The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.2.12

February 2nd, 2012 // 366 Comments

Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels her altar to Satan and Brooke Shields fassbends around the Big Apple.

Ice-T wants you to know he built today’s Final Five with his own two hands,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Geri Halliwell Union Jack Dress
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    35 years too late maybe?

  2. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It appears the waiter masturbated in their drinks.

    I’m willing to bet it wasn’t their last encounter with semen that night.

  3. Kat Von D Crucifiction Sculpture
    Snack pack
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    “Hey mister picture guy. You’re getting this right? And it’s Kat Von Dee, not Dita Von Teese, but I totally understand the confusion.”

  4. Rose McGowan
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    “Thanks. I wear them to distract people from my face.”

  5. Brooke Shields
    Frunken
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    Her pants are channeling Jon Hamm.

  6. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Yet again, by the time something shows up on Netflix it’s hard to remember what the fuss was about

  7. Kat Von D Crucifiction Sculpture
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    Man, I never thought the zombie apocalypse would start like this…

  8. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Charlotte Tilbury
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    “I’m cuckoo for London props!”

  9. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    yeahright
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    this bitch

  10. Katie Price Underwear See Through Tights Leandro Penna
    journalschism
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    “Sure, go ahead and ruin ’90s Night,’ Little Miss Piss Diaper!”

  11. Rose McGowan
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    “Ms McGowan, we have finished your paling treatment yet!!!”

  12. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    DeucePickle
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    Lilyhammer ? I thought it was called “scissoring”.

  13. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
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    So the little one had a stroke?

  14. Kat Von D Crucifiction Sculpture
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    Nothing says class like a Jesus coffee table base.

  15. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
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    They’re just like the rest of us – they sleep, eat, and put on their pants one leg at a time. Only difference is, they do it all with ginormous titties.

  16. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think the woman whose only “job skills” are bigs tits and ass has a better chance of being hired than the douche with Music tatooed on his arm.

    (BTW, he told Coco he was a rap artist named Ice Cream and she promptly blew him and moved in with him.)

  17. Brooke Shields
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    This will teach her never to look at her reflection in a store window.

  18. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
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    Sure, they have big tits. But did they have to demand the entire wait staff sacrifice their penises as an offering on a plate? I don’t think so. Not at all…

  19. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    That’s exactly the fan base I expected for her.

  20. Jake Gyllenhaal
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    This picture has captured the moment he just realized that in every interview for the next year and half, he’s going to be asked about Taylor Swift’s new album.

  21. Brooke Shields
    Snack pack
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    “Aye dios mio!”

  22. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    One more coat of shellac out to take the humanity out of her face.

  23. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    DeucePickle
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    Look, if Bon Scott and Jim from “The Office” want to rub snatches, I say let ‘em. More chicks for me.

  24. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    Hey fat dude, where can I get a super bitchin’ MUSIC tattoo for my forearm?

    • Chachi

      people on this site have no concept of individuality…. why in the world would you have an opinion on this guys tattoo, you have no idea what it means to him and more importantly its not your body or life. Ill never understand how people can be so insecure that they always focus on what other people are doing wearing or saying. In other words shut the fuck up!

  25. Jake Gyllenhaal
    RobN
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    Emo sad.

  26. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    The inside of her sweater must look like The Shroud of Turin when she tales it off.

  27. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    It really isn’t cool to block Willard Scott when he’s trying to do the weather.

  28. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    That’s one hell of an impressive wide angle lens.

  29. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    Look into her face – look into her eyes. Whatever you do, don’t look at her midsection, or you will be sucked into its gravity too.

  30. Kat Von D Crucifiction Sculpture
    RobN
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    I’m not even religious and that makes me uncomfortable.

  31. Kim Kardashian Butt
    The Pope
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    Kim was talking out of her ass again when the paparazzi caught her just as she inhaled.

  32. Brooke Shields
    RobN
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    Wow, she’s really well hung.

  33. Rose McGowan
    Snack pack
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    CD, care to comment on these shoes that you can almost see?

  34. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Charlotte Tilbury
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    What people won’t do for a free scone.

  35. Ashley Greene Cleavage
    cutthecrap
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    incredibly overrated, she is fug

  36. Kim Kardashian Butt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Cannot unthink…. Plunging Waistline. Uuuuh

  37. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    There is one less mystery in this world for me to see, for now I have gazed upon the Riddle of the Spanx.

  38. Rose McGowan
    cutthecrap
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    pretty bad when your plastic surgery starts in the parking lot

  39. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
    MRF
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    In the STD world, she’s the female Jared Leto.

  40. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Big boobs are coming. Get ready.

  41. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    MRF
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    Dude in the background is super-excited because her being famous makes it OK to take pictures of tits.

  42. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    That’s fuckin’ classy !
    Even with the plate of bacon and cheddar chimichangas.

  43. Kristen Stewart Cleavage Charlotte Tilbury
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    hah..kristen stewart..acting in a…

    wait..

    are those titties? Where did those titties come from?!!

  44. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Bank your money CoCo. Don’t let hubby spend it all.
    It won’t be long before you hit a gravity wall that even the most skilled of plastic surgeons won’t be able to overcome.

  45. Jake Gyllenhaal
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    “Sigh, it makes me so sad when people get excited to see me, then realize I’m not Ryan Gosling.”

  46. Chloe Sevigny Natasha Lyonne
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    Where’s Martha Plimpton?

  47. bi chick

    Don’t be ridiculous, this is obviously a case of the skirt clinging to her on one side while it is flowy on the the other. This could be due to wind or a fan inside the parking garage, or even static electricity. Her booty is beautifully bulbous on both sides :)

  48. Kat Von D Crucifiction Sculpture
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    “This will look great holding my cat’s litterbox!”

  49. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    Look at those egg rolls! YUM!

  50. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    Oh, I get it – her cameltoe is so large that she had it sewed shut.

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