The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.7.13

February 7th, 2013 // 333 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high school gave me detention once, which I’ve clearly gotten over. I don’t know why you even brought it up. Anyway, stateside I finally figured out who Janice Dickinson reminds me of and it’s Arseface. Shotgun suicide fail or actual physical embodiment of what an asshole-shaped face could look like, take your pick. That’s literally the nicest way I can describe her.

Yes, I had to reference a comic book or lose my job,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    If you look closely, every chair is empty by the stage. This is just sad. So sad…

  2. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    BTW, would still bone.

  3. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    “Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle!”

  4. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface LAX
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    Sweet JESUS!! What is happening to everyone in Hollywood?! If you’re out of the lime light for at least three years it looks like your face starts to melt!!

  5. Prince Charles Laughing Drinking
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    Looks like a glass of diced avocadoes or cig butts floating in their juices

  6. Heidi Montag
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    This is just getting sad now. So sad…

  7. Heidi Montag
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    BTW, would still bone.

  8. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
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    How the hell can she see through those little slits?

  9. Sharon Leal Cleavage 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
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    I have no idea who these people are.

  10. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
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    The sad part is that I always get invited to parties like this, but I’m the guy in the back with the goatee and outfit. And yes, I do leave the house thinking I look good.

  11. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
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    “I’ll take one of each, please. Yes, to go. My change? Why thank yo… actually never mind. I just finished what I was going to do.”

  12. Wilmer Valderrama Cuffed Jeans Boots Seducing Old Lady
    George P Burdell
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    Wilmer steps up and snags his latest Wilford Brimley rebound.

  13. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
    Kojak
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    Dublin…
    Another place i shall cut from my “escaping Brazilian carnival” list.

  14. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit
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    Ironically, she is now shaped like an egg.

  15. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    The fact that this troll was once hot enough to be probed by the legendary Neeson sword is disturbing, to say the least.

  16. Heidi Montag
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    All that surgery to look like a shiny Mrs. Potato Head.

    Money well spent.

  17. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
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    Muffin-tit. That’s .. uh … hot?

  18. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Kojak
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    Steve Buscemi looks very happy…

  19. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    Well, she certainly tries hard. Speaking of things I’m not at the moment.

  20. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Fur Hood Stade De France
    kurgen99
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    The fact that she is soccer fan makes her even hotter.
    German chicks are hot!

  21. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
    LockNLoad
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    Oh dear god.
    *shrinkage*

  22. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    Whoever let her go out on a fashion catwalk in a bright red dress that doesn’t fit should be punished.
    You can see the outline of her Spanx dammit. There was no backup dress? This was it?

  23. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
    Cock Dr
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    Is that a booger?
    I try to concentrate on the small things to avoid the horrible bigger picture.

  24. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
    sc4play
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    And here I thought that Otho had died

  25. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    I’m sure they’ll both lead balanced happy lives…if they can escape the mind control powers of the matriarch.
    Looks like right now she’s firmly in control. She’s marketing her hyper-sexualized moppets good and hard.

  26. Jenna Dewan Nipples Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    That must have been some text message.

  27. Jessica White Cleavage Boob Window 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
    Cock Dr
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    That is one hell of a fabric optical illusion.

  28. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    Can we get some shots of that party as it was about an hour later?

  29. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
    Cock Dr
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    I think Jesus would be pleased.

  30. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    TURN AROUND
    Please

  31. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Valentines Day Reveal
    Little Tongue
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    The Poopy Happy Zipper Jumpsuit! Soooo jalous!!!

  32. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Love is wonderful.
    More orgasms = happier world

  33. Tim Robbins 63rd Annual International Film Festival Berlin
    Little Tongue
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    Men should not flat iron their hair. Doesn’t look right.

  34. Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Analysis incomplete.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
    Little Tongue
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    At least, the mole took the attention away from the zombie stare. I kinda miss it.

  36. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface LAX
    Little Tongue
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    Jowls AND bifocals? Billy Bob is about to fall down, unable to get up. Sad.

  37. Heidi Montag
    Little Tongue
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    OMG! Her chin grew back!!!

  38. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    “Hurry! Hurry! We need to take a few pounds out of that forehead right away, or it’s going to totally collapse upon itself!”

  39. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit
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    Not seen: The rest of the Baywatch Reunion cast standing directly behind her.

  40. Jessica White Cleavage Boob Window 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
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    And they said the Mammogram Dress would never catch on!

  41. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
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    Who? Who? And who?

  42. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
    John Travolta
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    Oops…just hurled in my mouth.

    Thanks.

  43. Heidi Montag
    The Dude
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    She could make a pretty penny with Hulk when Brooke is out of town.

  44. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    The Dude
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    Doomed.

  45. Jessica White Cleavage Boob Window 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
    The Dude
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    What you mean by, Are my boobs painted on ???

    Look ! Look at the confetti !

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
    Jentilly
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    Ooo that reminds me, Walking Dead is on this Sunday!

  47. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
    The Dude
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    Who ? What ? & Why ?

  48. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    Bonky
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    Kendall and Kuasimodo Jenner at The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show in New York City.

  49. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    “Mom said the great thing about cardiologists is they give complimentary boob jobs with their scoliosis treatments. She’s so smart.”

  50. Heidi Montag
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    It’s just sad, now.

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