The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.21.13

February 21st, 2013 // 345 Comments

“And now to incept the words ‘I’m Batman’ into each of their heads before dumping their bodies in the past. God, I love dating!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which draws pretty heavily on The Brit Awards, because they are a very important thing that Americans should be paying attention to way more closely. We’ve also got Justin Bieber rocking some sweet optical illusion shoes that if you stare at long enough will trick your eyes into seeing Usher’s penis a douchebag, as well as Ashley Benson continuing to win those Spring Breakers premieres, Tom Jones whose face now requires every single muscle to wink, Harry Potter and the Hep-Blood Prince, and finally, holy shit, Prince Charles really does just point and laugh at anything.

“Jolly good young chap, now be a dear and cough into this jar.” *twists lid, writes To Mummy, Love Charles*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
    meeps!
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    When did Crispin Glover become a Laker Girl…?

  2. Laura Barriales Butt Tight Dress Frankie Morello Fashion Show
    The Dude
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    .
    Would care to meet.

  3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
    Inner Retard
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    Some say the day you stop looking you die. Case in point, Levitt vs. the guy behind him.

  4. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage The Brit Awards
    The Dude
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    .
    Can imagine cavorting with…

  5. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is what Ed Furlong would look like if he hadn’t smoked away all of his Terminator 2 money… still high as fuck, but with clean clothes.

  6. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
    meeps!
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    Raise your hand if you’re… oh.

  7. John Mayer Scarf Cowboy Hat Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    Maybe he has a PhD in cunnilingus.

  8. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
    DeucePickle
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    You know you’re rich when you can hire Pit Bull as your body guard

  9. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
    Inner Retard
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    Harry Potter’s in a downward spiral. There must be a potion against that. Or a cream, or rehab…

  10. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage The Brit Awards
    DeucePickle
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    I wonder if she knows that Mitch Winehouse has her picture on the back of his vest

  11. Marcia Gay Harden Bra See Through Blouse Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
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    She just got divorced from her husband of 16 years, Thaddaeus Scheel. She also has a brother named Thaddeus. That’s not at all creepy.

  12. Prince Charles
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is it wrong that I laughed out loud when I saw this picture?

  13. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
    meeps!
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    There was only 1 way she was gonna get pix of her on this website.
    Congratulations!

  14. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
    Inner Retard
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    How did this kid survive junior high?!

  15. Phoebe Price Cleavage Las Vegas Fashion Festival
    meeps!
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    When is science gonna figure out how to keep them alive after you cut there heads off?

  16. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
    stucco
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    Hey! Hey guys! Remember when I was a wizard?

  17. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Takes a lot of skill to wear a dress backwards and sideways at the same time.

  18. Laura Barriales Butt Tight Dress Frankie Morello Fashion Show
    Inner Retard
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    Is that a dress or parts of her body are painted black? If it’s painted where can I apply for that job?

  19. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
    henry hill
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    which way to the Brit Awards, mate? I’m a tad bit tahdy.

  20. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    Damn, that’s a good titty

  21. Justin Timberlake The Brit Awards
    Inner Retard
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    It was inevitable. Jessica Biel finally fucked his brains out. Lucky bastard.

  22. John Mayer Scarf Cowboy Hat Sunglasses
    henry hill
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    now to fill up this here mailbag and hit the trail up yonder to San Antone.

  23. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
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    If you solemnly swear to only look at the cheerleaders and totally ignore the game, do they give you a discount on the ticket price?

  24. Tom Jones Winking Brit Awards After Party
    henry hill
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    that IS unsual, mr. jones.

  25. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
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    Twink.

  26. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    Not at all attractive

  27. Holly Henderson Butt See Thorugh Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Tights are not pants….but some people are allowed to break the rules.

  28. Jessie J Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    He looks great!

  29. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
    yoop
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    Baby got back – and beak.

  30. Marcia Gay Harden Bra See Through Blouse Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
    Jim Halpert
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    hotdog fingers

  31. Ashley Roberts Cleavage The Brit Awards
    Inner Retard
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    That is just scary.

  32. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
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    An abortion that escaped the bio-waste container.

  33. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
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    This is what happens when you take fashion cues from Back to the Future, Part 2.

  34. Justin Timberlake The Brit Awards
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    I don’t think this is what Jessica meant when told him she wished he were more like Jon Hamm.

  35. Cat Sadler Butt Tight Dress Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
    henry hill
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    she’s come a long way from Hoosier Millionaire…sorta.

  36. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    Inner Retard
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    The last dozen pictures are a complete fail Photo Boy! Fish, hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper!

  37. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
    henry hill
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    “God, I can’t wait to be a dirty old man.”

  38. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
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    That’s fucking disgusting! Who in their right mind would put a picture of their tragically-deceased daughter on a piece of clothing? And “Mama” having a laugh-fest over it?

    “In their right…”Oh, wait! I think I answered my own question, not to mention figuring the reason Amy was so fucked up in the first place…

  39. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
    your mom
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    Heroin makes you sweaty?

  40. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
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    He finally figured out how to get Blake to screw him.

  41. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
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    What an absolute doll. Hopefully all this exposure will give her career a boost to a point where she’ll stat doing some nudity. Otherwise, tell her to GTFO.

  42. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
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    He went home with all the women in this picture that night.

  43. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
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    “Someone help me. I have peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth!”

  44. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Celebritamous Rehabimus!”

  45. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    I believe I would give a testicle to peruse her naked body. Not for keeps, mind you. Only as a deposit.

  46. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
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    “Make way, make way…I just caught this guy orally copulating some kid in the back of a van…”

  47. Tom Jones Winking Brit Awards After Party
    kravdan
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    He’s not winking, he’s having a stroke!

  48. John Mayer Scarf Cowboy Hat Sunglasses
    ThisWillHurt
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    No cowboy outfit is complete without Ray Bans.

  49. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
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    So her dying wish was to sponsor a bowling team?

  50. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
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    Well, she was a mess and everyone saw her death coming a mile away, so no need to mope about it.

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