Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels her altar to Satan and Brooke Shields fassbends around the Big Apple.
Ice-T wants you to know he built today’s Final Five with his own two hands,
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Slow down girls, don’t blow that whole Lowrider check in one day.
That’s the most painful looking dildo I’ve ever seen.
It’ll fit.
With room to spare.
Nice Bra straps.
and here i thought a week would go by and no ex-Manson girl in TCWM section.
cuckoo for coco sluts?
I often thought of that myself. Now that the Olympics say you can have blades instead of legs how about putting on springs and going in for the high jump.
She’s dating Taylor Lautner now?
have you EVER seen Taylor Lautner with his mouth closed?
Good point, McFeely.
Sad Parka needs a hug.
It’s a funny world we live in.
Speaking of which,
do you know how I got these scars?
she looks much more attractive with less make up… she’s a rather pretty girl.
So Satan is a redheaded woman and is claiming a photo op as a part of the bargain for getting K Stew into movies? Interesting.
Lego Kardashian?
Clearly this is Vegas, or why else would they be showing two pairs?
The one man remake of the Blair Wtich Project just wasn’t as suspenseful. Still, it was much better than Blair Witch 2 by far.
Oh, I get it now. I thought her “Union Jack” collection was handjob related.
This will sell well in France.
JESUS CHRIST THAT BLACK HAIRED GIRLS FACE.
She’s union jacked tons of guys
Netflix, now with more fugly!
Although in their defense, Netflix does have “Brown Bunny” on streaming, so everyone can watch Chloe Sevigny suck Vincent Gallo’s dick on camera without waiting for a DVD.
The crusade continues, I see :)
If I miss one, be sure to remind me.
She must have to in there up to the elbow to wipe that ass
Can she be any cuter?
In all fairness, NYC really IS pretty scary when your meds wear off.
Because you never know when you’ll run out of Jesus
“I’ve found that the tight pants always ensure people are looking at the camel toe, not the scars.”
The good news is she uses her mileage for tax write offs every time she has to go to Demi Lovato’s interventions.
She looks like someone drew an ugly face on a thumb. with fake tits.
sorry coco.
when herman cain said he understands all about the media “sausage grinder”, he didnt mean you.
Sunshine is that you ?
Eyes see thumbnail.
Brain says “Don’t’ click, I bet you are going to click it but you really shouldn’t. Really why click that picture? Just do not click it!”
Finger clicks on picture.
Penis FTW, shame sets in.
Thankfully actions aren’t always louder than words or you’d never be able to tell a mime to fuck off
“I can’t feel my face!!!”
In today’s acting master class, Ms. Stewart will force you to push your boundaries by mixing her patented “barely conscious apathy” with just a hint of “bitchily amused.”
Damn, all I can manage is pothead teenage angst. Maybe if I beadazzle my chest and stand out in the sun she will give me a passing shrug of indifference.
I wonder if she and the horde of ‘glamor models’ are part of the same Never-Nude support group as Tobias Fünke?
I can’t be bothered clicking through to the end. Did they see their own shadow or what?
Natural beauty is overrated. Coco believes “not gagging” is overrated as well.
Baby got back. And shoulder.
there’s a tin foil hat hidden below the Parka
The Butcher’s Apron. For today’s meaty woman.
This dress really complements her underoos
I thought George Michael was gay?
It looks like George Michael, but in reality George Michael doesn’t have long blonde hair.
she’s like a female designed by a pubescent teenager whose only read comic books.
If you Google image Jordan Carver you get enough tits to last you a couple days….great pics of her.
Why didnt she replace Katie Couric on the evening news? I guarantee she wouldve gotten better ratings.
I see huge asses every time I leave the house. This could be anybody.
One’s now out of rehab and the other is heading in.
lol, i dont even know where to begin with that tool in the back….
I mean….we should try to track him down and dedicate a day to him. Like, go to his house and take pictures of all the NWO wrestling posters he undoubtedly has on the walls. Ask him about his “macking” moves, etc
We really should get around to renaming “April Fool’s”.
Off to the local rest stop.
Look it’s girl Peter Falk and some tramp.
The one on the left seems nice. The one on the right seems like a bit of a bitch…with a penis.
Remember when gay meant fun? And queer, that was another great word we all could use. And Admiral of the Windward Passage. Well OK not the last one.
Hahahaha…that’s fucking great! +1 or more.
Someone’s getting a three-way tonight, whether they want it or not.