The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.21.13

February 21st, 2013 // 345 Comments

“And now to incept the words ‘I’m Batman’ into each of their heads before dumping their bodies in the past. God, I love dating!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which draws pretty heavily on The Brit Awards, because they are a very important thing that Americans should be paying attention to way more closely. We’ve also got Justin Bieber rocking some sweet optical illusion shoes that if you stare at long enough will trick your eyes into seeing Usher’s penis a douchebag, as well as Ashley Benson continuing to win those Spring Breakers premieres, Tom Jones whose face now requires every single muscle to wink, Harry Potter and the Hep-Blood Prince, and finally, holy shit, Prince Charles really does just point and laugh at anything.

“Jolly good young chap, now be a dear and cough into this jar.” *twists lid, writes To Mummy, Love Charles*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
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    She’s awesome. I have many fantasies about her and Vanessa going down on each other.

  2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
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    If you pay full price for those court side seats, you’re allowed to sniff the cheerleaders’ asses, right?

  3. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
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    Jeez, here I was just thinking he has evolved to walking upright, then I spied his filthy armpit discharge…can he be deported just for being generally disgusting?

  4. Marcia Gay Harden Bra See Through Blouse Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
    BP
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    She always give me a gay hard-on!

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    tom
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    This is seriously depressing.

  6. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
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    It’s hard for an Englishman to pull off the white trash look, but he nailed it.

  7. Prince Charles
    Johnny P!
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    “Well, I suppose a lesson’s been learned, eh young chap? ‘Never approach Camilla from behind’. Righty-ho!”

  8. Prince Charles
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    No he’s not a fucking puppet!

  9. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s sexy and she knows it.

  10. Ashley Roberts Cleavage The Brit Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The “stick the head in the ceiling fan” approach to hair styling.

  11. Prince Charles
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Only three weeks left to live you say? Well then, young man, how would you like to drive a limousine in Paris?”

  12. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
    CK
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    Someone found one of her hidden stashes.

  13. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
    Bonky
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    “Ok everybody, make a hole, clear out, Mr Bieber wet himself and we got to get him changed, STAT !”

  14. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
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    Looks like Diddy is Justin’s bodyguard now.

  15. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts
    ThisWillHurt
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    Thank god she wasn’t at the Brit Awards.

  16. Prince Charles
    Bonky
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    “Is this the one that’s dying ? You’re right, he does look like a little girl in a bonnet. How’s the brain cancer, nancy boy. HA HA !”

  17. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    ThisWillHurt
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    Actual size of the pair of lips Doug has selected for her.

  18. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    She’s pretty fucking hot.

  19. Justin Timberlake The Brit Awards
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    oh look theres jessica with her strap-on.

  20. Justin Timberlake The Brit Awards
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    He’s the only man who still drools over his wife. It’s perfectly understandable.

  21. Jessie J Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    The best she’s ever looked.

  22. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    (In Chester Cheetah voice)

    “Yes…..yessssss”

  23. John Mayer Scarf Cowboy Hat Sunglasses
    bewbs
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    Scarf: “50 Shades of Douche”

  24. Justin Timberlake The Brit Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    (damn you Jeremy….damn you)

  25. Holly Henderson Butt See Thorugh Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    Anyone else notice a theme with these British chicks?

    Good from afar, far from good?

  26. Miss USA 2012 Nana Meriwether Cleavage the Elizabeth Glaser Global Champions Of A Mothers Fight Awards Dinner
    Deacon Jones
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    That’s Miss USA, huh?

    Terrific.

  27. Ashley Roberts Cleavage The Brit Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    This is someone I would definitely be eye-stalking at the after party.

  28. Tom Jones Winking Brit Awards After Party
    Kurt Barlow
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    Does anyone else smell burnt toast?

  29. Jesy Nelson Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    I guarantee she does anal.

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    Deacon Jones
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    ummmm

  31. Holly Willoughby Cleavage Boob Window The Brit Awards
    Bang Tidy
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    Willoughbooby!!!

  32. Holly Willoughby Cleavage Boob Window The Brit Awards
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    Looks good.

  33. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts
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    Totally still would.

  34. Leigh Anne Pinnock Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    Very sexy.

  35. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
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    Hookerliscious!

  36. Prince Charles
    Fishballs
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    “What? Who’s this Howdy Doody lookin’ bastard? I wanted to meet Kelly Brook! Fuckin’ Make-A-Wish Foundation.”

  37. Ashley Roberts Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    She looks fun.

  38. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
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    It’s amazing how tits can save a disaster.

  39. Rita Ora Side Boob The Brit Awards
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    She looks like she’d be a beast in the sack.

  40. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
    Beer Baron
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    Looks pretty good for someone who hasn’t slept since 2012.

  41. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    GLT
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    Shauna Sand called. She wants her stripper heels back.

  42. John Mayer Scarf Cowboy Hat Sunglasses
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    If you’re going to constantly wear a cowboy hat to cover a receding hairline you really need to make sure to pull it down lower on your forehead.

  43. Cat Sadler Butt Tight Dress Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
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    The other girl on “E” news?

  44. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    lawn
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    Those will be beanbags by the time she’s 27.

  45. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
    kitty
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    Sweaty Jebus.

  46. Leigh Anne Pinnock Cleavage The Brit Awards
    lawn
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    MMMMMMMMOTORBOAT!!!

  47. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    Gin&Tonic
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    question for the women-folk who go to this site: how the ‘f do you actually walk in shoes like that?! is it really as crazy hard as it looks?

    • jw

      Shoes like THAT… yes, it is. Normal people super high heels, not so much.

    • Cock Dr

      Those are the kind of shoes you wear while having sex. No need for balance…those fuckers are gonna be pointing towards the ceiling.

    • popwilleatitself

      Those are stripper heels. If you get used to them they are relatively easy to walk in, if your in your 20′s and willing to sell your ass.

    • I own about 10 pairs of super high heels. As the doc said – they are not for walking in. Mine have never left my bedroom, let alone my apartment.

      If you have ever watched a woman walk in them, you would notice that most of them do a fucked up baby step bounce like Peggy Bundy. It looks ridiculous.

    • Usually, if you’re going to wear shoes like that, you have the support of a stripper pole.

  48. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
    lawn
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    Shouldn’t there be a star on that?

  49. John Mayer Scarf Cowboy Hat Sunglasses
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    Son of a…I would have sworn that was Kathy Bates. Damn.

  50. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    lawn
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    Thanks a lot, Photo Boy. I hope you die slowly and painfully.

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