The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.27.14

February 27th, 2014 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed or “The Words Under The Titties That Broke Paula Patton‘s husband’s brain.” And here I had all kinds of stuff to show you, like Sharon Stone suddenly remembering she’s just an actress and doesn’t actually know anything about stuff, and Sinead O’Connor doing the shocker.

It’s fine, you go have fun with your boobies, I didn’t want to talk anyway,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gabrielle Union Butt White Jeans Shorts
    donkeypunch
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    i think d-wade should give it back…

  2. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
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    So yummy.

  3. Maria Menounos Upskirt Panty Flash Showgirl Costume Extra
    Heisenberg
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    “You don’t need archeology to find this dinosaur bone, bitch!” *Barney smokes blue meth*

  4. Sylvester Stallone Chateau Marmont
    Spoila Optima
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    “My left hand is going ‘Over the Top’.”

  5. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    I thought that “Prometheus” sequel was a rumor.

  6. Sylvester Stallone Chateau Marmont
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    Ayy..yo, you better not go in there for about 35-45 minutes. Dey gotta replace all the seashells in there!

  7. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
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    Jennifer: “Hmmmm…sweaty sock puppet wrangler or huge penised, billionaire celebrity. Who should I sleep with?”

  8. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
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    “I’m telling you, Ann…as the pit boss…If Sharon Stone doubles down on her beaver shot in ‘Basic Instinct’…that’s automatic soul salvation …FOREVER. And you’re out of the game…not unless…you got something to show me.”

  9. Hayley Hasselhoff Christophe Guillarme Paris Fashion Week Show
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    “Help us, Obi Wan Kenobi…You’re our only hope.”

  10. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
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    Dahli Llama: “What?!? Are you going to arrest me for smoking?”

  11. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
    Little Tongue
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    “Hello! My name is Emily and I asked my surgeon to give me lips that look just like a diseased anus, to please you, fetishes aficionados of the world! Give me a call at 1 (800) SWA-LLOW for more info.”

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet
    Jimmy Kimmel
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    This is what happens when you de-hoof a horse. It should be expected.

  13. Hayley Hasselhoff Christophe Guillarme Paris Fashion Week Show
    Little Tongue
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    “Hi! My name is Haley and I’m a drunken has been’s daughter.”
    “And I am Christophe, a world famous designer. No, I swear, I am!”

  14. F Murray Abraham The Grand Budapest Hotel Premiere
    Frank
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    Lesson number one: Don’t underestimate the other guy’s greed!

  15. Debbie Harry Yellow Teeth NME Awards
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    Her teeth are blonder than her hair.

  16. Quentin Tarantino Girl Playing With His Hair Charles De Gaulle Airport
    Little Tongue
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    When he told her to stoke his head, he obviously meant something else…

  17. F Murray Abraham The Grand Budapest Hotel Premiere
    alex
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    “Too many notes.”

  18. Debbie Harry Yellow Teeth NME Awards
    My 80's Boner
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    Oh man…I still love her…but, it’s getting harder as time goes on. But, still a GILF on my list, along with Marcia and Carol Brady. :P

  19. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
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    Gaius Baltar is going by Greg Lauren now? He’s a crafty bastard.

  20. Maria Menounos Upskirt Panty Flash Showgirl Costume Extra
    Little Tongue
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    So! This is what her face looks like!? Bring back the butt shots ASAP! (please?)

  21. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
    The Pope
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    “Hey, didn’t you just shove that puppet down your pants?”

  22. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
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    Pamela Anderson really went all the way with this “no make-up” trend.

  23. Sylvester Stallone Chateau Marmont
    Little Tongue
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    “Wow! I’ve been dead 15 years and they STILL haven’t figured it out yet!”

  24. Melanie Griffith Butt Skinny Legs Tight White Jeans
    Machete
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    “Pinky swear? I give this ticket to Antonio, and he pulls my car up. I tip him loose change now , and a loose vah-j later. Ya know these Latin guys…they are so kinky.”

  25. F Murray Abraham The Grand Budapest Hotel Premiere
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    Eff Murray Abraham.

  26. Gabrielle Union Butt White Jeans Shorts
    YadaYada
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    A lot of junk in one of those trunks. Not sure about the car’s, though.

  27. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    This photo is not a shocker.

  28. Chloe Sevigny Pink Lipstick Legs Minidress Those Who Kill Bates Motel Premiere Party
    Little Tongue
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    Has anyone ever heard of her, except for her poor fashion sense? Have you seen her in a movie (I think that it is what she does)?

  29. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
    The Pope
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    “So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.”

  30. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
    sprub
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    How you doin’ ?
    (And to the right, Chandler)

  31. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
    T-Bone
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    *ring, ring* “Hello? Vatican? I would like to report a miracle on Sinead O’Connor” – Women who found Jesus on her toast.

  32. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    Is she a Vulcan now?

  33. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
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    I want to lick her from head to toe.

  34. Hayley Hasselhoff Christophe Guillarme Paris Fashion Week Show
    Brit
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    With faces like these, they could be America’s next Ice Dancing gold medalists in South Korea 2018.

  35. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
    The Pope
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    Two in the pink, one in the sensitive brown!

  36. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
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    Even that scarf can’t make him look gay. But the puppet definitely makes the other guy look gay.

  37. Quentin Tarantino Girl Playing With His Hair Charles De Gaulle Airport
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    Quentin is boss. His movies are amazing.

  38. Malin Akerman Butt Nipple No Underwear Tight Dress Global Green USA 11th Annual Pre Oscar Party
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    Very sexy, lovable woman. Nice ass.

  39. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
    Brit
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    Two in the pink and one in the difficult brown

  40. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
    Jack Hoff
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    PUPPIES…
    Sweet, sweet, puppies

  41. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
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    I think it’s very brave of her to go without makeup in public.

  42. Maria Menounos Upskirt Panty Flash Showgirl Costume Extra
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    It is Carnival time.

  43. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
    Little Tongue
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    “The day I saw Ms Stone in that play, on a tv powered up by a dozen running monks, I understood something very fundamental: a snatch is a snatch is a snatch.”
    “Wow! That was so very profound, Mister Lama! Look at my nipples! They are aiming for glory! By the way, are you related to Lorenzo?”

  44. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
    Gin&Tonic
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    Perfect shot, witch-nosed face ruins it otherwise

  45. Chloe Sevigny Pink Lipstick Legs Minidress Those Who Kill Bates Motel Premiere Party
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    Sexy bitch.

  46. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard Oxygen Mask Ski Jacket Glasses Everest Set
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    Well at least on this mountain, he wont get buggered by a fellow ranch hand.

  47. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
    Gin&Tonic
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    Like Maria Menunos, there’s really no point in shooting them from the wrong side

  48. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
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    The way she is opening her mouth, its like she knows what I want her to do while I fondle those sweet puppies….

  49. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet
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    A woman’s hands and feet always reveal their age.

  50. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
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    Gorgeous.

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