“And now to incept the words ‘I’m Batman’ into each of their heads before dumping their bodies in the past. God, I love dating!”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which draws pretty heavily on The Brit Awards, because they are a very important thing that Americans should be paying attention to way more closely. We’ve also got Justin Bieber rocking some sweet optical illusion shoes that if you stare at long enough will trick your eyes into seeing Usher’s penis a douchebag, as well as Ashley Benson continuing to win those Spring Breakers premieres, Tom Jones whose face now requires every single muscle to wink, Harry Potter and the Hep-Blood Prince, and finally, holy shit, Prince Charles really does just point and laugh at anything.
“Jolly good young chap, now be a dear and cough into this jar.” *twists lid, writes To Mummy, Love Charles*
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What a shame! Those magnificent breasts belong on a beautiful woman who could use them.
Is this gal really cute or is she a massively photogenic skank? No matter. I’d do her.
Wow, I’ll bet that hurts when she first inserts it…
Red rocket! Red rocket! Come on, Red Rocket!
Looking at the thumbnails I thought for a second this was Eric Clapton.
“You know I once was forced to wear a cap like that. Going down on Mummy wasn’t as fun as having cancer, haha.”
Get it away from me.
Gwen Stefani is looking a but off here.
“I fucked that one, I fucked that one, that one blew me, I fucked that one…”
“Hey pop, can you see my back burger? “
Does the penal system contemplate cruel and excessive attire?
Dude and Hugh Jackman are slowly morphing into each other.
Ultimate proof that bangs should be avoided at all cost. Well played, ma’m.
I didn’t even know Dr. Seuss plantpots where a thing.
Google says here’s a better angle: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oXkkcZR1y3k/UNWRdSM9J1I/AAAAAAAAcFQ/DFEylE3pflE/s1600/936full-holly-willoughby.jpg
I believe you may have hit upon something. Great photo and good job, young man!
Oh for fuck’s sake, not again.
Not much to say other than “WOW!”
The earrings were custom made from molds of her nostrils.
Why the L
O
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G Face??
Correction***
Why the
L
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N
G
Face??
This is where he stuck the Botox needle and THIS is my Botox face.
Celebrities Without Makeup Vol. 598.
I think it would be fair to call this set of Stodden images as ‘a blizzard of slut’ in keeping with the season.
i used to wear me mum’s bras on me head too!
Just saw Jon Hamm’s penis.
Who ever took this pic is either gay, or needs to find a new line of work.
New candidate for the worst final 5 ever.
By the look of his eyes, that dude is holding some primo hashbuds.
Check out the nose on that whore in front of him!
At first I go all like HEPIMPLANTSTOMMYLEEHATEDERP but then I think “Lohan”, and I realize she’s still all kinds of doable.
He forgot the ‘Y’ with the ‘?” on his cap.
Don’t know who she is but her tits are adorable.
I’d sit on her face and play with her tits.
She’d get it and it doesn’t matter which hole.
I’d like to ream her anus.
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