The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.5.15
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Tom Brady holding the Super Bowl trophy, which I know is going to go over just great in the comments, Selena Gomez in daisy dukes, Chrissy Teigen either dancing, farting, or about to fire a ping-pong ball, and Melanie Griffith’s…mummy mouth? Should we call it a mummy mouth? Or corpse curtains? I have no idea, I just know I’m scared now and want someone to hold me. Easy, Xenu-balls, it’s an expression.