The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.27.14

February 27th, 2014 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed or “The Words Under The Titties That Broke Paula Patton‘s husband’s brain.” And here I had all kinds of stuff to show you, like Sharon Stone suddenly remembering she’s just an actress and doesn’t actually know anything about stuff, and Sinead O’Connor doing the shocker.

It’s fine, you go have fun with your boobies, I didn’t want to talk anyway,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
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    “You know, Jenny … that puppet is actually covering my dick head.”

  2. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Pease tell me that is a skull cap and makeup. Please, please, please.

  3. Hayley Hasselhoff Christophe Guillarme Paris Fashion Week Show
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    So is part of Fashion Week that you swap clothes?

  4. Debbie Harry Yellow Teeth NME Awards
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    She was way hot in the ’70′s. Yes, really!

    • Amanda

      I see her regularly, she is still a knock out in person. Really and truly she is stunning. i=Im not sure why it doesn’t transfer to pics, but she is a straight up fox even at 68 (yes, shes almost 70)

    • Amanda

      She is also super nice for what its worth

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet
    Cock Dr
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    If that’s what a few decades in Jimmy Choos does to your feet I’m sticking with LL Bean clogs.

  6. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
    Deacon Jones
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    Perfect tits

  7. Robert Pattinson With Giant Cow Life Set
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    I’m sure I saw that exact color and texture of fur just the other day … where was it now …

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-wednesday-2-26-14/the-crap-we-missed-0226-20-3

  8. Maria Menounos Upskirt Panty Flash Showgirl Costume Extra
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    It looks like there is a pearl coming out of her vagina

  9. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
    renotastic
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    When did Dick Cheney grow his hair out?!

  10. Debbie Harry Yellow Teeth NME Awards
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    “Call me!”

    -Her Plastic Surgeon

  11. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    Rhiana is hotter, but Sinead is a better singer and has better tattoos.

  12. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
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    Don, I know you’d volunteer to wax those things with turtle wax so the water beads up on them like that. But I get to go first.

  13. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    Nothing compares to two in the pink and one in the stink.

  14. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
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    Excellent photo composition. All tits, no face.

  15. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
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    “You okay Jon?”

    “What was in that drink CeeLo gave me?”

  16. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
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    Oh fish, you pageview whore. You know us too well…

  17. Malin Akerman Butt Nipple No Underwear Tight Dress Global Green USA 11th Annual Pre Oscar Party
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    i’ve got no snark for her. She’s hot and talented.

  18. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
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    The full title is “Petals on the Wind: the True Story of Fukushima Daiichi.”

  19. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
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    Listen, there is nothing saying you can’t accessorize how you keep your member warm. Have fun with it.

  20. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
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    “Before Barack Obama takes me golfing, Please remind Sharon Stone that Basic Instinct was twenty years ago so she should keep her legs closed.”

  21. Hayley Hasselhoff Christophe Guillarme Paris Fashion Week Show
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    Fat Miley meets skinny Kevin James.

  22. Robert Pattinson With Giant Cow Life Set
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    Dammit, Kim, quit wandering onto the set, and no, you can’t have an autograph.

  23. Quentin Tarantino Girl Playing With His Hair Charles De Gaulle Airport
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    Wrong end, sweety.

  24. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard Oxygen Mask Ski Jacket Glasses Everest Set
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    When he butches up, he goes all-out.

  25. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
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    I dare you Don.

  26. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
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    Look, I’m not saying this is what Madonna looks like without her daily dose of virgin’s blood but I’m also not saying it’s not her…

  27. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
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    totally sounds like the lead in to a “go into a bar” joke.

  28. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
    anonym
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    nice tits. weird face

  29. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
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    Yum.

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet
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    View full size=NSFLunch

  31. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Side Boob Butt See Through Dress Global Green USA 11th Annual Pre Oscar Party
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    Nope.

  32. Hayley Hasselhoff Christophe Guillarme Paris Fashion Week Show
    anonym
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    it’s funny how most actors’ kids look like a Darwin experiment gone wrong.
    I thought this was Bruce willis’ daughter when I looked at the thumbnail

  33. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
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    Kick higher on the next take, it’s not warbling.

  34. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
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    “I warned you about that dick Matt Lauer, didn’t I?”

  35. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Minimale Animale Point Dume
    White Zombie
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    Milk does a body…goooooooo, all over my keyboard.

  36. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
    Jade
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    The anal is strong in this one. She’s not even subtle about it.

  37. Gabrielle Union Butt White Jeans Shorts
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    In case anyone is wondering why she didn’t leave Dwayne Wayde when he fathered a son during their “break”, take a look at the car…

  38. Jennifer Westfeldt Tyrone The Puppet Jon Hamm Steven Boyer MCC Theater Hand To God Performance
    Super Freak
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    Jon Hamm thought bubble…”Yeah, thats about right.”

  39. Sinead OConnor Shocker Cleavage Jesus Tattoo Stalker Premiere
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    “No, Sinead, we said STALKER”

  40. Hayley Hasselhoff Christophe Guillarme Paris Fashion Week Show
    Jimmy Jam
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    She looks like the backup whore for the Nazi party in WWII. She’s obviously born in the wrong time period, is what I’m saying.

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet
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    What’s funny here is that she is leaving a Nordstrom launch for her new shoe line….ok, not really funny. But amusing in a “conquered and infected all the indigenous populations” kinda way.

  42. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
    George P. Burdell
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    One of these things is not like the others. One of these thing just isn’t the same.

  43. Quentin Tarantino Girl Playing With His Hair Charles De Gaulle Airport
    Fritz
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    “The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is… I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now’s the fucking time!”

  44. Malin Akerman Butt Nipple No Underwear Tight Dress Global Green USA 11th Annual Pre Oscar Party
    Word up, Paula
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    She makes my herpes flare up.

  45. Julianne Moore Holding Stomach GMA
    George P. Burdell
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    I need an Activia!

  46. Elizabeth Berkeley Butt Tight Jeans Husband Greg Lauren
    George P. Burdell
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    I am a professional. Where is my $10.

  47. Ellen Burstyn Old Lady Makeup Thinning Hair Nightgown Petals On The Wind Set
    Johnny Socko
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    This is before makeup or Photoshop. Damn you, liberal media!!

  48. Jake Gyllenhaal Full Beard Oxygen Mask Ski Jacket Glasses Everest Set
    Chad Vader
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    “I will…(catches breath)….now attempt….(catches breath)…the highest peak on the earth…(panting)…Kim Kardashian.

  49. Sylvester Stallone Chateau Marmont
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    When your name begins with Syl- and ends with -vester Stallone, you can get away with masturbating in your pants in public. And you know it.

  50. Ann Curry The Dalai Lama Gray Davis Sharon Stone The Lourdes Foundation Leadership in the 21st Century Event With His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama
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    Three out-of-touch, self-absorbed liberals and a guy from Tibet are sitting on a stage…there’s a great joke sure to follow.

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