Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that probably shouldn’t even exist today because seriously, a Stephen Dorff post? This isn’t what I signed up for. Anyway, since I’m too principled to let you miss out on random celebrity minutiae, here’s Katy Perry throwing up the shocker (also known as ‘foreplay’ to her ex), as well as Jane Seymour who heard you actually gave your wife one of those tacky heart necklaces that she sells. Bloody dreadful.
I’d go on, but there’s a shot of James Belushi in here and the Final Five is literally a random waitress in a bikini. No, really.
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She’s healing well after the eye transplant.
now try to unsee it.
Meh. Snooki in a funhouse mirror.
She’s upset because with the store with her goodies was closed.
I think it’s disgusting to keep posting these pictures of dead Whitney .
I LOL’d
+2
Apparently she’s only half full of shit.
No, she is completely full of shit.
It’s Adam Sandwich.
West Hollywood is its natural habitat.
Built like a Brit shickhouse.
Cerebel Palsley is a terrible thing to waste.
Just like my tax dollars that subsidized your education.
There’s no excuse for post pardem depression.
The hair makes her head look like a stand at a county fair
looks like my tongue would fit perfectly in her ass…
Looks like you’d be licking the rocks out, mate
“Why…did I ask…for more cowbell?”
Hold it…hold it…
If he sneezes, that gerbil is gonna shoot right out.
He sees gerbils in the trees.
The party ain’t jumpin’. His mom must be home.
Ahh good, my Kardashiclone is here!
hahaha
Ok, the time has come.
Cage match between Russell Brand and Jared Leto, door welded shut. Two douches enter, but only one douche leaves. And that one we beat to death with folding chairs.
I’m in line for that.
Can we beat the loser, too?
I was assuming the other one would be dead…but I guess there’s no reason to let that slow the party down. Fuck yeah we can beat the loser too!
+100000000
Let’s make it a 3-way with Shia LeButfuck
Did he steal Christina Aguilera’s choker?
“C’monnn, guyyyys…I’m not famous anymore.”
The first time I saw a packing peanut I knew there were people out there who were going to eat them
Looks like someone is doing the walk of shame.
Not her…whoever spent last night with that.
More like Bangers-on-Smash, amirite?
“Too.” Not “to.” Idiot.
If her raised thigh could talk it would say, “Lose the ice cream cone, honey.”
Taco’s for shizzy in the hizzy!
truly he who took this photo is like a god walking among mortals.
I’d rather see a hundred of these than one more Kardashian.
or the Lee chick unless she has a hefty steel sack on her head.
cinched. the hefty steel sack. cinched.
AMEN
Fat British chicks don’t run, unless she’s chasing some blood pudding dangling from a stick.
why do i picture adele eating blood pudding out of her gramophone horns? and why is she naked with a full bush? and why am I hard?
Mom told me that if I said “Fuck” enough my face would look like this.
“I think you have that wrong. Kevin James is the Jim Belushi of his generation.”
After that 20 yards of running she did, she needed to stop and take an ice cream break. She’s a keeper.
She has enormous breasts and apparently isn’t selling anything. It’s all good.
I wouldnt call those enormous.
The lift these bikini tops give these days, I tell ya!
Nothing’s worse than going to a beach happy hour, and seeing the before/after shot of the girl with her top off. And not because I was hammered.
“Why yes I was just trying on clothes with Weston Cage. How did you guess?”
death warmed over
Hot dark-skinned Irish girl? She must have been on the same bus with the Scottish Korean earlier.
The warm weather at the back of the picture is about to overtake the cold at the front. I’m calling for rain.
Thug life.
Who? Nevermind, I don’t care.
Premature necrophilia
Does he and Gagme share the same wardrobe?
I’m stopping at this picture. I know I can’t see anything but I’m wishing really hard.
Why didn’t I stop at Kelly Brook?
Now is the time on Sprockettes when we jog.
Probably chasing a black guy.
Miserable, underfed bitches of Hollywood, take note: If you have a healthy, well-cared for body and you smile occasionally, you too can be this hot.
Whoa. “Whitney Code Red” on Janice Dickinson.
Pimpin’.
Hey, she’s still alive! Good for her.
A monk once asked his master, “Does a Kardashian have Buddha-nature or not?” His master shouted, “MOOO”.
I just hope this footage was preserved for an episode of “Hey, Remember the 90′s?”