The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.27.14

February 27th, 2014 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed or “The Words Under The Titties That Broke Paula Patton‘s husband’s brain.” And here I had all kinds of stuff to show you, like Sharon Stone suddenly remembering she’s just an actress and doesn’t actually know anything about stuff, and Sinead O’Connor doing the shocker.

It’s fine, you go have fun with your boobies, I didn’t want to talk anyway,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Claudia Romani Butt Tight Polka Dot Minidress
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    no thong shot no dice…

  2. Jerry Springer
    Little Tongue
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    “My incestuous, drug addicted, sister of a mother, tried to sell me to a bad smelling,crosseyed pedophile when I was a baby. Do you think you could do a show out of that?

  3. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Side Boob Butt See Through Dress Global Green USA 11th Annual Pre Oscar Party
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    Are women’s tits on their stomachs now?

  4. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Side Boob Butt See Through Dress Global Green USA 11th Annual Pre Oscar Party
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    Shouldn’t she be hanging out with Corey Feldman?

  5. Julianne Moore Holding Stomach GMA
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    I’ll always have a boner for this beautiful ginger.

  6. Debbie Harry Yellow Teeth NME Awards
    Little Tongue
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    Blondie has never looked so… blonde!

  7. Debbie Harry Yellow Teeth NME Awards
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    Blondie!

  8. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Little Tongue
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    I’ve pushed three kids outta that butt! Deal with it, haters!

  9. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
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    That warble gif always brings a smile to Greg’s face.

  10. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
    aj
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    Who would America want to see cross their legs the least? Sharon or Dali?

  11. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    I get the feeling her brown isn’t that difficult.

  12. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
    buzz
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    Guess which two are getting laid tonight.

  13. Jerry Springer
    Jerry Springer's response to Little Tongue
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    “No, we’re done that show three times already.”

  14. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
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    what is the dali lamas purpose? to hide the child molestors? I don’t get it.

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet
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    Starbucks bag carrying girl looks cute.

  16. Sofia Valleri Cleavage Those Who Kill Bates Motel Premiere Party
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    Did we just go all day without a single Kardashian pic?

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet
    Don Draper's Dad
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    And that’s when she realized she’d never get a career reboot via Quentin Tarantino …

  18. Debbie Harry Yellow Teeth NME Awards
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    “Grayie”

  19. Sylvester Stallone Chateau Marmont
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    my cat makes that same face when she crawls into the sunny spot in the bay window.

  20. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Side Boob Butt See Through Dress Global Green USA 11th Annual Pre Oscar Party
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    I want my money back and none of that goddamn ruble shit. Not paying the exchange rate.

  21. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
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    you know that guy carries the ipad around just so he can watch the vagina warble over and over.

  22. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    I’m just surprised she isn’t making a fist.

  23. Chloe Sevigny Pink Lipstick Legs Minidress Those Who Kill Bates Motel Premiere Party
    tom
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    Fugly :-(

  24. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
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    “My face is up here.”

  25. Chloe Sevigny Pink Lipstick Legs Minidress Those Who Kill Bates Motel Premiere Party
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    She’s not nearly as impressive looking without a cock in her mouth.

  26. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
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    Flattest. Ass. Ever.

  27. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
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    ♫ ♪ “Well hello, Dalai, yes hello, Dalai, it’s so nice to see you back where you belong…” ♫ ♪

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet
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    Hopefully she’s on her way to see the farrier.

  29. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
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    Give me that ass and I’ll throw away all my pillows.

  30. Sylvester Stallone Chateau Marmont
    Ruckus
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    YO ADRIAN!!
    I’M MELTING!!

  31. F Murray Abraham The Grand Budapest Hotel Premiere
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    “I am so fucking clever…listen to this. ‘He’s with Stupid.’ Nailed him, didn’t I? Am I a crack up or what?”

  32. Debbie Harry Yellow Teeth NME Awards
    Ruckus
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    Lindsey 10 years ago.

  33. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    She looks like shes happy with “water sports” and getting one in the stink eye. Good for her.

  34. Melanie Griffith Butt Skinny Legs Tight White Jeans
    Ruckus
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    “Working Girl”

  35. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Side Boob Butt See Through Dress Global Green USA 11th Annual Pre Oscar Party
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    “Hello, sailor-man. I vish to de-fekt.”

  36. Sofia Valleri Cleavage Those Who Kill Bates Motel Premiere Party
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    I’m relatively sure I could put up with those tits. I think. Probably.

  37. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
    NotKhloe
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    I don’t care, she is still hotter than Kim Kardashian

  38. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
    maoix
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    No thanks, I had crepes for breakfast.

  39. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
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    If anything fucked up Robin Thicke’s marriage, it was this woman, not the Bieber boy looking hillbilly.

  40. Chloe Sevigny Pink Lipstick Legs Minidress Those Who Kill Bates Motel Premiere Party
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    Pretty sure being a mainstream actress willing to give a blow job on camera to completion earns you a lifetime pass for anything.

  41. Julianne Moore Holding Stomach GMA
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    Is it wrong to still want to bang her?

  42. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    No, just no.

  43. Chloe Sevigny Pink Lipstick Legs Minidress Those Who Kill Bates Motel Premiere Party
    CptCreep
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    butter face
    n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

  44. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
    Mike Walker
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    Gray Davis, my ass.

  45. Quentin Tarantino Girl Playing With His Hair Charles De Gaulle Airport
    spikedtounge
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    Dammit, the squirrel tranqs are wearing off! Hold it in place while I grab a new needle.

  46. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
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    Showgirl Squarepants

  47. Maria Menounos Upskirt Panty Flash Showgirl Costume Extra
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    Nice femoral triangle.

  48. Sylvester Stallone Chateau Marmont
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    He’d better stop, or his mom will shoot.

  49. Jerry Springer
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    The former mayor of Cincinnati looks good.

  50. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
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    “Siri, what’s flatter—this iPad or my wife’s ass?”

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