Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high school gave me detention once, which I’ve clearly gotten over. I don’t know why you even brought it up. Anyway, stateside I finally figured out who Janice Dickinson reminds me of and it’s Arseface. Shotgun suicide fail or actual physical embodiment of what an asshole-shaped face could look like, take your pick. That’s literally the nicest way I can describe her.
Yes, I had to reference a comic book or lose my job,
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The horse goes “moo”
This one here should be the villian in the next Star Wars
Yak Face.
Yes Please
The self esteem of the one in the red must be a disaster, Kim being your sister and all.
These two will be the next Kim & Khloe.
These two are future brides of the Master.
Oh no.
More like Petra “Bendova”
oh fuck you for hogging the low hanging fruit
He was here first…quit complaining.
this joke was made 3 pictures ago
Each page of TCWM is an individual playground.
3 pictures ago, but an hour later.
It’s like that episode of Star Trek where they kept looping in time and then someone called you an idiot.
actually, an hour earlier. and sorry, i don’t speak nonsense so maybe try english?!
No, actually 4:44 is an hour LATER than 3:51…see what I mean about the time looping and you being an idiot?
no, i still don’t see it. i do see however- far, far in the distance- yessss. it’s you. wait. wait for it. i see…you taking this website way too seriously.
Fucking douche.
Staaahp!
Whoa!
There is no Prince Charles, there is only Frank Garrett.
There is no Prince Charles, there is only Frank Gorshin.
Is there a plate glass window in front of her that I can’t see?
Bubblin’ in Dublin!
When did he turn gay?
I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Velvet Mafia let him be. I wish I could tell you that—but Hollywood is no fairy-tale world.
Bubblin’ in Dublin!
So he decided to infiltrate the RNC with a Glenn Beck disguise… Clever, Mr. Robbins.. Very clever…
Look, I know you have a granddaughter…
I know she’s one of the few underage girls in LA I have yet to bang…
So let’s work something out.
I have a coupon for Applebee’s…
LOL!
Dayumm…. Nice…
(Sigh)……………… I miss Susan’s big boobies.
blah blah horse joke blah blah something racist
Why, what is she? Klingon?
She might as well go back to being fat, now she’s got no boobs but still has that giant head.
She bears a striking resemblance to her dad. It isn’t the ideal bone structure for a woman but it’s okay, she’s got her boyfriend for that.
It’s definitely not a structure I’d bone.
Not with the light on, anyway.
Either Starbucks just gave her a Venti of fresh lemon juice, or this is Janice Dickinson.
That outfit is ugly. Take it off right now!
No, Leave it on. I’d just cut out a hole in the bottom.
Is Billy Bob gonna hafta smack a bitch?
Nothing quite says Essence Black Women In Music Event like a white guy who bought his outfit from the Salvation Army Thrift Store.
WTF is that all about.
I found you…Ms. New Booty
Holy crap! You’re kidding me.
Looks like their fortune was spent at the Golden Corral.
is that him on his own shirt?
That short one is u-g-l-y.
How so?
It’s mainly just the face part of her face that is unattractive.
Personally, I think they’re both very pretty. And maybe they will have learned from their half-siblings not to be totally self-centered, brainless cunts.
Nahhhhhh…
I don’t see it. I think they’re beautiful. Let’s appreciate them before they go full famewhore on us.
Yeah, they’ll be fine…I’m sure of it.
I see Ralphie is still waiting for his Red Ryder BB gun.
At the Quaker Oats Release Party
“Hellooooo, Wilber!” *the incredible Mr. Ed*
She’s not the type of girl you take to meet your mother, but she is the type of girl you take to meet your urologist. He’s probably going to need a sample from the source to figure out how to save your penis.
Remember when you said you would stop posting pictures of this bitch? Then you said you would only post pictures of this bitch in a bikini. Then you really did stop posting pictures of that bitch when the checks started bouncing.
So where are we at now?
More proof that PhotoBoy does not like us.
dat ass
Meh, I’d watch ‘em fuck.
I know I’m going to hell when I laughed the hardest at this comment. Hilarious!
You read my mind, McBeef. And don’t worry – Kris Jenner is sure to make our dreams come true.
What happened to her boobs?
I’m not sure HOW that dress is doing what it’s doing, but I’m pretty sure it shouldn’t be doing it.
I was wondering about the comment about Irish and Ass Shots……Yeah, if you import the asses from Brazil..
Joshua looks like a Sith Lord
That guy isn’t a wax figure?!?!!? Your bullshittin’.
“Have you seen my Chi-poodle, Dog Whisper?”
She’s hot.
It’s not really fair to catch an aging celebu-thing without her make-up on.
In all fairness, when she’s had her full make-up and hair done professionally, she looks like she’s only had 27 surgeries done.
My favorite part of this pic is that based on the people on the left, these whores are standing around half naked in 35 degree weather.
Their fathers must be so proud.
So that’s what pancake titties look like!
Apparently, she ate Spencer.
Unfortunately, he’ll be back when she purges.
More likely when she takes a dump!
im surprised her ears arent at the back of her head.
No, but her bellybutton is in the center of her chest.
The anchor tattoo reads “Bad to the Core, but good to the Navy”.