Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the only place on the Internet where you can find Jude Law cupping ghost balls right next to Ed Harris‘ face. It’s because we’re sophisticated enough to know that’s art. We’ve also got Nicole Eggert making the same face as the ropes she’s hanging from, a rarely seen side of Hilary Duff (yep, boobies!), and Joe Simpson proving that staying in the closet is way more exhausting.
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I loved him in “Cocoon”
She needs to get Dean Cain to fly around the world and reverse time to when she was hot.
Hilarious!
Damn; That turkey neck
The Apple Store is where he’ll be working; if he doesn’t do something quick about that hairline…
Aunt Pippa?!?
West Hollywood. Hehehe.
Very sexy. I need to see a lot more of her.
Thought this was David Letterman on vacation….
Exhale, baby.
Excuse me sir, are you bending it like Beckham?
Is this a promotion for Monsters, Inc. 2?
I believe I have one of Halle’s pubic hairs in my teeth…..
Making it in Hollywood is hard. Lea Michele nose. Knows. I meant knows.
That is a big Knows. Thank you for correcting
Would not have guessed it’s her.
Oh god…I thought it was Cindy Margolis again!
Watching her unhinge her jaw and swallow that thing whole will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life.
Me like.
Those are fantastic.
I find her to be very attractive.
Me too. Tits are pretty spectacular
Trying so hard. Failing so much.
This is scaring me. Make it go away.
Looks good from the neck down.
Never wear those glasses when you’re playing poker.
Ha ha… “poke ‘er”.
Sofia Vergara’s even sluttier sister?
Nah. I hear the sister waits tables at a place in New York’s Penn Station.
He comes out and now he looks like he has aids??? Maybe he is doing meth….WTF!!!!
I love nice tits and a fat pussy! Cats are cool too.
Definitely trying to get the taste of crazy out of his mouth
She has my full attention.
The creepy preacher from Poltergeist looks better than ever!
He’s awesome, see Creep Show and Knight Riders…
Steven Tyler and David Lee Roth’s love child.
What kind of a loving God allows two balloon tragedies in a week?
Your an idiot.
Dinner is served!
“I am NOT going to ‘suck the weight off of you,’ Rob. How the hell did you get my new number?”
Very nice, but you know there’s still going to come a day when you get tired of watching her head nodding.
Depends on what’s in her mouth when she doing the nodding…
KhloeKat
Go home, Greg Kinnear. You’re drunk.
“Nicole, please do your impression of what that harness is feeling right now.”
“Channing was a lot of fun off-screen. When we’d make out, I’d grab the back of his head like this and . . . anyway, he was a lot of fun.”
That’s not how you spell Marsha Gay Harden.
Quack quack quack.
Chestnut and Berry. They’re only one pal who’s a fruit short of a healthy breakfast.
So, if your first name is Pamela, are you legally obligated to get a breast augmentation?
When you think of all Gravity has done for us…
Death got a job in an English Department ??!!
they look loke old Olsen twins.
They do know they can breathe don’t they, they’re not under water?… Oh God! Break down the door!
MOO
Grand Moff Tarkin is looking better than ever!
Another clusterfuck, thank God.
The day in Dublin when we can do this Hollywood Vampy stuff without making fools of ourselves is the day I’m leaving.
You live in a damn cool city, my friend.
Woody is aging horribly.