The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.7.13

February 7th, 2013 // 333 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high school gave me detention once, which I’ve clearly gotten over. I don’t know why you even brought it up. Anyway, stateside I finally figured out who Janice Dickinson reminds me of and it’s Arseface. Shotgun suicide fail or actual physical embodiment of what an asshole-shaped face could look like, take your pick. That’s literally the nicest way I can describe her.

Yes, I had to reference a comic book or lose my job,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
    FattyFatty2X4
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    The horse goes “moo”

  2. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
    FattyFatty2X4
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    This one here should be the villian in the next Star Wars

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Extra
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Yes Please

  4. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    FattyFatty2X4
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    The self esteem of the one in the red must be a disaster, Kim being your sister and all.

  5. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    Oh no.

  6. Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    FattyFatty2X4
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    More like Petra “Bendova”

  7. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface LAX
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    Fucking douche.

  8. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
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    Staaahp!

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
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    Whoa!

  10. Prince Charles Laughing Drinking
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    There is no Prince Charles, there is only Frank Garrett.

  11. Jessica White Cleavage Boob Window 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
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    Is there a plate glass window in front of her that I can’t see?

  12. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
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    Bubblin’ in Dublin!

  13. Tim Robbins 63rd Annual International Film Festival Berlin
    BP
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    When did he turn gay?

    • I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Velvet Mafia let him be. I wish I could tell you that—but Hollywood is no fairy-tale world.

  14. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
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    Bubblin’ in Dublin!

  15. Tim Robbins 63rd Annual International Film Festival Berlin
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    So he decided to infiltrate the RNC with a Glenn Beck disguise… Clever, Mr. Robbins.. Very clever…

  16. Wilmer Valderrama Cuffed Jeans Boots Seducing Old Lady
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    Look, I know you have a granddaughter…
    I know she’s one of the few underage girls in LA I have yet to bang…
    So let’s work something out.
    I have a coupon for Applebee’s…

  17. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
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    Dayumm…. Nice…

  18. Tim Robbins 63rd Annual International Film Festival Berlin
    dontkillthemessenger
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    (Sigh)……………… I miss Susan’s big boobies.

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
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    blah blah horse joke blah blah something racist

  20. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    She might as well go back to being fat, now she’s got no boobs but still has that giant head.

  21. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    Either Starbucks just gave her a Venti of fresh lemon juice, or this is Janice Dickinson.

  22. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Valentines Day Reveal
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    That outfit is ugly. Take it off right now!

  23. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface LAX
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    Is Billy Bob gonna hafta smack a bitch?

  24. Sharon Leal Cleavage 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nothing quite says Essence Black Women In Music Event like a white guy who bought his outfit from the Salvation Army Thrift Store.

  25. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
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    WTF is that all about.

  26. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Valentines Day Reveal
    St. Vincent Millay
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    I found you…Ms. New Booty

  27. Heidi Montag
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    Holy crap! You’re kidding me.

  28. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface LAX
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    is that him on his own shirt?

  29. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    That short one is u-g-l-y.

  30. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    Yeah, they’ll be fine…I’m sure of it.

  31. Tim Robbins 63rd Annual International Film Festival Berlin
    St. Vicent Millay
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    I see Ralphie is still waiting for his Red Ryder BB gun.

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
    Beer Baron
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    At the Quaker Oats Release Party

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker amfAR New York Gala
    St. Vincent Millay
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    “Hellooooo, Wilber!” *the incredible Mr. Ed*

  34. Jodie Marsh Cleavage ITV Studios
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    She’s not the type of girl you take to meet your mother, but she is the type of girl you take to meet your urologist. He’s probably going to need a sample from the source to figure out how to save your penis.

  35. Heidi Montag
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Remember when you said you would stop posting pictures of this bitch? Then you said you would only post pictures of this bitch in a bikini. Then you really did stop posting pictures of that bitch when the checks started bouncing.

    So where are we at now?

  36. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Valentines Day Reveal
    MD2020
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    dat ass

  37. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Meh, I’d watch ‘em fuck.

  38. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
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    What happened to her boobs?

  39. Jessica White Cleavage Boob Window 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
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    I’m not sure HOW that dress is doing what it’s doing, but I’m pretty sure it shouldn’t be doing it.

  40. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
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    I was wondering about the comment about Irish and Ass Shots……Yeah, if you import the asses from Brazil..

  41. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Fur Hood Stade De France
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    Joshua looks like a Sith Lord

  42. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy ISPCC Fashion Show
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That guy isn’t a wax figure?!?!!? Your bullshittin’.

  43. Wilmer Valderrama Cuffed Jeans Boots Seducing Old Lady
    St. Vincent Millay
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    “Have you seen my Chi-poodle, Dog Whisper?”

  44. Sharon Leal Cleavage 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
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    She’s hot.

  45. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    It’s not really fair to catch an aging celebu-thing without her make-up on.
    In all fairness, when she’s had her full make-up and hair done professionally, she looks like she’s only had 27 surgeries done.

  46. Miss Carnival Ireland Bikini Models
    dontkillthemessenger
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    My favorite part of this pic is that based on the people on the left, these whores are standing around half naked in 35 degree weather.

    Their fathers must be so proud.

  47. Jessica White Cleavage Boob Window 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event
    TooCoo
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    So that’s what pancake titties look like!

  48. Heidi Montag
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    Apparently, she ate Spencer.

  49. Janice Dickinson No Make Up
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    im surprised her ears arent at the back of her head.

  50. Kelly Osbourne Belly The Heart Truth 2013 Fashion Show
    St. Vincent Millay
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    The anchor tattoo reads “Bad to the Core, but good to the Navy”.

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