The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.7.13

February 7th, 2013 // 333 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high school gave me detention once, which I’ve clearly gotten over. I don’t know why you even brought it up. Anyway, stateside I finally figured out who Janice Dickinson reminds me of and it’s Arseface. Shotgun suicide fail or actual physical embodiment of what an asshole-shaped face could look like, take your pick. That’s literally the nicest way I can describe her.

Yes, I had to reference a comic book or lose my job,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
    Dick Hell
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    Evidently she told the plastic surgeon she wanted to look like Keanu Reeves on a rocket sled.

  2. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
    Johnny P!
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    Ah, natural beauty!
    (I’m talking about the brickwork)

  3. Sharon Leal Cleavage 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
    St. Vincent Millay
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    He is so, so close to a Motor Boat…he can almost taste it.

  4. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface LAX
    Dick Hell
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    He’d look good, standing next to James Carville.

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
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    I have something extra for her.

  6. Prince Charles Laughing Drinking
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    “Toothpaste? What’s that?”

  7. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
    gooch
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    Why the long f… oh, never mind.

  8. Prince Charles Laughing Drinking
    Charles
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    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…

  9. Heidi Montag
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    She fancies herself a real life Barbie. Well, she has the same intellect of a Barbie doll. so scratch that off the list.

  10. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
    St. Vincent Millay
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    If this is what sobriety looks like, I’m gonna stay high forever.

  11. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    The future of famewhoring. I bet Kris has got their sex tape partners line up already.

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    St. Vincent Millay
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    Is she the new “MOOO GIRL”? (She needs to skip the whip on that frap).

  13. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
    Dick Hell
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    Quite the fashion show, if the folks on the red carpet aren’t fashionable enough check out the fat guy in the background.

  14. Prince Charles Laughing Drinking
    St. Vincent Millay
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    “Gin and Juice, my dear. Laid back, I got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind, be-yatch.”

  15. Jenna Dewan Nipples Pregnant Belly
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    She won’t be allowed at the Grammy’s if she keeps poking all over the place.

  16. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Fur Hood Stade De France
    DiegoAD
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    Stupid Pacey…

  17. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
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    The very definition of trashy.

  18. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    And she still has a gunt.

  19. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Fur Hood Stade De France
    The Pope
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    “If I had a hood, I could hold it like this.”

  20. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    The name on the cup is to keep Steven Tyler away.

  21. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    More like Petra Bendova, amirite?

  22. Tim Robbins 63rd Annual International Film Festival Berlin
    IndySteel
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    Welcome to Iron Chef! This battle’s secret ingredient is….Estrogen!

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
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    He’s expanding his age range

  24. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Fur Hood Stade De France
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    Stop looking at me dude. I’m just jacking off to your girlfriend!

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t drink that! Dat ass must be preserved for all time.

  26. Sharon Leal Cleavage 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
    Frank Burns
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    Wow 0_0

  27. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    Sooooooo…I can do this to people’s faces and make 3 million a year?

    Sold.

  28. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
    Smapdi
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    Anybody else try to drop a dollar in that cup so she can get a hot meal down at the Salvation Army?

  29. Heidi Montag
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    She looks great.
    (sticks needle in arm, falls over)

  30. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I can’t believe mom’s making us touch boobs.”
    “I don’t mind.”
    “Oh god.”

  31. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    mili
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    It’s not easy to be the Kardashian’s sisters and have to arch your back so much to pretend you have a butt

  32. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    I’d be lying if I said I never……

  33. Jessica White Cleavage Boob Window 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
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    Calling Aunt Jemima.

  34. Model DJ Louise Kavanagh Bikini
    Juch
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    The question is, can she do both at the same time?

  35. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    Vinnie
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    gross

  36. Samantha Mumba Butt Tight Dress Whole Planet Foundation Pre-Grammy Benefit Concert
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    Since when did she have such a big ass?

  37. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Tattoo Wolverine is not impressed.

  38. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
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    I’ll take the tall one

  39. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
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    Imported ass. Brilliant.

  40. Heidi Montag
    ThisWillHurt
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    Now you’ve gone and waxed your face? How many procedures do you need?

  41. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Valentines Day Reveal
    Frank Burns
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    Wearing bras on the outside is the new fashion trend? I been wearing my underpants on the outside for years to reduce skidmarks, who knew I was a trendsetter!

  42. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    These two are CLEARLY married.

  43. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’d rather put my dick in that trashcan.

  44. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Fur Hood Stade De France
    Frank Burns
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    Jackson always starts to look a bit on edge when Fraulein Kruger rants about how Paris was so much more efficient during the occupation.

  45. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    Is this a joke?!

  46. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    catapostrophe
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    That pleather does a nice job of masking the repulsive cellulite

  47. Prince Charles Laughing Drinking
    catapostrophe
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    “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

  48. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    catapostrophe
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    “Come play with us, Danny.”

  49. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
    Frank Burns
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    Usually don’t see Pete Puma outside of the old Bugs Bunny cartoons.

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
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    So let me get this straight – the new show, “The Carie Diaries” is about her Sex in The City character growing up in the 80′s, in high school, etc.? I don’t watch the show, so does anyone know if they address the point in the characters life where she gets a reverse rhinoplasty?

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