The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.28.13

February 28th, 2013 // 263 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the only place on the Internet where you can find Jude Law cupping ghost balls right next to Ed Harris‘ face. It’s because we’re sophisticated enough to know that’s art. We’ve also got Nicole Eggert making the same face as the ropes she’s hanging from, a rarely seen side of Hilary Duff (yep, boobies!), and Joe Simpson proving that staying in the closet is way more exhausting.

“Oooh, so yummy! I’ll take a dozen. Sauce on the side.” – Khloe Kardashian

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
    BP
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    I loved him in “Cocoon”

  2. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants
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    She needs to get Dean Cain to fly around the world and reverse time to when she was hot.

  3. BP
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    The Apple Store is where he’ll be working; if he doesn’t do something quick about that hairline…

  4. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants
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    Aunt Pippa?!?

  5. Joe Simpson Drunk Tired
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    West Hollywood. Hehehe.

  6. Jennifer Hawkins Cleavage Myer Autumn/Winter 2013 Collections Launch
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    Very sexy. I need to see a lot more of her.

  7. Joe Simpson Drunk Tired
    BP
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    Thought this was David Letterman on vacation….

  8. Pamela Wistrom Cleavage Phantom Premiere
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    Exhale, baby.

  9. David Beckham Crotch Grab Cup Adjustment
    BP
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    Excuse me sir, are you bending it like Beckham?

  10. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
    Inner Retard
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    Is this a promotion for Monsters, Inc. 2?

  11. Halle Berry Morris Chestnut The Call Promotion
    BP
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    I believe I have one of Halle’s pubic hairs in my teeth…..

  12. Lea Michele Cleavage Paley Center
    contusion
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    Making it in Hollywood is hard. Lea Michele nose. Knows. I meant knows.

  13. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants
    Inner Retard
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    Would not have guessed it’s her.

  14. Pamela Wistrom Cleavage Phantom Premiere
    contusion
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    Oh god…I thought it was Cindy Margolis again!

  15. Khloe Kardashian Holding Puppy
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    Watching her unhinge her jaw and swallow that thing whole will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life.

  16. Jennifer Hawkins Cleavage Myer Autumn/Winter 2013 Collections Launch
    Inner Retard
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    Me like.

  17. Leana Gilmore Cleavage Phantom Premiere
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    Those are fantastic.

  18. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    I find her to be very attractive.

  19. Hazel OSullivan Cleavage Karma Stone Bar Photo Shoot
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    Trying so hard. Failing so much.

  20. Sandra Vidal Cleavage Crazy Eyes Phantom Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    This is scaring me. Make it go away.

  21. Sandra Vidal Cleavage Crazy Eyes Phantom Premiere
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    Looks good from the neck down.

  22. Hilary Duff Bikini Twitter
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    Never wear those glasses when you’re playing poker.

    Ha ha… “poke ‘er”.

  23. Hazel OSullivan Cleavage Karma Stone Bar Photo Shoot
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    Sofia Vergara’s even sluttier sister?

  24. Joe Simpson Drunk Tired
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    He comes out and now he looks like he has aids??? Maybe he is doing meth….WTF!!!!

  25. Emilia Clarke Cat Touching Cleavage Breakfast At Tiffanys Meet & Greet
    LLBL
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    I love nice tits and a fat pussy! Cats are cool too.

  26. Halle Berry Morris Chestnut The Call Promotion
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Definitely trying to get the taste of crazy out of his mouth

  27. Hazel OSullivan Cleavage Karma Stone Bar Photo Shoot
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    She has my full attention.

  28. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
    Alison
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    The creepy preacher from Poltergeist looks better than ever!

  29. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
    Skippy86
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    He’s awesome, see Creep Show and Knight Riders…

  30. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Steven Tyler and David Lee Roth’s love child.

  31. Pamela Wistrom Cleavage Phantom Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    What kind of a loving God allows two balloon tragedies in a week?

  32. Khloe Kardashian Holding Puppy
    LLBL
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    Dinner is served!

  33. Rita Ora Cleavage
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I am NOT going to ‘suck the weight off of you,’ Rob. How the hell did you get my new number?”

  34. Jennifer Hawkins Cleavage Myer Autumn/Winter 2013 Collections Launch
    B&WMinstrel
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    Very nice, but you know there’s still going to come a day when you get tired of watching her head nodding.

  35. Emilia Clarke Cat Touching Cleavage Breakfast At Tiffanys Meet & Greet
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    KhloeKat

  36. Joe Simpson Drunk Tired
    ThisWillHurt
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    Go home, Greg Kinnear. You’re drunk.

  37. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    “Nicole, please do your impression of what that harness is feeling right now.”

  38. ThisWillHurt
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    “Channing was a lot of fun off-screen. When we’d make out, I’d grab the back of his head like this and . . . anyway, he was a lot of fun.”

  39. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants
    DeucePickle
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    That’s not how you spell Marsha Gay Harden.

  40. Hilary Duff Bikini Twitter
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    Quack quack quack.

  41. Halle Berry Morris Chestnut The Call Promotion
    B&WMinstrel
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    Chestnut and Berry. They’re only one pal who’s a fruit short of a healthy breakfast.

  42. Pamela Wistrom Cleavage Phantom Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    So, if your first name is Pamela, are you legally obligated to get a breast augmentation?

  43. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    B&WMinstrel
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    When you think of all Gravity has done for us…

  44. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Death got a job in an English Department ??!!

  45. Hilary Duff Bikini Twitter
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    they look loke old Olsen twins.

  46. Hilary Duff Bikini Twitter
    B&WMinstrel
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    They do know they can breathe don’t they, they’re not under water?… Oh God! Break down the door!

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pregnancy Weight Gain Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  48. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
    maoix
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    Grand Moff Tarkin is looking better than ever!

  49. Hazel OSullivan Cleavage Karma Stone Bar Photo Shoot
    B&WMinstrel
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    Another clusterfuck, thank God.
    The day in Dublin when we can do this Hollywood Vampy stuff without making fools of ourselves is the day I’m leaving.

  50. Ed Harris Skinny Cheeks Phantom Premiere
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    Woody is aging horribly.

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