The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.28.13

February 28th, 2013 // 263 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the only place on the Internet where you can find Jude Law cupping ghost balls right next to Ed Harris‘ face. It’s because we’re sophisticated enough to know that’s art. We’ve also got Nicole Eggert making the same face as the ropes she’s hanging from, a rarely seen side of Hilary Duff (yep, boobies!), and Joe Simpson proving that staying in the closet is way more exhausting.

“Oooh, so yummy! I’ll take a dozen. Sauce on the side.” – Khloe Kardashian

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emilia Clarke Cat Touching Cleavage Breakfast At Tiffanys Meet & Greet
    tlmck
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    Cat’s coppin’ a feel.

  2. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
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    Damn! I used to think he was so sexy! That was only like 6 years ago. What the hell happened here?????

  3. Leana Gilmore Cleavage Phantom Premiere
    tlmck
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    Nope. Nothing plastic here.

  4. Halle Berry Morris Chestnut The Call Promotion
    Toe Jam
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    Seconds away from throwing his own poo.

  5. David Beckham Crotch Grab Cup Adjustment
    Toe Jam
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    “Testicle…one, two…testicle…one, two”

  6. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants
    Drundel
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    Anyone else think it was Fergie?

  7. Khloe Kardashian Holding Puppy
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    Wookie on wookie nookie.

  8. David Hasselhoff Argyle Socks
    Toe Jam
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    “For god sakes, Peter Parker! We dont need an upskirt shot on the Hoff!”

  9. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
    Toe Jam
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    The question is not “how much?” The question is, why would you ask?

  10. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
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    I’m now certain that the same plastic surgeon who did her face, also did her nipples.

    They rebuilt her. Everything works. But they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting her back together.

    And that is why she has kneecaps on her boobs.

  11. Khloe Kardashian Holding Puppy
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    Of course, it’s black. No surprise there.

  12. Lea Michele Cleavage Paley Center
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    That’s the smirk of someone who knows she’s far less attractive than we’ve all pretended to act like she is.

  13. Khloe Kardashian Holding Puppy
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    Anyone else reminded of that scene in Return of the Jedi where Chewbacca is dancing with the Ewoks?

  14. Hazel OSullivan Cleavage Karma Stone Bar Photo Shoot
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    Slut-tini?

  15. Halle Berry Morris Chestnut The Call Promotion
    spikedtounge
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    Soooo, you borrowed my car and what happened?!

  16. Halle Berry Morris Chestnut The Call Promotion
    Cock Dr
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    If she tried hard I feel sure she could squeeze on a couple more earrings.

  17. Hazel OSullivan Cleavage Karma Stone Bar Photo Shoot
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    She appears to know exactly where her value as a human being comes from.

  18. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    It’s great to see a badly burned person who doesn’t let her scarring get her down and displays a lot of self confidence.

  19. Hazel OSullivan Cleavage Karma Stone Bar Photo Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    Was this a rehearsal for St Patty’s Day?

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pregnancy Weight Gain Tight Dress
    popwilleatitself
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    Move along folks, nothing to see here.

  21. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
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    It looks like he’ll BE a phantom before the end of this year.

  22. Hilary Duff Bikini Twitter
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    Perfect opportunity for a penis photobomb.

  23. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    I remember when I used to have to use a safety harness to jump in a pool…oh, wait a minute…that never happed to ANYBODY!

  24. David Beckham Crotch Grab Cup Adjustment
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    Oop…wait…my penis is still there. Why did you ask?

  25. David Hasselhoff Argyle Socks
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    The cup says “Coffee.” But the face says “Jagermeister!”

  26. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Could somebody help me? Everything except my tires seem to have gone flat!

  27. Khloe Kardashian Holding Puppy
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    I’m going to call you “Kim!” Because you’re covered in black fur, just like my sister!

  28. Joe Simpson Drunk Tired
    Radadoon
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    You know, I think me and my two litte girls are totally messed up, we have given up our souls for a little bit of fame… nah, wasn’t worth it…. if I hadn’t gone gay I could have nailed ‘em….

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pregnancy Weight Gain Tight Dress
    radadoon
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    One day Kanye will wake up next to this woman with 10 foot hips and wonder,what the hell was I thinking….

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pregnancy Weight Gain Tight Dress
    adamcagey
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    Are you sure this is Kim Kardashian? It looks nothing like the photo she posted to twitter yesterday.

  31. Halle Berry Morris Chestnut The Call Promotion
    Bonky
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    Halle Berry doesn’t like black men. PERIOD.

  32. Emilia Clarke Cat Touching Cleavage Breakfast At Tiffanys Meet & Greet
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    This is the best pussy shot you’ve posted here in a long time.

  33. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
    Satan My Master
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    Would any of you give his bald head a big lick?

  34. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
    satan My Master
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    Holy Swollen Catfish face

  35. Emilia Clarke Cat Touching Cleavage Breakfast At Tiffanys Meet & Greet
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    wow i didn’t even realize that’s fucking Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen

  36. Halle Berry Morris Chestnut The Call Promotion
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    She still looks great, but her age is starting to catch up with her.

  37. Leana Gilmore Cleavage Phantom Premiere
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    Madame Tussaud’s should be proud. That looks almost alive!

  38. Sandra Vidal Cleavage Crazy Eyes Phantom Premiere
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    Madame Tussaud’s should be proud. That looks almost alive!

  39. Teyana Taylor Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt BET Rip The Runway
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    “Rip the Runway” ranks just below “Celebrity Juice” as another TV show that’s not about what I thought it would be about.

  40. David Hasselhoff Argyle Socks
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    How long has he had the hand of the mutant taxi driver from Total Recall?

    (The first one, you young whippersnappers.)

  41. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Why am I suddenly hungry for pepperoni?

  42. Khloe Kardashian Holding Puppy
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    It’s true what they say: it’s a dog-eat-dog world.

  43. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
    Mr. Big
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    Skeletor

  44. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
    Feetsthss
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    “You wanna know how I got these scars?”

  45. I'mCool
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    “Mind the stepchildren …”

  46. Emilia Clarke Cat Touching Cleavage Breakfast At Tiffanys Meet & Greet
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    Does she have an evil plan to take over the universe? If she does, I’ll go along.

  47. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    I think in Australia they call that ‘spitting the winkle’.

  48. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
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    Crazy old badass, brings any movie to a nother level by just showing up.

  49. Teyana Taylor Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt BET Rip The Runway
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    She has a super killer body and then you get to that face.

  50. David Beckham Crotch Grab Cup Adjustment
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    Seriously dude, go see a doctor about that shit.

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