The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.21.13

February 21st, 2013 // 345 Comments

“And now to incept the words ‘I’m Batman’ into each of their heads before dumping their bodies in the past. God, I love dating!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which draws pretty heavily on The Brit Awards, because they are a very important thing that Americans should be paying attention to way more closely. We’ve also got Justin Bieber rocking some sweet optical illusion shoes that if you stare at long enough will trick your eyes into seeing Usher’s penis a douchebag, as well as Ashley Benson continuing to win those Spring Breakers premieres, Tom Jones whose face now requires every single muscle to wink, Harry Potter and the Hep-Blood Prince, and finally, holy shit, Prince Charles really does just point and laugh at anything.

“Jolly good young chap, now be a dear and cough into this jar.” *twists lid, writes To Mummy, Love Charles*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Phoebe Price Cleavage Las Vegas Fashion Festival
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    What a shame! Those magnificent breasts belong on a beautiful woman who could use them.

  2. Jesy Nelson Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Is this gal really cute or is she a massively photogenic skank? No matter. I’d do her.

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
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    Wow, I’ll bet that hurts when she first inserts it…

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    Nemo Noman
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    Red rocket! Red rocket! Come on, Red Rocket!

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
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    Looking at the thumbnails I thought for a second this was Eric Clapton.

  6. Prince Charles
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    “You know I once was forced to wear a cap like that. Going down on Mummy wasn’t as fun as having cancer, haha.”

  7. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Fake Tan Spandex Dress
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Get it away from me.

  8. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
    Phoenix
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    Gwen Stefani is looking a but off here.

  9. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
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    “I fucked that one, I fucked that one, that one blew me, I fucked that one…”

  10. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Hey pop, can you see my back burger? “

  11. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
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    Does the penal system contemplate cruel and excessive attire?

  12. Justin Timberlake The Brit Awards
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    Dude and Hugh Jackman are slowly morphing into each other.

  13. Jessie J Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    Ultimate proof that bangs should be avoided at all cost. Well played, ma’m.

  14. Holly Henderson Butt See Thorugh Pants
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    I didn’t even know Dr. Seuss plantpots where a thing.

  15. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
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    Oh for fuck’s sake, not again.

  16. Laura Barriales Butt Tight Dress Frankie Morello Fashion Show
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    Not much to say other than “WOW!”

  17. Phoebe Price Cleavage Las Vegas Fashion Festival
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    The earrings were custom made from molds of her nostrils.

  18. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Fake Tan Spandex Dress
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    Why the L
    O
    N
    G Face??

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
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    This is where he stuck the Botox needle and THIS is my Botox face.

  20. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
    Banjobraids
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    Celebrities Without Makeup Vol. 598.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    cc
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    I think it would be fair to call this set of Stodden images as ‘a blizzard of slut’ in keeping with the season.

  22. Prince Charles
    mama's boy
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    i used to wear me mum’s bras on me head too!

  23. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
    tlmck
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    Just saw Jon Hamm’s penis.

  24. Holly Henderson Butt See Thorugh Pants
    tlmck
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    Who ever took this pic is either gay, or needs to find a new line of work.

  25. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    tlmck
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    New candidate for the worst final 5 ever.

  26. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
    emersombiggins
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    By the look of his eyes, that dude is holding some primo hashbuds.

  27. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
    JamThong
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    Check out the nose on that whore in front of him!

  28. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts
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    At first I go all like HEPIMPLANTSTOMMYLEEHATEDERP but then I think “Lohan”, and I realize she’s still all kinds of doable.

  29. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
    icu
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    He forgot the ‘Y’ with the ‘?” on his cap.

  30. Leigh Anne Pinnock Cleavage The Brit Awards
    Skeeter
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    Don’t know who she is but her tits are adorable.

  31. Marcia Gay Harden Bra See Through Blouse Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
    Skeeter
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    I’d sit on her face and play with her tits.

  32. Cat Sadler Butt Tight Dress Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
    Skeeter
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    She’d get it and it doesn’t matter which hole.

  33. Jesy Nelson Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Skeeter
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    I’d like to ream her anus.

  34. Miss USA 2012 Nana Meriwether Cleavage the Elizabeth Glaser Global Champions Of A Mothers Fight Awards Dinner
    mike
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    hot

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