for explaining that to me.
“Does this dress make my bulge look big?”
“See? You can’t even tell where the machine gun used to be.”
not really a smart move considering how so many people would run over kim kardashian with their cars if given the chance.
Door man thinking: Don’t look back or I’ll turn to stone… Don’t look back… Is she still there?
Are you taking requests on where you are going to put that?
oh no her eyes are starting to resemble the cat ladys
Princess dress or coat? Which one to wear… That A-Rod guy is freaky…. hummm….
Ass 1, fence 0.
See no fat chicks
Hear no fat chicks
OMG, do they mean ME?
+1
the rookie paps always get the shit end of the daily celeb stick to follow.
Skinny doesn’t suit her. She got skinny but got those weird line around her mouth, same thing with raven.
Now I really am “Charmed”! Ha! Clever, right?
“Daddy…we don’t WANT to see their tits.”
“Why yes, I *can* count to hamburger”
All I can hear in my mind is Obi Wan saying “That’s no moon”
It must be tough to be 40 years old and suddenly realize that your relationship with Marilyn Manson is your life’s crowning achievement.
ONE OF THE NICEST/FUNNIEST GUYS YOU WILL EVER MEET!
HUNG OUT WITH HIM AT BOA IN W. HOLLYWOOD!
Last four posts rip into women. Each contain hostile/abusive language regarding women. Back off. Or keep it up and watch the site close down. Taking screen shots and sending to a few organizations, in case you didn’t know that already.
Who goes to a site named “The superficial” to find wholesome, supportive posts?? If this isn’t your cup of tea..no one is making you drink it.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Troll Hard 2 – Troll Harder
pull your Lillith fair edition vibrator out of your nose its scrambling whats left of your brain, you dont have to be a man to enjoy this site you just need a sense of humor, tits or gtfo!
Last time I checked, this was till America….
We confirm that this site has been reported to us by Girl. However, one of our organizations is a bakery in Chula Vista, another is a custom car auto parts store specializing in British imports, and the final organization is a penal system half-way house in Canada. To conclude, stop sending this shit, you looney twat.
Funny how Girl makes no mention of the abusive posts towards men on this site. No one cares about men anymore. It is sad.
Also, I still want to taste Rose. That is all.
“Lissen… just take these $50 and go home… I don’t pay you for sex.. I pay you to leave…”
This ^
Tony Montana got nuttin’ on Ellie.
So long as she left ‘her lil’ friend’ at home, things should go okay.
A Kim Kardashian without the grace and style. Wait, What?
“You shall not dethrone me unborn one….” Puts her into a leg lock
“SCISSORS CHOP!!!!”
She’s got those kind of titties that look like if you took away the support, they’d sag down to points and basically have the consistency of a bread bag filled with warm air. You know, “used to be a fat chick” breasts.
Lesson ladies…stay fat, at least SOME guys like that.
We can put a plane down on the Hudson but we can’t put a dress on one. What happened America?
No they just need to lose weight then immediately see a plastic surgeon for frikin breast reconstruction. A breast lift or whatever its called.
You little bastards are going to have FUN if I have to BEAT it into you.
See no gay
Hear no gay
Blow no gay… er… I mean speak no gay…
the earth tones are blastin mah too cool 4 school meter into the stratosphere of trending dog. peace.