The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.7.13

February 7th, 2013 // 333 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high school gave me detention once, which I’ve clearly gotten over. I don’t know why you even brought it up. Anyway, stateside I finally figured out who Janice Dickinson reminds me of and it’s Arseface. Shotgun suicide fail or actual physical embodiment of what an asshole-shaped face could look like, take your pick. That’s literally the nicest way I can describe her.

Yes, I had to reference a comic book or lose my job,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Cuffed Jeans Boots Seducing Old Lady
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    “Do you need help tying tour shoes young man?”
    “What do I look like, an idiot?”

  2. Sharon Leal Cleavage 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
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    Such a pretty girl, coming all this way to masturbate. At least she brought her own dildo.

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
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    Thank you, Photo Boy. This makes up for some of the previous ugliness.

  4. Heidi Montag
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    At least she’s not like, well…scrawny, or anything like that.

  5. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
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    I have to ponder what her ethnic background is that gave her that beautiful red hair.

  6. Jessica White Cleavage Boob Window 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
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    She looks like the Medals & Emblems display at the Army/Navy Store.

  7. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
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    “Little girl, you’re going to need to bend those knees a whole lot more if you’re expecting any kind of respect or reciprocation…”

  8. Samantha Mumba Butt Tight Dress Whole Planet Foundation Pre-Grammy Benefit Concert
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    I’d love to use that ass for a steak platter.

  9. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    TheCynic
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    They got their dad’s fake nose.

  10. Jenna Dewan Nipples Pregnant Belly
    TheCynic
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    All day, Baby! See what I did there?

  11. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit
    TheCynic
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    I thought exercise was supposed to make a woman less repulsive than she was before she started?

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
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    She used to be hot and cute. What has happened?

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
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    What is the dog’s breed? It’s marvelous!!!

  14. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Valentines Day Reveal
    richie
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    So damn perfect.

  15. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
    rrr
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    you know irish girls do tend to have a bit more booty than anglo saxon girls for some reason, they are WHITE WHITE WHITE, will never tan but have a little ghetto booty- amusing combination.

  16. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    After seeing the entire brood, I would consider Khloe quite lucky that she doesn’t have to live out back with Ruprecht the monkey boy.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
    tidbit
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    A horse in sheep’s clothing.
    Fuck the wolf.

  18. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    If the doctors made her occular vagioplasties this tight, I can’t image the work to the meat curtains below.

  19. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit
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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Unsee. Unsee. Go back and watch Charles in Charge and Baywatch to rid my mind of this……

  20. Tim Robbins 63rd Annual International Film Festival Berlin
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    All these comments are great, and all should be acknowledged!

  21. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
    Bam
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    HURRY UP AND BUY

  22. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
    Fuzzy Dustmtie
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    Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees look at these!

  23. Tim Robbins 63rd Annual International Film Festival Berlin
    Hugh Jazz
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    “Hey, Grandma! Walmart’s down the street!”

  24. Heidi Montag
    tom
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    Nice job ruining your face, idiot.

  25. Prince Charles Laughing Drinking
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    Good god a’mighty…Charles and I are about the same age. I hope I don’t look that bad.

  26. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit
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    Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
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    Once again, putting the horse before the car.

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