Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that probably shouldn’t even exist today because seriously, a Stephen Dorff post? This isn’t what I signed up for. Anyway, since I’m too principled to let you miss out on random celebrity minutiae, here’s Katy Perry throwing up the shocker (also known as ‘foreplay’ to her ex), as well as Jane Seymour who heard you actually gave your wife one of those tacky heart necklaces that she sells. Bloody dreadful.
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