Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the only place on the Internet where you can find Jude Law cupping ghost balls right next to Ed Harris‘ face. It’s because we’re sophisticated enough to know that’s art. We’ve also got Nicole Eggert making the same face as the ropes she’s hanging from, a rarely seen side of Hilary Duff (yep, boobies!), and Joe Simpson proving that staying in the closet is way more exhausting.
“Oooh, so yummy! I’ll take a dozen. Sauce on the side.” – Khloe Kardashian
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Cat’s coppin’ a feel.
Damn! I used to think he was so sexy! That was only like 6 years ago. What the hell happened here?????
he’s still sexy, just older. it happens.
Nope. Nothing plastic here.
Seconds away from throwing his own poo.
“Testicle…one, two…testicle…one, two”
Anyone else think it was Fergie?
You mean is anyone else blind, stupid and drunk?
Wookie on wookie nookie.
“For god sakes, Peter Parker! We dont need an upskirt shot on the Hoff!”
The question is not “how much?” The question is, why would you ask?
I’m now certain that the same plastic surgeon who did her face, also did her nipples.
They rebuilt her. Everything works. But they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting her back together.
And that is why she has kneecaps on her boobs.
You should see her real kneecaps.
I bet they have nipples.
if it’s the same doctor her kneecaps probably have anuses
Of course, it’s black. No surprise there.
That’s the smirk of someone who knows she’s far less attractive than we’ve all pretended to act like she is.
Anyone else reminded of that scene in Return of the Jedi where Chewbacca is dancing with the Ewoks?
Slut-tini?
Soooo, you borrowed my car and what happened?!
If she tried hard I feel sure she could squeeze on a couple more earrings.
She appears to know exactly where her value as a human being comes from.
It’s great to see a badly burned person who doesn’t let her scarring get her down and displays a lot of self confidence.
Was this a rehearsal for St Patty’s Day?
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
Mooooove along, surely?
It looks like he’ll BE a phantom before the end of this year.
Perfect opportunity for a penis photobomb.
I remember when I used to have to use a safety harness to jump in a pool…oh, wait a minute…that never happed to ANYBODY!
Oop…wait…my penis is still there. Why did you ask?
The cup says “Coffee.” But the face says “Jagermeister!”
Could somebody help me? Everything except my tires seem to have gone flat!
I’m going to call you “Kim!” Because you’re covered in black fur, just like my sister!
You know, I think me and my two litte girls are totally messed up, we have given up our souls for a little bit of fame… nah, wasn’t worth it…. if I hadn’t gone gay I could have nailed ‘em….
One day Kanye will wake up next to this woman with 10 foot hips and wonder,what the hell was I thinking….
Kanye with 10-foot hips. I’d like to see that.
I expect her to wake up any day now and think “Oh FUCK! Now what did I do?”
Are you sure this is Kim Kardashian? It looks nothing like the photo she posted to twitter yesterday.
Halle Berry doesn’t like black men. PERIOD.
Eric Benet and David Justice would argue differently.
They were both mixed…
This is the best pussy shot you’ve posted here in a long time.
Would any of you give his bald head a big lick?
yep.
Holy Swollen Catfish face
wow i didn’t even realize that’s fucking Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
She still looks great, but her age is starting to catch up with her.
Madame Tussaud’s should be proud. That looks almost alive!
word.
Madame Tussaud’s should be proud. That looks almost alive!
still works!
“Rip the Runway” ranks just below “Celebrity Juice” as another TV show that’s not about what I thought it would be about.
How long has he had the hand of the mutant taxi driver from Total Recall?
(The first one, you young whippersnappers.)
Why am I suddenly hungry for pepperoni?
It’s true what they say: it’s a dog-eat-dog world.
Skeletor
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
“Mind the stepchildren …”
Does she have an evil plan to take over the universe? If she does, I’ll go along.
I think in Australia they call that ‘spitting the winkle’.
Crazy old badass, brings any movie to a nother level by just showing up.
No, not at the screening, duh.
She has a super killer body and then you get to that face.
Seriously dude, go see a doctor about that shit.