Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high school gave me detention once, which I’ve clearly gotten over. I don’t know why you even brought it up. Anyway, stateside I finally figured out who Janice Dickinson reminds me of and it’s Arseface. Shotgun suicide fail or actual physical embodiment of what an asshole-shaped face could look like, take your pick. That’s literally the nicest way I can describe her.
Yes, I had to reference a comic book or lose my job,
- Photo Boy