Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high school gave me detention once, which I’ve clearly gotten over. I don’t know why you even brought it up. Anyway, stateside I finally figured out who Janice Dickinson reminds me of and it’s Arseface. Shotgun suicide fail or actual physical embodiment of what an asshole-shaped face could look like, take your pick. That’s literally the nicest way I can describe her.
Yes, I had to reference a comic book or lose my job,
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If you look closely, every chair is empty by the stage. This is just sad. So sad…
BTW, would still bone.
“Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle!”
Sweet JESUS!! What is happening to everyone in Hollywood?! If you’re out of the lime light for at least three years it looks like your face starts to melt!!
Looks like a glass of diced avocadoes or cig butts floating in their juices
This is just getting sad now. So sad…
BTW, would still bone.
How the hell can she see through those little slits?
Practice.
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damn it, you just made me spit water on my keyboard. Nice one.
I have no idea who these people are.
the one on the left is rumer willis idk about the other.
The sad part is that I always get invited to parties like this, but I’m the guy in the back with the goatee and outfit. And yes, I do leave the house thinking I look good.
“I’ll take one of each, please. Yes, to go. My change? Why thank yo… actually never mind. I just finished what I was going to do.”
Wilmer steps up and snags his latest Wilford Brimley rebound.
Dublin…
Another place i shall cut from my “escaping Brazilian carnival” list.
Ironically, she is now shaped like an egg.
The fact that this troll was once hot enough to be probed by the legendary Neeson sword is disturbing, to say the least.
All that surgery to look like a shiny Mrs. Potato Head.
Money well spent.
Muffin-tit. That’s .. uh … hot?
Steve Buscemi looks very happy…
Well, she certainly tries hard. Speaking of things I’m not at the moment.
The fact that she is soccer fan makes her even hotter.
German chicks are hot!
Oh dear god.
*shrinkage*
Whoever let her go out on a fashion catwalk in a bright red dress that doesn’t fit should be punished.
You can see the outline of her Spanx dammit. There was no backup dress? This was it?
Is that a booger?
I try to concentrate on the small things to avoid the horrible bigger picture.
And here I thought that Otho had died
I’m sure they’ll both lead balanced happy lives…if they can escape the mind control powers of the matriarch.
Looks like right now she’s firmly in control. She’s marketing her hyper-sexualized moppets good and hard.
That must have been some text message.
That is one hell of a fabric optical illusion.
Can we get some shots of that party as it was about an hour later?
I think Jesus would be pleased.
TURN AROUND
Please
The Poopy Happy Zipper Jumpsuit! Soooo jalous!!!
Love is wonderful.
More orgasms = happier world
Men should not flat iron their hair. Doesn’t look right.
Analysis incomplete.
At least, the mole took the attention away from the zombie stare. I kinda miss it.
Jowls AND bifocals? Billy Bob is about to fall down, unable to get up. Sad.
OMG! Her chin grew back!!!
“Hurry! Hurry! We need to take a few pounds out of that forehead right away, or it’s going to totally collapse upon itself!”
Not seen: The rest of the Baywatch Reunion cast standing directly behind her.
And they said the Mammogram Dress would never catch on!
Who? Who? And who?
precisely what I was wondering!
Oops…just hurled in my mouth.
Thanks.
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She could make a pretty penny with Hulk when Brooke is out of town.
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Doomed.
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What you mean by, Are my boobs painted on ???
Look ! Look at the confetti !
Ooo that reminds me, Walking Dead is on this Sunday!
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Who ? What ? & Why ?
Kendall and Kuasimodo Jenner at The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show in New York City.
“Mom said the great thing about cardiologists is they give complimentary boob jobs with their scoliosis treatments. She’s so smart.”
It’s just sad, now.