The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.23.12

February 23rd, 2012 // 495 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that probably shouldn’t even exist today because seriously, a Stephen Dorff post? This isn’t what I signed up for. Anyway, since I’m too principled to let you miss out on random celebrity minutiae, here’s Katy Perry throwing up the shocker (also known as ‘foreplay’ to her ex), as well as Jane Seymour who heard you actually gave your wife one of those tacky heart necklaces that she sells. Bloody dreadful.

I’d go on, but there’s a shot of James Belushi in here and the Final Five is literally a random waitress in a bikini. No, really.

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
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    Clearly she’s a gang member, because the only shocker I see is her fucking hair.

  2. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
    Charlie Hodge
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    I didn’t know Pauly Shore and The Situation had a love child.

  3. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute but not a celebrity.

  4. Ciara Legs Short Shorts
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    It must get tiresome to keep having people stick their gum to your shorts.

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage
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    Sadly, somebody will complain that you can’t see her shoes.

  6. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That has GOT to be the Gay Friend.

  7. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
    oggie
    Commented on this photo:

    she has nice hair

  8. Adam Sandler
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    “Yea, they’re giving me one for Jack and Jill, too…”

  9. Jim Belushi
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    I’m glad to see he found a job worthy of his talent.

  10. Jane Seymour
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    The photographer asked her if that was a wrap, referring to her dress.

  11. Brooke Shields Retard Face
    Doctor Joystick
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    Nobody has ever seen her in the same room as Maria Shriver. Coincidence? I think not.

  12. Jim Belushi
    Doctor Joystick
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    The funniest living Belushi.

    • Jill

      Really? is it? I’m pretty sure there’s gotta be an elderly Belushi with dimentia still worried about family members buying cars made in Japan that’s way funnier. Maybe the funniest living Belushi who’s ever had their own TV show?

  13. Justin Timberlake Chinstrap Beard Inside Llewyn Davis
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Girly man one to girly man two. Over.”

  14. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
    Contusion
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    I think he must have meant to post that photo to Craigslist M4W.

  15. Justin Timberlake Chinstrap Beard Inside Llewyn Davis
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    “Goddammit! This isn’t ‘Mountain Spring’ scented fabric softener.”

  16. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    The black Billy Ray Cyrus.

  17. Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather see her described as, “a waitress with a ravenous need to expose her gigantic tits while enjoying some February sunshine during her lunch break at Southend-on-Sea Essex, England.”

  18. Joe Jonas Twitter
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    The other guy posted “I can feel it…coming in his butt tonight…oh lord” on his Twitter.

  19. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    You’ve arrived when Paul Rubens is your dog walker.

  20. Brooke Shields Retard Face
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    So…Brooke Shields without makeup?

  21. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    tom
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    That chick would be nothing without makeup.

  22. Jim Belushi
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    He stores the jet lag in his neck.

  23. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
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    Sadly, I prefer his Vishnu-master-yoga look to his ambiguously-gay-biker look.

  24. tom
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    Who the hell is she!?

    • Some waitress from England.. can’t you read. Ohh… it was a rhetorical question. Then your answer is “some waitress from England.”

  25. Jim Belushi
    DeucePickle
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    I thought this guy was Marked for Death and Under Seige. Good thing he’s Above the Law and Hard to Kill.

  26. Commented on this photo:

    Using the ice cream cone as a guide: she is 9.5 feet tall, and her measurements are 66-42-55

  27. Tara Reid
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s your husband Tara?

    • Johnny P!

      Tons of girls are known as that.
      Many of them get half-assed plastic surgery too.
      But you don’t see them on The Superficial, do ya?

      Nope, one “acting” gig in a film that was a “sleeper hit”, and
      she still crops up in the news.

      Waste of space.

    • The Brown Streak

      I’m right here, tom.

  28. Jason Segel
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    The guy who sold me my stereo at Sears had a better tailored suit.

  29. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
    Jill
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    he defintiely got that shirt in the divorce.

  30. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    Hugh Gentry
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    call me old fashioned, but I just want to play with her tits and cum on her face.

  31. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
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    “I swear to god, ‘ll never fly Southwest again!”

  32. Ciara Legs Short Shorts
    rantatonne
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    Was i the only who looked at the thumb and expected this to be Miley Cyrus?

  33. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
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    Taking the ring finger off? Someone is way to serious about the “Assassin’s Creed” franchise.

  34. Commented on this photo:

    Worst fake running since Baywatch.

  35. Adam Sandler
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    Because it’s connected to Adam Sandler, the lump of chewed up food in his mouth just got a 20 million dollar project greenlit.

  36. Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to the locker room cesspool. We hope you’ve enjoyed your visit.

  37. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
    slippinx12
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop clowning his work uniform and let him get his money.

  38. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
    kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    Gay Jebus.

  39. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    There was a photoshoot in a hotel I was in recently and so I asked the woman at the desk was it someone famous and she said “No, just that Georgia Whats-her-name”

  40. Justin Timberlake Chinstrap Beard Inside Llewyn Davis
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    “I still can’t get the Chasez smell out of it. That’s the last time I let him borrow my stuff.”

  41. KLJTech

    The Shocker is back!

  42. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
    Colin
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    Is that a fake torso underneath that shirt?

  43. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess you never know when you’re going to need taco shells

  44. Jane Seymour
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Her right eye just told her the photographer is made of Carbon

  45. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
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    She looks like Smurfette rode hard and put away wet. Possibly covered in smurf batter.

  46. JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    I have a sudden craving for cafeteria quality fish and chips.

  47. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
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    “Excuse me sir, I can see you standing behind me and I would prefer you went about your business. Yes, I can see you. Yes, without moving my head.”

  48. Adam Sandler
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    “…yeah i KNOW! I could shit on a baby duck and people would pay to see it. It’s awesome!”

  49. DeucePickle
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    Best fake running since Baywatch

  50. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
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    i guess we know who got to keep the wardrobe.

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