Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high school gave me detention once, which I’ve clearly gotten over. I don’t know why you even brought it up. Anyway, stateside I finally figured out who Janice Dickinson reminds me of and it’s Arseface. Shotgun suicide fail or actual physical embodiment of what an asshole-shaped face could look like, take your pick. That’s literally the nicest way I can describe her.
Yes, I had to reference a comic book or lose my job,
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“Do you need help tying tour shoes young man?”
“What do I look like, an idiot?”
Such a pretty girl, coming all this way to masturbate. At least she brought her own dildo.
Thank you, Photo Boy. This makes up for some of the previous ugliness.
At least she’s not like, well…scrawny, or anything like that.
I have to ponder what her ethnic background is that gave her that beautiful red hair.
Wait! I just figured it out. She is half Bozo the Clown and half Raggedy Ann.
She looks like the Medals & Emblems display at the Army/Navy Store.
“Little girl, you’re going to need to bend those knees a whole lot more if you’re expecting any kind of respect or reciprocation…”
I’d love to use that ass for a steak platter.
They got their dad’s fake nose.
All day, Baby! See what I did there?
I thought exercise was supposed to make a woman less repulsive than she was before she started?
She used to be hot and cute. What has happened?
What is the dog’s breed? It’s marvelous!!!
So damn perfect.
you know irish girls do tend to have a bit more booty than anglo saxon girls for some reason, they are WHITE WHITE WHITE, will never tan but have a little ghetto booty- amusing combination.
After seeing the entire brood, I would consider Khloe quite lucky that she doesn’t have to live out back with Ruprecht the monkey boy.
A horse in sheep’s clothing.
Fuck the wolf.
If the doctors made her occular vagioplasties this tight, I can’t image the work to the meat curtains below.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unsee. Unsee. Go back and watch Charles in Charge and Baywatch to rid my mind of this……
All these comments are great, and all should be acknowledged!
HURRY UP AND BUY
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees look at these!
“Hey, Grandma! Walmart’s down the street!”
Nice job ruining your face, idiot.
Good god a’mighty…Charles and I are about the same age. I hope I don’t look that bad.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen…
Once again, putting the horse before the car.