Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels her altar to Satan and Brooke Shields fassbends around the Big Apple.
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35 years too late maybe?
haha no doubt! get a job, bitch
It appears the waiter masturbated in their drinks.
I’m willing to bet it wasn’t their last encounter with semen that night.
“Hey mister picture guy. You’re getting this right? And it’s Kat Von Dee, not Dita Von Teese, but I totally understand the confusion.”
“Thanks. I wear them to distract people from my face.”
Her pants are channeling Jon Hamm.
Yet again, by the time something shows up on Netflix it’s hard to remember what the fuss was about
Man, I never thought the zombie apocalypse would start like this…
“I’m cuckoo for London props!”
lolz
this bitch
“Sure, go ahead and ruin ’90s Night,’ Little Miss Piss Diaper!”
“Ms McGowan, we have finished your paling treatment yet!!!”
Lilyhammer ? I thought it was called “scissoring”.
So the little one had a stroke?
Nothing says class like a Jesus coffee table base.
They’re just like the rest of us – they sleep, eat, and put on their pants one leg at a time. Only difference is, they do it all with ginormous titties.
I think the woman whose only “job skills” are bigs tits and ass has a better chance of being hired than the douche with Music tatooed on his arm.
(BTW, he told Coco he was a rap artist named Ice Cream and she promptly blew him and moved in with him.)
This will teach her never to look at her reflection in a store window.
Sure, they have big tits. But did they have to demand the entire wait staff sacrifice their penises as an offering on a plate? I don’t think so. Not at all…
That’s exactly the fan base I expected for her.
This picture has captured the moment he just realized that in every interview for the next year and half, he’s going to be asked about Taylor Swift’s new album.
“Aye dios mio!”
One more coat of shellac out to take the humanity out of her face.
Look, if Bon Scott and Jim from “The Office” want to rub snatches, I say let ‘em. More chicks for me.
I never thought I would say this in my life, but I think Bon was prettier than *that*.
ha ha ha!! Jim from “The Office” . That’s hillarious. She could be his identical twin.
Hey fat dude, where can I get a super bitchin’ MUSIC tattoo for my forearm?
people on this site have no concept of individuality…. why in the world would you have an opinion on this guys tattoo, you have no idea what it means to him and more importantly its not your body or life. Ill never understand how people can be so insecure that they always focus on what other people are doing wearing or saying. In other words shut the fuck up!
And you never know. The entire tat may say, “I Fucking Hate Music!”
Emo sad.
The inside of her sweater must look like The Shroud of Turin when she tales it off.
It really isn’t cool to block Willard Scott when he’s trying to do the weather.
That’s one hell of an impressive wide angle lens.
Look into her face – look into her eyes. Whatever you do, don’t look at her midsection, or you will be sucked into its gravity too.
I’m not even religious and that makes me uncomfortable.
Kim was talking out of her ass again when the paparazzi caught her just as she inhaled.
Wow, she’s really well hung.
Seriously, that was my first thought
CD, care to comment on these shoes that you can almost see?
What people won’t do for a free scone.
incredibly overrated, she is fug
Yup, but as long as she shows the cleavage we’ll never look at the face.
agree and she has a manbody
Cannot unthink…. Plunging Waistline. Uuuuh
There is one less mystery in this world for me to see, for now I have gazed upon the Riddle of the Spanx.
Fuck, we can all go home right now. No one’s gonna top that.
“Which creature walks on four asscheeks in the morning, two asscheeks in the afternoon, and three asscheeks in the evening?”
pretty bad when your plastic surgery starts in the parking lot
In the STD world, she’s the female Jared Leto.
Big boobs are coming. Get ready.
Dude in the background is super-excited because her being famous makes it OK to take pictures of tits.
That’s fuckin’ classy !
Even with the plate of bacon and cheddar chimichangas.
hah..kristen stewart..acting in a…
wait..
are those titties? Where did those titties come from?!!
+1
well, actually that’ll be +2
Bank your money CoCo. Don’t let hubby spend it all.
It won’t be long before you hit a gravity wall that even the most skilled of plastic surgeons won’t be able to overcome.
“Sigh, it makes me so sad when people get excited to see me, then realize I’m not Ryan Gosling.”
Where’s Martha Plimpton?
I thought you meant Martha Dumptruck, sorry :)
Don’t be ridiculous, this is obviously a case of the skirt clinging to her on one side while it is flowy on the the other. This could be due to wind or a fan inside the parking garage, or even static electricity. Her booty is beautifully bulbous on both sides :)
Get lost
her ass is DISGUSTING! and it looks low here.
“This will look great holding my cat’s litterbox!”
Look at those egg rolls! YUM!
Oh, I get it – her cameltoe is so large that she had it sewed shut.