“And now to incept the words ‘I’m Batman’ into each of their heads before dumping their bodies in the past. God, I love dating!”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which draws pretty heavily on The Brit Awards, because they are a very important thing that Americans should be paying attention to way more closely. We’ve also got Justin Bieber rocking some sweet optical illusion shoes that if you stare at long enough will trick your eyes into seeing Usher’s penis a douchebag, as well as Ashley Benson continuing to win those Spring Breakers premieres, Tom Jones whose face now requires every single muscle to wink, Harry Potter and the Hep-Blood Prince, and finally, holy shit, Prince Charles really does just point and laugh at anything.
“Jolly good young chap, now be a dear and cough into this jar.” *twists lid, writes To Mummy, Love Charles*
- Photo Boy
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She’s awesome. I have many fantasies about her and Vanessa going down on each other.
Don, that’s sad – you mean that just like in reality, the girls in your fantasies ignore you too?
Why step in and ruin a good thing?
If you pay full price for those court side seats, you’re allowed to sniff the cheerleaders’ asses, right?
Jeez, here I was just thinking he has evolved to walking upright, then I spied his filthy armpit discharge…can he be deported just for being generally disgusting?
She always give me a gay hard-on!
This is seriously depressing.
It’s hard for an Englishman to pull off the white trash look, but he nailed it.
“Well, I suppose a lesson’s been learned, eh young chap? ‘Never approach Camilla from behind’. Righty-ho!”
No he’s not a fucking puppet!
She’s sexy and she knows it.
The “stick the head in the ceiling fan” approach to hair styling.
“Only three weeks left to live you say? Well then, young man, how would you like to drive a limousine in Paris?”
Someone found one of her hidden stashes.
“Ok everybody, make a hole, clear out, Mr Bieber wet himself and we got to get him changed, STAT !”
Looks like Diddy is Justin’s bodyguard now.
Thank god she wasn’t at the Brit Awards.
“Is this the one that’s dying ? You’re right, he does look like a little girl in a bonnet. How’s the brain cancer, nancy boy. HA HA !”
Actual size of the pair of lips Doug has selected for her.
She’s pretty fucking hot.
I’m not seeing it.
oh look theres jessica with her strap-on.
He’s the only man who still drools over his wife. It’s perfectly understandable.
The best she’s ever looked.
(In Chester Cheetah voice)
“Yes…..yessssss”
Scarf: “50 Shades of Douche”
(damn you Jeremy….damn you)
Anyone else notice a theme with these British chicks?
Good from afar, far from good?
She’s good all over.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/21/article-2265654-170CF7E1000005DC-51_634x815.jpg
Thanks for that, YerGross.
That’s Miss USA, huh?
Terrific.
This is someone I would definitely be eye-stalking at the after party.
Does anyone else smell burnt toast?
I guarantee she does anal.
Always a plus.
ummmm
Willoughbooby!!!
Looks good.
Totally still would.
Very sexy.
Hookerliscious!
“What? Who’s this Howdy Doody lookin’ bastard? I wanted to meet Kelly Brook! Fuckin’ Make-A-Wish Foundation.”
More like, “What the fuck? I was trying to make a Kelly LeBrock cyber-genie. I even hooked up the doll and wore a bra on my head!”
She looks fun.
It’s amazing how tits can save a disaster.
And many’s the crappy movie that proves that true.
She looks like she’d be a beast in the sack.
Jonah Hill’s seconds huh?
Looks pretty good for someone who hasn’t slept since 2012.
Shauna Sand called. She wants her stripper heels back.
If you’re going to constantly wear a cowboy hat to cover a receding hairline you really need to make sure to pull it down lower on your forehead.
The other girl on “E” news?
Those will be beanbags by the time she’s 27.
Sweaty Jebus.
MMMMMMMMOTORBOAT!!!
question for the women-folk who go to this site: how the ‘f do you actually walk in shoes like that?! is it really as crazy hard as it looks?
Shoes like THAT… yes, it is. Normal people super high heels, not so much.
Those are the kind of shoes you wear while having sex. No need for balance…those fuckers are gonna be pointing towards the ceiling.
Those are stripper heels. If you get used to them they are relatively easy to walk in, if your in your 20′s and willing to sell your ass.
I own about 10 pairs of super high heels. As the doc said – they are not for walking in. Mine have never left my bedroom, let alone my apartment.
If you have ever watched a woman walk in them, you would notice that most of them do a fucked up baby step bounce like Peggy Bundy. It looks ridiculous.
Usually, if you’re going to wear shoes like that, you have the support of a stripper pole.
Shouldn’t there be a star on that?
stfu
Son of a…I would have sworn that was Kathy Bates. Damn.
Thanks a lot, Photo Boy. I hope you die slowly and painfully.