The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.2.12

February 2nd, 2012 // 366 Comments

Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels her altar to Satan and Brooke Shields fassbends around the Big Apple.

Ice-T wants you to know he built today’s Final Five with his own two hands,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Slow down girls, don’t blow that whole Lowrider check in one day.

  2. Kat Von D Crucifiction Sculpture
    Pennsylvania Dutch
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    That’s the most painful looking dildo I’ve ever seen.

  3. Kim Kardashian Butt
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    Nice Bra straps.

  4. Rose McGowan
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    and here i thought a week would go by and no ex-Manson girl in TCWM section.

  5. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    cuckoo for coco sluts?

  6. Katie Price Underwear See Through Tights Leandro Penna
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I often thought of that myself. Now that the Olympics say you can have blades instead of legs how about putting on springs and going in for the high jump.

  7. Katie Price Underwear See Through Tights Leandro Penna
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    She’s dating Taylor Lautner now?

  8. Jake Gyllenhaal
    uncle denial
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    Sad Parka needs a hug.

  9. Rose McGowan
    yso serious
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a funny world we live in.
    Speaking of which,
    do you know how I got these scars?

  10. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks much more attractive with less make up… she’s a rather pretty girl.

  11. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Charlotte Tilbury
    Swearin
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    So Satan is a redheaded woman and is claiming a photo op as a part of the bargain for getting K Stew into movies? Interesting.

  12. Kim Kardashian Butt
    The Brown Streak
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    Lego Kardashian?

  13. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    Swearin
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    Clearly this is Vegas, or why else would they be showing two pairs?

  14. Jake Gyllenhaal
    The Brown Streak
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    The one man remake of the Blair Wtich Project just wasn’t as suspenseful. Still, it was much better than Blair Witch 2 by far.

  15. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
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    Oh, I get it now. I thought her “Union Jack” collection was handjob related.

  16. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
    The Brown Streak
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    This will sell well in France.

  17. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    Nik
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    JESUS CHRIST THAT BLACK HAIRED GIRLS FACE.

  18. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
    Adam
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    She’s union jacked tons of guys

  19. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Netflix, now with more fugly!

    Although in their defense, Netflix does have “Brown Bunny” on streaming, so everyone can watch Chloe Sevigny suck Vincent Gallo’s dick on camera without waiting for a DVD.

  20. Kim Kardashian Butt
    ktulu
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    She must have to in there up to the elbow to wipe that ass

  21. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
    yep
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    Can she be any cuter?

  22. Brooke Shields
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    In all fairness, NYC really IS pretty scary when your meds wear off.

  23. Kat Von D Crucifiction Sculpture
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Because you never know when you’ll run out of Jesus

  24. Rose McGowan
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve found that the tight pants always ensure people are looking at the camel toe, not the scars.”

  25. Ashley Tisdale Legs Short Shorts
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    The good news is she uses her mileage for tax write offs every time she has to go to Demi Lovato’s interventions.

  26. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    She looks like someone drew an ugly face on a thumb. with fake tits.

  27. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    000
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    sorry coco.
    when herman cain said he understands all about the media “sausage grinder”, he didnt mean you.

  28. Rose McGowan
    Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    Sunshine is that you ?

  29. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Eyes see thumbnail.
    Brain says “Don’t’ click, I bet you are going to click it but you really shouldn’t. Really why click that picture? Just do not click it!”
    Finger clicks on picture.
    Penis FTW, shame sets in.

  30. Ashley Greene Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Thankfully actions aren’t always louder than words or you’d never be able to tell a mime to fuck off

  31. Brooke Shields
    Frank The Duck
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    “I can’t feel my face!!!”

  32. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Charlotte Tilbury
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    In today’s acting master class, Ms. Stewart will force you to push your boundaries by mixing her patented “barely conscious apathy” with just a hint of “bitchily amused.”

    • Jonas Grumby

      Damn, all I can manage is pothead teenage angst. Maybe if I beadazzle my chest and stand out in the sun she will give me a passing shrug of indifference.

  33. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if she and the horde of ‘glamor models’ are part of the same Never-Nude support group as Tobias Fünke?

  34. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I can’t be bothered clicking through to the end. Did they see their own shadow or what?

  35. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Natural beauty is overrated. Coco believes “not gagging” is overrated as well.

  36. Kim Kardashian Butt
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby got back. And shoulder.

  37. Jake Gyllenhaal
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    there’s a tin foil hat hidden below the Parka

  38. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    The Butcher’s Apron. For today’s meaty woman.

  39. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    This dress really complements her underoos

  40. Katie Price Underwear See Through Tights Leandro Penna
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought George Michael was gay?

  41. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s like a female designed by a pubescent teenager whose only read comic books.

  42. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    If you Google image Jordan Carver you get enough tits to last you a couple days….great pics of her.

    Why didnt she replace Katie Couric on the evening news? I guarantee she wouldve gotten better ratings.

  43. Kim Kardashian Butt
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    I see huge asses every time I leave the house. This could be anybody.

  44. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    One’s now out of rehab and the other is heading in.

  45. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    lol, i dont even know where to begin with that tool in the back….

    I mean….we should try to track him down and dedicate a day to him. Like, go to his house and take pictures of all the NWO wrestling posters he undoubtedly has on the walls. Ask him about his “macking” moves, etc

  46. Jake Gyllenhaal
    Da Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    Off to the local rest stop.

  47. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    Joe
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    Look it’s girl Peter Falk and some tramp.

  48. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    The one on the left seems nice. The one on the right seems like a bit of a bitch…with a penis.

  49. Jake Gyllenhaal
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember when gay meant fun? And queer, that was another great word we all could use. And Admiral of the Windward Passage. Well OK not the last one.

  50. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s getting a three-way tonight, whether they want it or not.

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