The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.23.12

February 23rd, 2012 // 495 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that probably shouldn’t even exist today because seriously, a Stephen Dorff post? This isn’t what I signed up for. Anyway, since I’m too principled to let you miss out on random celebrity minutiae, here’s Katy Perry throwing up the shocker (also known as ‘foreplay’ to her ex), as well as Jane Seymour who heard you actually gave your wife one of those tacky heart necklaces that she sells. Bloody dreadful.

I’d go on, but there’s a shot of James Belushi in here and the Final Five is literally a random waitress in a bikini. No, really.

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jane Seymour
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    She’s healing well after the eye transplant.

    now try to unsee it.

  2. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
    Star Droppings
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    Meh. Snooki in a funhouse mirror.

  3. Ciara Legs Short Shorts
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    She’s upset because with the store with her goodies was closed.

  4. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
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    I think it’s disgusting to keep posting these pictures of dead Whitney .

  5. Jane Seymour
    The Pope
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    Apparently she’s only half full of shit.

  6. Adam Sandler
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    It’s Adam Sandwich.

  7. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
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    West Hollywood is its natural habitat.

  8. Cor blimey
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    Built like a Brit shickhouse.

  9. Jane Seymour
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    Cerebel Palsley is a terrible thing to waste.

  10. Brooke Shields Retard Face
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    There’s no excuse for post pardem depression.

  11. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The hair makes her head look like a stand at a county fair

  12. Commented on this photo:

    looks like my tongue would fit perfectly in her ass…

  13. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
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    “Why…did I ask…for more cowbell?”

  14. Richard Gere Wife Carey Lowell
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    Hold it…hold it…

    If he sneezes, that gerbil is gonna shoot right out.

  15. Richard Gere Wife Carey Lowell
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    He sees gerbils in the trees.

  16. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
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    The party ain’t jumpin’. His mom must be home.

  17. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
    The Pope
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    Ahh good, my Kardashiclone is here!

  18. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
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    Ok, the time has come.

    Cage match between Russell Brand and Jared Leto, door welded shut. Two douches enter, but only one douche leaves. And that one we beat to death with folding chairs.

  19. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
    Star Droppings
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    Did he steal Christina Aguilera’s choker?

  20. Jim Belushi
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    “C’monnn, guyyyys…I’m not famous anymore.”

  21. Adam Sandler
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The first time I saw a packing peanut I knew there were people out there who were going to eat them

  22. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
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    Looks like someone is doing the walk of shame.

    Not her…whoever spent last night with that.

  23. Commented on this photo:

    More like Bangers-on-Smash, amirite?

  24. Joe Jonas Twitter
    lori
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    “Too.” Not “to.” Idiot.

  25. Clark Kent
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    If her raised thigh could talk it would say, “Lose the ice cream cone, honey.”

  26. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
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    Taco’s for shizzy in the hizzy!

  27. Commented on this photo:

    truly he who took this photo is like a god walking among mortals.

  28. Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather see a hundred of these than one more Kardashian.

  29. Commented on this photo:

    Fat British chicks don’t run, unless she’s chasing some blood pudding dangling from a stick.

    • Richard McBeef

      why do i picture adele eating blood pudding out of her gramophone horns? and why is she naked with a full bush? and why am I hard?

  30. Brooke Shields Retard Face
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    Mom told me that if I said “Fuck” enough my face would look like this.

  31. Jim Belushi
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    “I think you have that wrong. Kevin James is the Jim Belushi of his generation.”

  32. Commented on this photo:

    After that 20 yards of running she did, she needed to stop and take an ice cream break. She’s a keeper.

    • Cock Dr

      She has enormous breasts and apparently isn’t selling anything. It’s all good.

      • Deacon Jones

        I wouldnt call those enormous.

        The lift these bikini tops give these days, I tell ya!

        Nothing’s worse than going to a beach happy hour, and seeing the before/after shot of the girl with her top off. And not because I was hammered.

  33. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
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    “Why yes I was just trying on clothes with Weston Cage. How did you guess?”

  34. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
    Diavolo Washington
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    death warmed over

  35. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
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    Hot dark-skinned Irish girl? She must have been on the same bus with the Scottish Korean earlier.

  36. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The warm weather at the back of the picture is about to overtake the cold at the front. I’m calling for rain.

  37. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
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    Thug life.

  38. Ciara Legs Short Shorts
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    Who? Nevermind, I don’t care.

  39. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
    Darnell Jefferson
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    Premature necrophilia

  40. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
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    Does he and Gagme share the same wardrobe?

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage
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    I’m stopping at this picture. I know I can’t see anything but I’m wishing really hard.

  42. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
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    Why didn’t I stop at Kelly Brook?

  43. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
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    Now is the time on Sprockettes when we jog.

  44. Commented on this photo:

    Probably chasing a black guy.

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage
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    Miserable, underfed bitches of Hollywood, take note: If you have a healthy, well-cared for body and you smile occasionally, you too can be this hot.

  46. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
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    Whoa. “Whitney Code Red” on Janice Dickinson.

  47. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
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    Pimpin’.

  48. Tara Reid
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    Hey, she’s still alive! Good for her.

  49. Richard Gere Wife Carey Lowell
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    A monk once asked his master, “Does a Kardashian have Buddha-nature or not?” His master shouted, “MOOO”.

  50. Adam Sandler
    EricLr
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    I just hope this footage was preserved for an episode of “Hey, Remember the 90′s?”

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